Previously on Hijack:
>>26669975
Catch up here: https://www.anonpone.com/hijack/
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Inventory: http://pastebin.com/V4h6Wxz7
Movelist: http://pastebin.com/pbpUiGLu
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>You fly through the wooden wall and catch yourself on the outside railing of the ship
>You think to yourself how fortunate you are that they ship was built with metal rails
>You look up, and are slightly surprised to see that the sun is blotted out by a thick muscly appendage
>Worse still, it ain’t yours.
>”That wasn’t supposed to happen! It’s all wrong! What even- CAPTAIN!” Angela shouts before another tentacle rips through the room
>You hear the Captain yelp in fear before she is constricted and torn out the hole
>You look up and peer into the cabin as best you can
>From your scant observation skills, you have deduced that…
>Where the heck did that dragon go?!
>Of course, you have your own issues as a black tentacle whips through the ship’s sails and upper structures to strike you down.
>Well... /further/ down
>You're already on the ground, leaning against an already weakened railing.
>Comfortable as you are, you should probably do something about that.
nyoom
>>26884935
This fight should work just like it does in God of War. We need to climb up it and stab it in the face.
>>26885022
>>26884962
>First thing first, get out of the way
>You roll as quickly as you can laterally
>Since that’s what they do in the movies
>You can’t help but make a small noise
“NYOOM!”
>Luckily, no one could have heard that, as the tentacle crashes through the sails and the upper structures of the airship
>And slam with quite a bit of force into the deck where you were, splintering the deck
>You can’t help but smile a bit at your dodge
>Especially considering you’re not terribly quick on the draw
>The tentacle writhes from the impact but oddly enough, seems to slither and twist on the deck itself
>Searching for something
>It even tries to prod a bit into the floor.
>…Is it trying to get under the main deck?
>>26885079
>You hear a quiet series of clicks
>Like a batpony finding a mango
>...
>Well, that's new
>>26885173
We might want to move.
Or put our supreme wrestling skills to work and tackle the tentacle away.
We're gonna need some help for dealing with this though. Do we want to see if we can avoid dying and maybe wrangle up some of our new friends to assist in battle?
>>26885173
Tear the tentacle's jaw off. I think it might be after a trinket.
>>26885173
Treat it like you would a venomous snake, grab it behind the pointy dangerous area then rip it apart.
page 10 bump
>>26885173
>>26885022
>Remove boss weapon
>stab boss with itself
>>26885845
I love that idea.
>You drop onto the tentacle, forcing all your weight onto a targeted strike with your elbow
>Upon impact, you give it a good punch, and snake your arms around its girth and try to work to the mouth
>The jaws snib and snab at you viciously and hungrily
>They also seem to be striking wildly around as well
>But you successfully evade its attacks the only way you know how
>By eating them repeatedly
>However, due to your particular position, any of its attempts to strike you are pitifully weak
>With a withering strike, you jam your fist right into the point where you think the jaw hinges
>You feel a crack and a pop, and the creature squeals in what you think is pain
>You grip the slicey bits by its jagged, but admittedly not sharp teeth
>And begin to pull
>The flesh tears, and a terrible smell assaults your nose
>Yet it is familiar somehow…
>Much like the air after a spell is cast…
>You start to pull, when a voice rings through your head…B̮͔̞͙̫A̮̲L̠A̰̪N̲̙̥C̖͠E̡͖̦ ̶̯̲̻̹̤̘ͅM͏͖U̦͔̹̱Ṣ̛͓T̯ R̖͍̩̼̖ͅḚ̦T̷ͅŲ̰R̪͚ͅṆ
“You don’t return a balance, you gotta debit it-“
>You look up and see a-
>Oh boy
“Yer kinda ugly fer an air monster, aintch’a?”͍̞̘̬̕MA͉̟̮̲͓̳̱K̠͇̻͉̱̱̫E̢̫̫ ͏̘͖͇̱U̪̳̻S̢͈͙̰̙̖̙̬ W̧̱͉̬̗̠H҉̦̥̩̲O͕L͈͚̼͢Ȩ
>At least two sets of red eyes zero on you, and a series of tentacles surround your form
>The creature appears to be several skulls, with tentacles intertwining between them
>And a shifting, sinister shroud hangs loosely off its face…
>>26885845
>You try to tug at the bladed appendage some more, and it continues to tear
>But not fast enough, it seems
>Even if you tore off the blades, you'd need to get some serious air if you wanted to attack the creature.
