>"Ah....n-no, Spike, not here..."
SpikeGlimmer thread anyone?
>>26887113
yes please
>>26887113
Why is Spike such gold in nearly all of the shit-tier episodes that don't focus on him?
He was fantastic today
>>26887113
This is actually one of the major ships I would believe after this episode.
I mean seriously, glim is literally the only charicter to ever treat spike with respect. Granted, this is one of the first times we have had a male writer write him, but hot damn. Some respect.
>>26887275
Why haven't we gotten interactions like this from Rarity?
>>26887359
Because Rarity is a fucking tease, and an uppity cunt.
>>26887274
>>26887359
I actually felt legitimately bad for him when Rarity laughed at him at the beginning
It really didn't feel right because he's actually a hero in the Crystal Empire and the M6 acted like he was full of shit
>>26887359
Reddity just uses him as a tool most of the time only interacting with him out of sympathy.
>>26887113I like this
I want an episode where Rarity gets jealous of Spike's closeness to Starlight.
>>26888200
yes please
>>26887386
>he's actually a hero in the Crystal Empire
To be honest, all he really did was take the crystal heart and run to the others with it like Twilight told him to. For him to be personally honored as the hero who single-handedly saved the crystal empire doesn't really make sense.
If anything, all the mane6 - or at least Twilight and Spike - should be considered the heroes together.
>>26888200
my
fucking
nigga
someone give this man a goddamn medal
>>26888226
Would you watch it?
>>26888200
>>26887185
>>26887113
>entire episode build upon Starlight/Sunburst own insecurities and realisation that they weren't in touch because they were both ashamed of their failures
>people would rather ship her with an underage faggit dragon
>>26888236
Hell yeah. Maybe, just maybe, it would be the fabled decent Spike episode, as foretold by the fate books of... fate.
>>26888249
Why not both?
>>26887359
Because there's a lot more unresolved (sexual) tension between them.
>>26888263
And then Spike has to choose between Rarity or Starlight.
>>26888249
>implying tumblr won't destroy every piece of literary genius ever written if it makes their ship canon
IDS HABBENING
https://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/713751663874600960
>>26887386
the mane 6 have saved the world multiple times. maybe they were laughing cuz he was bragging, not because they thought he was full of shit.
>>26888330
if nothing else, there's definitely a green to be written here
>>26888332
will it become a thing? will rarity finally get jealous over spike?
>>26888356
It... it can't be! Were the legends true? Is this how it ends?
Glimglam is better waifu than Rarara.
>>26887113
Sure. It's actually a dynamic between two characters, something that's rare to happen with Spike. Can't believe Starlight appreciates him more than Twilight, like the hell.
>>26888475
This is undeniably true. Rarity doesn't really love Spike, she's just flattered that he loves her and sees him as a sort of trophy.
>>26888249
But Starlight lives in Ponyville, Sunburst in the Empire, that distance alone wouldn't work, and Sunburst can't just leave, since he is the Crystaller or whatever it's called. They pretty much established him, then took away any potential for a relationship with Starlight. It's Spike or die now.
>>26888249
>people don't like homosexuality
what a surprise
>>26887392
>reddity
it took 5 years for someone to come up with that
stop
>>26887392
>Reddity
>>26888332
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>26888332
gives me a heart warming feeling, this does.
>>26889177
Yoda, pls.
>>26887359
because rarity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHKXKHBkzLE
>>26887113
yes this makes sense
the mentally scared Starlight Glimmer from serving in Vietnam
and the mentally scared Spike for serving twilight all his life, basically a slave
perfect match
>>26888200
>Rarara is jealous of Glimmer
>Tries to separate them
>Succeeds
>Still doesn't care about Spike
>Spike goes off on her
>Rarity realizes she's been a cunt and works to get Spike and Glimmer together
FUND IT
>>26888501
And a pack mule.
>>26887274
AJ treated Spike respectfully too in the past.
>>26888210
The second time he did it all on his lonesome, shill.
>>26889301
>>26887113
>Spike gets a magical age-up in Gauntlet of Fire
>Spike is now considered old enough by the writers to date the mane 7 without it being considered pedophilia
then >>26888200 and >>26890549 happen
>>26887113
It's about time the poor bastard gets some.
>"Alright, girls, the map has once again summoned the 7 of us to thi-"
>'HAAH~ OH FUCK, SPIKE, YES.'
>"S-starlight, please, as you can see, we're in the middl-"
>'BOTH OF THEM, SPIK-, AHHHHH~ YEAH, OH FUCK, THEY'RE IN, YES'
>>26892271
Green of Spike and Starlight having casual public sex when?
>>26892650
>Spike and Glim have loud sex that rings all across the castle but Twilight can't find them in the confussing maze that is the castle.
>>26892666
>>26887392
>Reddity
>>26892826
>much reddity
>>26892271
>>26892826
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>26892650
Fund it!