>And you’re fairly certain you can’t jump high enough for that.
>You'd need help.
>You also might need help now.
>Or at least a plan of some kind.
>>26885949
Hey Celestia, you know what this thing is?
>>26885949
Does that front skull have hair? Is it any relation to the skull rat thing from the castle? Is it after the red skull?
>>26885949
>You'd need help.
>You also might need help now.
>Or at least a plan of some kind.
Considering the annoying dragon already Warned us about this moment earlier with her snide comment about us needing wings, she's likely already working on it.
Or she's using the skull again like the addict she is.
>>26885949
Abandon ship!
>>26885949
we could impale the tentacle to the ship and use it as a very unstable way up.
>>26885949I'm guessing this is the part where we regret not helping Willow
We should call for help. I have a feeling dragon bitch might know more about this thing than we do.
>Masturbate
>You successfully rip off the blades
>However your triumph is short lived
>A stray tendril slashes at your back
>While the injury is superficial, it still stung like the dickens
“AAHHH DAMN IT! I’M GONNA FRY YER BLACK SLIPP’RY ASS”
>You catch a tentacle trying to wrap around you and plunge a blade deep into its meat
>>26886063
>You force the blade as deep as you can into the creature until you hit the wooden deck
>With a stomp, you effectively nail the creature to the ship
>At the very least it can’t carry you or anyone else too far away from the craft
>The creature ‘skree’s or something, but instead of reacting physically to the pain, it merely silently floats across the deck, replacing every injured tentacle with a new one
>Its eyes track you, and another tendril slips from its gaping maw
>>26885995
>>26886002
“ANGELA, Y’BETTER NOT HAVE LEFT ME T’ DIE TO THIS!”
>Wouldn’t be the first time
>”I told you to duck! It’s all wrong, but just follow what I say and I’ll fix it!” She yells out
>But instead of rushing to help you as you wrestle and slash at the offending appendages
>She instead skids to a halt, and in her hands she carries
>That blasted skull
>You mutter to yourself how much you hope it might shoot lasers or something
>Hell, any ranged weapon would be good
>Considering the tentacles are snaking around your body faster than you can cut them
“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
>”That thing is Dire! I don’t go in without a plan, and I’m gonna make a plan RIGHT NOW!”
>She gazes into the skull, and her eyes go blank…
>Immediately, she raises her head and gasps
>”I… I dunno! Do n-nothing?”
“…ARE YOU SERIOUS, CHILD?!”
>A tentacle wraps slowly around your shoulders...
>”Y-You’re breaking the skull! It’s all your fault! Yeah! If you go away, then I can-“
>Holy Hell
>Alright, time to think fast.
>You got space to make a mad rush… somewhere
>You need something to hit hard and fast
>The stabbing was working right up until it didn’t work anymore
>”What are you doing?!”
>>26886663
Use the jawknifebone thingy to cut free first off.
Is the broken mast still laying around somwhere? Can we hit it with that?
>>26886663
>”What are you doing?!”
Masturbating furiously onto what I believe to be this thing's face, to assert dominance.
>>26886933
The dubs demand it.
>>26886663
Try this I guess >>26886870
“What am I doing?!” you ask incredulously, as a tentacle tries to choke the flickering life from your body
>>26886933
“LAND’S SAKE CHILD, I’M CLEARLY TRYNA PLAY THE SKIN FIDDLE OVER HERE!”
>Rage bubbles to the surface as you rip the tentacle from your neck and slice clean through it with a single strike
>You turn to Angela, snapping her from her trance
“Last time I went fishin’ we clubbed them suckers with a bit a wood. Got somethin' like that?”
>>26886870
>She glares at you
>Clearly struggling to understand that you have your method of solving problems
>And that it involves survival
>”Can you go die already? I need to save us!”
>Heh
>Heh heh
“Oh no, honey. That’s not how this works.”
>You sprint out of the reach of the monster
>And hook an arm around Angela’s long neck
>”HEY! WHAT THE HECK!? THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!”
“AH’M A WILD CARD!” you shout as you sprint away from the monster
>”Why are you bringing me?!”
“Cause yer gonna help me! Find me a club!”
>”A club?! Are you serious?! You’d need the mast to beat down something that bi- OH SWEET GRIGORI, NO!”
>You skid around the deck, dodging tentacles left and right
>An effeminate griffon calls out to you
>”Great idea! Lead it to the starboard guns! I’ll-“
>The wind rushes by as a tentacle strikes the griffon clear of the deck, and he flies screaming into the sky
“Ah hell! Cakebird!”
>He might not be your favorite, but he's part of your gang as long as you're here
>They all are!
>Maybe you can-
>Angela coughs quietly
>”He’ll be fine, just go get your stupid ‘club.’ Also let me go.”
>The creature lumbers forward silently
>Its tentacles poking and prodding the deck as it proceeds, some drilling into the deck inquisitively.
>Soon enough, you make it to the massive wooden beam that was felled earlier today
>Looks to be the right size but-
*CRUNCH*
>The creature appears to be breaking the deck, wriggling into the cargo hold, two of its skulls exposed and gazing into yours and Angela’s eyes…
>>26887178
pausing here
Board is awful quick
Can't imagine why
>>26887178
Okay seriously.
Break the skull Angela has. She is literally acting like she is addicted to its use; to the point of wanting us dead to make it function.
>>26887178
It's time to apply it directly to the forehead.
Let's go to page 1.
bully
>>26887968
You're aiming too low those skulls look open-topped.
page 10
>>26887964
Should we really be breaking magical shit like that? What if she goes through like withdraw or something?
Also what the hell is that skill thing made of?is it space? It looks like space
I love jews
>>26887178
Grab the mast, break it to length if necessary/possible, then go play some Monster Skull Baseball.
>LITERALLY told us to go die
This bitch is cray
Shouldn't she be helping us somehow?
Tell her to ditch the skull and get the captain to fire up the engines OR help fight the thing.
Once we hit it, we might be able to run away, or better still, blow it to hell with the guns on the ship.
>>26899756
Gaybird did mention leading it to the starboard guns.
beb
poke them bump
>nearly every cyoa just got deleted
F U G
U
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Delete this thread !
There goes all cover. Fuck you mods.
Hey guys is their a reason why pages 8-10 are inaccessible or is it just me.
>>26903498
There is no pages 8-10 because we don't have enough threads left on the board to fill them.
>>26903498
So many threads were deleted that those pages are empty now
Wasn't the first time this has happened, but it is the first time I've actually witnessed it
>>26903528
This is going to require mass reporting of the moderator responsible for this. Whichever mod is doing this is likely going to be covering his tracks to avoid losing his position when it comes time to explain why one of the boards is suddenly empty.
CYOAs have been legal this entire time. This is unacceptable behavior and abuse of moderation privileges.
>>26903528
is this what a genocide is like?
if it is then im actually pretty scared.
>>26904008
>implying the mods don't hate 4chan to begin with
When moot was still here he had a policy of having outsiders moderate the place
God knows why he thought that was a good idea, because look at this place
>>26904077
Complaining about it here wont do us any good. I suggest using the moderation feedback option in the contact page.
>>26904116
So we'll complain about the problem to the very people who are causing it, who also hate us
10/10 plan
>>26904131
It's likely only one of them.
>>26904116
I simply asked rather than complaining. I just hope they explain what the hell is going on.
CYOAs are not for bullying
>>26904131
it's likely one that is either abusing his power, or someone who is new. So by complaining the hope is to reach someone who can either adjust him or take away his power.
someone give me a secret club link
>>26906105
https://discord.gg/0nJocSHiijIPMAnX
good for 24 hours
>>26906215
Shaka
>>26906215
What is this?
>Angela backs away, cradling the skull
>She grits her teeth
>And keeps looking down at the skull, then back at the creature
>”Great… At least if it takes some trinkets, then I can go with plan LD, and-“
>You wrestle with the beam, getting under it
>It’s big
>It’s heavy
>And it’s gonna work
>…If you can get it unstuck, that is
>You tug on it as hard as you can, trying to either snap it off or pull it free of its snag
>But to no avail
>Grunting, you call to the irked dragon
“Kid? Can y’help me out?!”
>”Help!? Help what? You’re ruining everything! I can’t even help myself, now! I can’t help ANYONE!”