Honestly, I just want more interaction between Starlight and Spike. I would watch an episode of them just hanging out as friends. Seriously.
It's better than having an episode where Spike is a fucking dumbass.
>>26892683
>"OH, OH FUCK, YES, SPIKE, MORE, DON'T STOP!"
>'I SWEAR WHEN I FIND YOU TWO YOU'RE BOTH GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE!'
>>26895191
they are just hiding inside the tree chandelier thing
>>26894396
It's cool because starlight never really had a problem with Spike, other than being friends with Twilight since in the season 5 premiere Spike didnt come along.
Sorry, what do you see in these two? They just hung out for a couple of episodes, big deal.
>>26895477
>They just hung out for a couple of episodes, big deal.
>he doesn't know how shipping works
>>26888200
Everyone knows he has a crush on her. Everyone (but Spike) knows nothing will ever come of it. Given the number of times Rarity's exploited (gently and as harmlessly as she can, but she's sitll done it) her knowledge of Spike's affection for her, it actually wouldn't be out of character for her to get jealous.
It would be a difficult episode to write, but it would mark a hell of a lot of character progression for Spike if he realized (a) it ain't gonna happen with Rarity because friendzoned since show pilot, (b) it also ain't gonna happen with Glimmer, but that's OK because *actually being friends* is... umm, "kinda good?" No, what's the word, I'm sure there's a word this show has to describe what friendship could be, but I digress... and (c) Hey, he danced with that cute robot filly back at the wedding in Season 2, and in a few years they might get along just fine.
>>26895477
And in the course of 2 episodes, they already hugged and said they like each other.
>>26892683
>>26895191
With all that fucking, Starlight's going to get pregnant eventually.
What would their kids be like?
>>26895632
They wouldn't have kids because they're different species.
No, fuck your dragon "lore".
>>26895655
But half dragon hybrids are a thing in fantasy myth. Especially between horses.
>>26895655
I dunno, there are an awful lot of cross-species creatures in Equestria. Dragon magic might make it possible.
What I wonder is if Starlight would squeeze out an egg or would gestate the baby like a pony.
>>26895655
>They wouldn't have kids because they're different species.
>thinking this when things like manticores, chimeras, cockatrices, and fucking DISCORD exists in this universe
>you actually think this
epic
>>26887371
Kinda this
>>26895809
>>26895809
>>26895993
Damn Starlight, dat ass is divine
>Spike, we're in earshot of the Princesses, they haven't left yet
That's fine, I'll just eat your plot like groceries and they could just listen
>U-unf
>>26895618
When?
>Spike, through writer intervention, somehow becomes king of the dragons by sitting on the dragon throne
>He has no fucking clue as to what he needs to do and the dragons won't help because they're too busy sucking his royal dick
>Starlight becomes Spikes 'foreign advisor' helps him save the Dragon land's bacon because she actually knows how to run shit
>Behind closed doors they engage in FORBIDDEN LOVE that is super hot and unf worthy
>>26896099
They didn't really say they liked each other, but it was heavily implied when they hugged after her initial failed reunion with Sunburst.
>Spike: I don't remember him saying he didn't want to be friends.
>Starlight Glimmer: He didn't have to say it.
>Spike: Well, Twilight obviously thinks you're worth being friends with! And I do too!
they hug
>Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Spike. At least I have two friends, even if one of them has dragon breath.
Starlight winks at Spike
>>26895695
Unless someone specifically cast a spell to turn her insides into a dragon's/lizard's, why would a pony suddenly have reproductive organs that can produce an egg?
>>26896278
Come up with something interesting, Anon.
>>26896278
Who say's it's going to be an egg?
>>26896278
it's magic, who knows, but I agree it'll probably grow like a mammalian fetus
>>26895993
Spike gets all the sexy mares.
>>26896403
except rarity
>>26896241
Not that guy but really? I mean, really?
>>26896506
It's a better relationship than he has with Rarity, who literally will tease him with kisses and flattery to make him swoon and do her favors. Starlight and Spike actually like each-other organically.
I mean, obviously they're not going to date or anything, but they're a better ship than a lot.
>>26896530
Starlight catching Rarity doing this and getting all up in her face when?
>>26888501
>trophy
But you're proud of trophies.
>>26896564
you are proud of yourself for getting the trophy
>>26896548
Why would she, Spike is the one who swoons and begs to work for Rararara.
All she has to do is smile and he'd sell his soul for her.
That shit isn't love that's a future restraining order.
>>26896432
>rarity
>sexy
>>26896587
>rarity obviously abusing this
>why would his friend get angry
>>26896592
well, sexy in the "I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute" way
>>26896530
Fair enough.
>>26896584
A trophy is only worth as much effort it took acquiring it.
And all Rarity had to do was greet spike for him to get his subservience.