>The creature plunges its tentacles deeper into the ship and begins to suckle and snake around the underside of the deck
>Two large, bulbous masses begin to work their way slowly up towards the skull…
>Angela backs up further on the bow, tripping over ropes and webbings that have accumulated in the recess.
>”You don’t get it! I’ve ran this monster and myself into the ground hundreds of times! WE. DIE! Don’t you get it?! Just let it take you already! You’re the only wild card left!” she cries, becoming increasingly alarmed
>You feel a vein bulge out of your head
>And the beam shifts ever so slightly further from its prison.
>It also feels lighter too
>”Get this through your thick skull! I. Don’t. Need. You! Give up so I can take care of things!”
>She holds the skull close to her chest and looks at it longingly once more.
>You grit your teeth
>And the beam slips further still
>You feel like cracking that dragon with the damn thing first
>Sadly, it won’t budge from strength alone
>You can’t help but snort and stomp as you twist the beam harder
>You’re honestly getting real sick of this obsession of hers
>But what do we say?
>How can we show her that her little divination skull is gonna get us killed sooner than saved?
>>26911276
Rape Angela.
>>26911276
>I’ve ran this monster and myself into the ground hundreds of times!
Fuck, this idiot is replaying this event over and over! That skull must be some kind of redo trinket. Break whatever is holding the beam down so we can use it.
>>26911276
Holding it like that won't do anything. Put our shoulder under it to act as the point of a sea-saw and pull down as hard as we can while pushing up with our back and legs. It should break whatever's holding the beam and flip it over so that the main mass of it is in front of us.
>>26911276
Hijumps, you know you're running during a shitpost storm, right?
>>26911446
Do this, but try to angle it so that the upswing knocks that damn skull out of the dragon's claws
>>26911446
>>26911610
>Sadly, it won’t budge from strength alone
Dragons have claws
Have her cut the ropesmaybe she'll get knocked out by the beam on the upswing
>>26911276
that monster has some damn nice hair
>>26911276
Grab Angela and point her muzzle at the base of the beam, yank tail to induce fire breath then drop her and grab your hopefully free and possibly flaming beam and use it to hit the monster.
sorry for the lateness. Emergencies happened. We're still on track though
>>26912448
“THAT’S IT! C’MERE!”
>You grab Angela by her neck and drag her muzzle down towards the base of the beam
>She grunts angrily before yelping a ball of searing fire at the ropes
>As they singe and smolder, you leap back down towards the beam
>This time, you change your grip and use your shoulder as a fulcrum
>And they said you never paid attention in school
>You put all your strength into pulling the log down over your shoulder, and at first the pillar doesn’t move
>Then it does
>Snapping and flaming and rushing down
>Right in its big, stupid, bony face
>You hear the crunch of bone and the shriek of a thousand banshees as you pulverize one of the three skulls comprising the creature
>Additionally, the teeth cut deep into the tentacle bulging at the center, and a torrent of ichor follows the expulsion of two items.
>A small ice-white vial
>And a coin with a strange icon upon it
>However, as much as you’d like to swing again and get your baseball game on, the two skulls remaining split along the middle and fly to both sides of the ship, roaring and exposing rows upon rows of teeth…
>The air between the two skulls begins to reek of ozone…
>Angela, on the other hand, appears to be quite angry
>”You… How did you do that? That wasn’t in the future I saw! You can’t just-“
>You shush her and point to the two skulls flanking the ship
>”I-I never got this far! Don’t look at me!”
>Great.
>>26911276
BREAK
THE
FUCKING
SKULL
ARTIFACT
>>26912560
Have a suddenly realization that those skull rats from earlier have managed to escape the artifact create they crawled into.
Anyone else think that's what this is?
>>26912560
Throw our 'club' at the left one, spin around grab the dragon, turn, and throw her at the right one and tell her to distract it. If our club cracked the left one try to get to it before it recovers, stick our hand into the crack and try to pull it apart.
>>26912561
This. Angela might be a bitch who abuses quicksave, but we play for keeps.
>>26912561
>>26912770
IDEAAAAA
Let's load the skull into any cannons around and launch it at the weakest skull
we get to bust the quicksave trinket, AND we get to kill something!
>>26912789
bad idea. This thing appears to eat trinkets.