>>26896592
>>26896595
>abusing
He literally ran away because he thought an owl was taking his job.
He literally begged to be AJ's slave because she did what any decent person would do.
Even when the mares offer to take some of the load off, or if Rara asks if he is sure that he can handle her bullshit he turns her down.
The only thing Spike likes more than gems is a job well done.
That is fucking fact.
>>26896658
So what does this have to do with Rarity abusing his crush.
>>26896614
Rarity is implied to work hard to look pretty, she's very proud of her hair, clothes, manners, etc
That's the effort she puts in. She doesn't do it for Spike of course, it's all for herself for her own ego
>>26888570
>Spike X Starlight is homosexual
>Starlight X Sunburst is homosexual
>Male X female is homosexual
>Starlight now lives in the Castle, Spike and >Twilight are the only residence.
>Twilight might get called away by the map leaving Spike and Starlight alone.
>they bond, spike introduces her to comic books and other shit
>>26896684
Because he would do the exact same shit even if he didn't have a crush on her.
The only thing his crush made him do was give her his fire ruby
>>26896584
This. She considers the fact that she "won" him a testament to her own beauty and greatness, even though she has no desire to engage in a romantic relationship with him. If someone else stole him away from her, she would consider it a failure of her own attractiveness and try to win him back by leading him on more actively.
>>26887392
I know I'm late but
>Reddity
>>26896701
you must be new here, please lurk more before posting
>>26896685
>Person works out
>Person grooms
>Person eats well
>Person speaks well
>Person dresses properly for any event he is attending
>WHAT AN EGOCENTRIC BASTARD!
Besides, Spike only cares about her looks.
>pic fucking related
>>26896706
>and then secks
>>26896773
Like there's no tomorrow
>>26896770
Me Lurking more won't help your fucking reading comprehension, nor will it teach you your vocabulary you fucking bottle of extra virgin faggot oil.
DESU it makes sense that he likes her. He seems to have a thing for fancy manestyles, and Starlight's is almost as fancy as Rarity's.
>>26896771
>Besides, Spike only cares about her looks.
is very obvious it's just a crush/infatuation, nobody is saying otherwise
As for the rest, I'm not saying she's an egocentric bastard. Her character is very centered on looks, she's a designer. Do you think she isn't proud of her appearance? Is it weird to be proud of something you put effort into? That's what I'd expect of anybody. She looks pretty for herself not others, that's all I'm saying
>>26896977
>She looks pretty for herself not others
ayy lmao
Motion to name the ship DragonStar
>>26897065
That's a pretty good one. Looks like the Derpibooru folk are calling it Sparlight though, which is ok I guess
>>26896977
Ok, I misinterpreted what you meant by ego.
>>26896706
I-I need this fanfic now
>>26897065
YES
>>26896824
Don't listen to that mean ol' anon, and post whatever you like whenever you like, newfriend. But may I ask that you give yourself a name like I have so that we know who you are and can accordingly address you as such.JK get fucked you stupid faggot. Here's your (YOU.)
>>26895655
Yes they could. They'd just produce dragon satyrs. Horse bottom and dragon upper body.
>>26896771
So you're saying if your mom put on a wig just like your waifu's hair YOU wouldn't want to fuck her too?
>>26887113
I wish I could bury my face into Starlight's chest.
>>26897719
Spike is breathing in Glimmer's farts.
>>26897849
>>26897719
>"Oh baby, I wanna keep rollin' rollin' rollin' right into your chocolate starfish."
>>26896770
Actually hating faggots like you goes far more back on the whole of 4chan even before mlp
>>26895655
>>26897427
>>26895695
>Motherfuckers not knowing about the Longma
Do you even myth?
>>26899855
TFHdevs get out.
>spike gets over his 5 season long crush on rarity with a relationship with starlight based on mutual understanding, respect, and trust
>actual character development for spike other than LOL I SAVED THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE
I can only dream
>>26892826
Nigger faggot
>>26888210
Exactly there probably just jealous that he got all the credit for what was mostly there work
And we all remember the last time powerful ponies got really jealous over recognition
>>26895603
>it also ain't gonna happen with Glimmer, but that's OK because *actually being friends* is... umm, "kinda good?" No, what's the word, I'm sure there's a word this show has to describe what friendship could be, but I digress
Oh god my sides thanks anon I needed a good chuckle
>>26896227
I'd watch it
>>26888584
Hm your right nothing before this on the desu archive.
May be the same idea spelt difrently in there somewhere though
>>26888210
The main 6 sans Twi were doing Jack shit at the time, aside from making the Crystal Pones not look under a sheet, Twi was trapped by Sombrero's last trap, and Spike brought Candyass out of her exhaustion.
Spike and Cadence were the ones to save the day with a mcguffin that was actually foreshadowed.
>>26896706
Someone