>>26912664
>You immediately crane your body around
>And huck that lumber as hard and as fast as you can to the left hand skull
>It tumbles and spins through the air
>The poor creature hasn’t even the slightest time to respond
>As the wood crunches and splinters into its face
>The two go tumbling and screaming into the ground far below
>And out of your worry circle.
>Whatever you did, it seems to have disrupted the other skull somewhat
>It floats in the air for a second, almost appearing to do a double take
>Before it flies past the bow of the ship into the sky ahead, growling
>>26912561
>As pleasing as that previous strike was
>You’re still somewhat irked from Angela’s shenanigans
>Usually when someone is addicted the best solution is always the most direct
>At least, that’s what you figured.
>Time to teach this kid a lesson
“Hey Angela, can I see that skull?”
>”Huh? I-“
>You tear it from her hands
>And crush it against your forehead
>It crumbles to dust as a myriad of profane whispers escapes the dust and dissipates into the air.
>You sprinkle it back into her hands as she lets out a high pitched whine of despair
“There ya go. Ready to play for keeps?”
>”Wh-Why would you do that?”
>>26913305
Save scumming is fine as long as it's not the only thing you can do. If that's all you can do then you're pretty useless. Gotta break your crutch if you're going to walk.
>>26913305
Because child, you are too focused on the future and not enough on the present.
>>26913305
Because it was holding you back. You spent so much time focusing on what that thing told you was true, that you couldn't see what was REALLY true.
You said we couldn't win, and here we are. With no help from that little toy of yours.
>>26913305
Ironman mode or bust, hunny.
>>26913344
>>26913348
>>26913375
>>26913380
“It was holdin’ ya back. Feel good don’t it?”
>”How could being in the dark EVER feel good!”
>You groan and clamp her mouth shut
“Listen honey, you told me to ‘die’ so you could help, and as far as I can tell, we’re getting’ a lot more headway NOT dying! Get used to it honey.”
>”The skull never lied to me! It always gave me a path! A goal, and you- you CRUSHED IT you-“
“Shhhh… You’re focusing too much on the future! Go ahead, take it in!”
>You breathe deeply
“Smell that? That’s the smell of, hey, what’s that?”
>You point out ahead of the bow to where that one skull flew too, and-
“Boy he’s lookin’ ugly. But hey! We’re not dead!”
>She huffs quietly
>”I spent who knows how many tries getting that thing to work, and you’re telling me that you can get it right in one run?”
“Bout as right as anyone can ever get, missy.”
>She groans and rolls her eyes
>”Fine. One shot. That’s all you get. Heck, that’s all ANYONE gets. Let’s not die.”
>A grotesque squeal echoes through the skies
>Angela skids to the felled skull and whisks away the two items and stows them in her sashhttp://pastebin.com/VDcu5Y8X
>She jogs back to your side and looks up at the creature leading your ship
>”So what’s the plan, bull? Throw another bit of wood? Cause we’re out, y’know.”
>>26913715
the thing spit out two artifacts after I pounded it right? I wager that thing is those rat spiders I was chasing earlier after eating a bunch of artifacts on the ship THAT I WARNED YOU ABOUT.
I'm thinking we just need to rip the rest of the artifacts out of it and the rest will fall into place.
Pausing here.
From now on, between sessions is now open question time.
Ask anything you want to know about the quest
>>26913830
What's the ending?
>>26913901
it'll depend on what you think is best for everyone, but the gist is thatthe good guys win
>>26913715
We may be out of wood but we do have a dragoness that might be able to rip some magical artifacts out of the things body with those claws of hers. And we're pretty good at throwing things.
>>26913830
What would be the maximum distance a bull headed minotaur could throw an angry dragoness?
>>26913931
>What would be the maximum distance a bull headed minotaur could throw an angry dragoness?
very
>>26913944
We should tell her that if we beat this thing, she has to fit our big fat minotaur dick inside her. Maybe getting laid will calm her the fuck down.
>>26913987
Our dick has to be constantly flopping about when we're fighting. She's probably been eyeing us the entire time.
>>26914045
All we have to do is use the fact that the skull kept telling her the wrong future. So obviously her looking into the skull and NOT seeing Butch stuffing her pussy full to the point of almost being painful is also wrong.
>>26913715
Get on the ship's guns that the fruity griffin told us about and blast that sucker!
>>26913944
Early on, your quest thrived from it's "buddy cop" sorta dynamic. First with Willow and Greg, then with Willow and Steel.
Since then you've done a lot, and it's mostly been a good deal of fun. But it seems like you're always trying to get away from what made Hijack really good.
This isn't really a question, it's just an observation I've had as a player who's been here from the start.
This Butch segment has been decent, but we still have lacked that "buddy" that we always have to beg for.
>>26920607
>Not deerthighs
I mean the segment would have been better if we'd stuck with her. That's a pretty solid interpretation though
>>26920607
Mostly cause all that gets said about this quest is railroading and systems.
>>26921019
I know, I wanted to discuss my actual thoughts rather than memes
>>26920607
This was pointed out midway through Steel's chapter, Hijuddo is just being dumb.
>>26920607
>>26921056
Friendly reminder that we had an option to help Willow in this very chapter and ignored her
>>26921200
So? Butch had no reason to do so.
>>26920607
Agreed. It feels like he's trying to push Angela onto us as a party member, but the Esmeralda lightning just isn't striking twice.
Having a partner that spends her entire time insulting us just isn't what we want, and I for one don't really feel like trying to work through her attitude issues with her.
>>26921228
Agreed. I don't want annoying side characters -Esmerelda, Sheep, Angela - I want the fun ones -Steel, Tara, Greg.
>>26921221
I agree, but it was still a choice for us to make. It's silly to pass up the chance to gain a partner and then complain about not having a partner. If Hijacker gave us any more obvious a partner he would be accused of railroading.
>>26921778
Not really. It shouldn't be on the players to introduce something repeatedly shown to be important. Butch is a criminal. Assign him a handler.
>>26921833
I think it was fair of Hijacker to give us the option. Personally I think we're doing fine without a partner, and I'm sure we'll have the opportunity to pick one up in the future if we so choose. It's not like partnering with Willow was so vital to the quest that there was no point in including any other option. Again I'm enjoying things well enough as they are, and if others aren't then it'll give the players more motivation to seek out partners in the future.
>>26922023
I'm not sure where half of that came from considering it's not addressing anything I've actually said.
Butch is getting a partner now, yes. After talking to someone else repeatedly, but whatever.
>>26922153
You said that Hijacker should have straight up given us a partner with no player input. I defended his leaving it as an option. I'm not sure what isn't adding up for you. Not that it matters or shouldn't be in the discussion thread instead but at least we're keeping it bumped.
>>26922605
You defended the option to not have a partner, despite the partnerships repeatedly being pointed out as a strong point.
No one took that option, they just turned down the most obvious one because there was no reason for the character to get involved.
Your argument consists of 'it's been okay' and 'it'll get better', neither of which have anything to do with the complaints of others, who obviously don't share your opinion.
>>26922683
I think you're confused, I'm not arguing that we shouldn't have a partner, just that Hijacker was reasonable in presenting us with the choice to grab Willow as a partner or not at that time. There's nothing wrong with the fact that the players chose to pass over the opportunity in order to make the more sensible decision for the character, but it was just that, a decision. Which is the fundamental mechanic of a CYOA. If Hijacker just decided what he thought we would have the most fun with at every potential fork in the plot it would just be a greentext story.
>>26923009
You're defending something that no one is attacking and ignoring the greater argument. Willow doesn't matter.
Players given a binary choice are not accountable for the outcome being boring when what the outcome would be was unclear.
Better the decision had been for something different that could have interesting outcomes either way.
The choice of having a partner could have been the choice of which partner.
>>26920607
How 'bout the fruity griffin?
>You stare at the creature as it rises high into the air above the ship
>A thin black line crackles along the center of the skull as the air buzzes with energy
>As Angela stares expectantly at you, a devious idea plugs into your head…
>>26913931
>>26913743
“Outta wood, huh?”
>You jog over to the side of the ship and grab the largest cannon you can find
“Huh. Arcane. No powder needed.”
>”Yeah, we got these because they can launch way heavier- EEK!”
>You grab her by the tail and swing her around
>She squeals for but a second before chocking on her own scaly neck
>You slide her smoothly into the magic cannon in a single motion
>And all she can do is wriggle and grunt
>”What did you- Oh, no, no NO NO!”
>You wheel the cannon around, trying to aim right at the creature.
>Then you remembered
“Huh.”
>”HUH?! What does THAT mean!?”
“I… Hell, I dunno how to use this thing, heh.” You chuckle
>Angela stares at you blankly for a second
>Then begins struggling against the cannon once more
>”I-I’m sorry for telling you to die?! PLEASE! I’M STUCK! DRAGON STUCK! DRAGON! STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!”
>She whines once more
>”…I’m dead.”
“Only if you miss.”
>”ME?!”
“Yeah. And stick yer claws out. Maybe you’ll cut it a bit.”
>She can only begin screaming externally
>Any last words or adjustments?
>>26931773
It's a magic canon, how hard can it be? Just hit something on it and I'm sure it'll go off.
>>26931773You might be the first dragon ever to fly without wings!
In case of emergency, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
>>26931773
Since a gryphon fires the cannons, it probably has physical controls like a button. Make sure to brace before we fire it. It'd be a shame to fly off the other side of the ship.
>>26931773
>exterior like dragon egg
>interior like suicide wrist red
>let me be your phys ed
>>26931773
Try to land in it's mouth. If it's full of artifacts like I think it is, you'll be able to destroy it from the inside out.
>>26932096
>>26931976
“Think of it like this missy!”
>You crank the cannon up to aim a little above the skulls
>If it’s anything like the boys’ rifles, you gotta aim a bit higher than the target to hit it
>You lean in and in a hushed voice, you whisper,
“You’ll be the first dragon without wings to fly!”
>”Well, actually, that award goes to Nim-“
>You place your shoulder against the back of the cannon, bracing it from blowing you back
>You jerk the cord with a fair bit of strength
>And the resulting magical impact sends you flat on your ass
>And a young female dragon rocketing out of the thing at a ridiculous speed
>You hear her scream fading into the distance
>…Followed by a sickening crunch
>Angela makes a primal growl
>Nah
>Its far less flattering
>“GUHHHHGH”
>Like she got wanged on the head with a large stick
>The skull cracks open slightly, and the two halves shift slightly further apart.
>It drops down to the deck, and Angela slides off it, groaning slightly
>It seems dazed, but its eyes focus on you with malicious intent.
>The dragon crashes and rolls towards you weakly.
>She can only mutter
>”Duh ih worh..?”
>The creature snarls at you, dripping a thick black ooze onto the deck.
>Its tentacles slide and snake around the deck, and apprach the hole leading to the cargo hold behind you...
>>26932216
Grab Angela and move her somewhere safe. I'd say that shot counted for her doing her part.
>>26932216
Step on the tentacle with all of our weight and squish it. Then move up to it grab it's eye sockets and start pulling the head apart. Now that it's been cracked it should be easy to finish off.
>>26932216
Sure it worked, now we can finish this.
I'm thinking a good old bull charge would put an end to it
>>26932216
Blunt force doesn't seem to work to well against those tentacles, so lets pull a big knife or something out of our eye.
>>26932216
PILE-DRIVER THE SKULL THING TIME FOR SOME PROPER WRASSLIN!
>>26932216
Rip it in half
>>26932307
>>26932311
>>26932388
>>26932603
>>26932679
>>26932603
>You sprint over to the felled creature and try to lift it
>Only to get slapped rudely by the tentacles
>Fine
>You draw your fist back and slam into it as hard as you can
>The crack deepens
>You pull back again
>And slam your other fist into the skull
>Over
>And Over
>Until its face cracks open like an old egg
>You snake your fingers into the crack and yank it open
>Whatever creamy filling this bad boy has sticks and drips from its prison
>And you see some manner of soft, fleshy body, twitching and wriggling within the corpse
>It speaks to you again
M̢̻̮A̜̠̩̰̳̥͙ḴE̸̩̺̩̭̰̞
̟̘̕U̶̮͈̰͈S̟͠
̥W͟H͖͖O̷L̷̗̜͖̦̫̲E̤̫͍̬͙̱
“Richard, gimmie something BIG”
>A wooden handle extends from your socket, and you pull it out, careful to not injure yourself.
>It’s steel blade glints in the light as you raise it above your head
>And plunge it deep into the creature’s red, glowing head.
>Your body is showered with a burning, rotten liquid
>Its like a torrent of hot garbage!
>The smell is just –
>You’re out like a light.
>…
>…
>…
>You blink twice
>And lean up.
>You look over yourself
>And notice that the shroud the creature wore like a bad ‘do
>”Uhg… My head… Geeze…” Angela groans behind you
>You raise the shroud above your head
>And it not only feels insanely light
>But also seems to shift ever so slightly no matter what.
>Funky
>”Where… Where did that direbeast go?” she asks, crawling to her feet.
>You look around
>And only see black seething puddles
>Your body burns slightly
>You raise your arm to the light and see it covered and smudged with teh same liquid
>You hear a voice again
>Its quiet
>But it gnaws at the back of your head...r͉̖̖ͅe̻̭͕̤̺̮t͓̫͔̙̗̣͈u̺r̗̖͉̗̮͖͕n̖͇̩̫̺͟ ͉̙̰͜
̠̲̗̟̻t͙̠͓ͅo̡̖͖̳̩̠̮ u͙̯̗͖s̹͇̫͝
>"Oh Grigori, you're covered in it..." Angela whispers to herself.
>Uhh....
>>26932856
Who's Grigori?
>>26932874
>>26932856
I guess you could sayWe are in DIRE need of a bath
>>26932856
>>26932856
It's still talking to us, mind getting a rag or something?
>>26933250
Or she could give us a tongue bath.
>>26932874
“Who the hay is Grigori, and why’s he on yer mind?”
>Angela rolls her eyes
>”Elder dragon. Been around since the curse was first laid upon us. He’s like one of the royal sisters, just… smarter!”
“Curse?”
>She looks at you incredulously
>”I’m guessing you’ve never met a dragon?”
“Yer the first, missy. Y’made a great impression though” you add, clicking your tongue and giving her the finger pistols.
>”Dragons are cured to avarice. We all have different ways of coping.”
>She unwraps her sash and drops the vial into its mouth
>It chews it longingly and burps quietly
>”And you… Have bigger problems”
>You raise your arms and look at your body
>You’re dripping with some strange black good, and oh lordy it speaks to you
“Yeah, I guess so. Y’mind getting me a rag?”
>You hear the skitter of tiny hooves
>And the whine of a familiar deer
>Moving as fast as she can, she wheels to your side, bandages in tow
>”Butch! Are you ok?! You’re hurt!”
>You poke around your torso and you-
>She immediately starts wrapping your midsection
“How did you-“
>”MAGIC!”
>She curtly replies, cutting off your line of questioning
>She also produces a rag and begins to wipe you down carefully
>How did she..?
>As Hartley wipes you down, the voices fade away
>Little by little
>One thing doesn’t change though…
>You feel like you have a “kick me” sign on your back…
“So Angela? What’s with that thing? You got a bigger inklin’ than I fer sure.”
>She grumbles
“Angie? Don’t be a grumpy gus,” you chide
>”That was Dire. You know how unicorns cast magic? Where do you think it comes from?”
“The… Air? Their friendship or something?”
>”In a way, sure. Much like how you get your strength from killer hair.”
>Hey
>Your hair is mighty fine, if’n you may be so bold!
>”Dire is what happens when that magic doesn’t come back.”
>She stops herself
>”I- Listen, thanks for helping out the ship.“
>She pauses a moment
>Huffs
>And begins walking towards the cargo hold quickly
>Huh.
>What's with that?
>>26933679
Ask if everybody else is alright.
>>26933679
I sense someone's a little tsun
>>26933679
Whatever, we got Deerfu back.
>>26933679
oh man that tsun! We know a bull that's getting some dragon pussy tonight boys!
>>26933679
We should probably know if we're supposed to expect more of those dire creatures and why they attacked the ship. So put deerfu on our shoulder and continue pestering tsundragon.
>>26933679
Kiss the deer on the cheek and thank her.
Is deerfu a possible combat partner? I wonder what she'd do.
>>26934434
Healing probably. Flight later on if we could train her?
>>26933847
>With her bandaging being an exercise in futility, you feign health and stand up
>>26934421
>You give hartley an innocent peck
>She yelps in surprise, but still find herself comfortable on your shoulder
>…
>Y’know this might not be a bad thing at all.
>You decide to close the increasing distance between yourself and what your people call
>Soon Dairies?
>ANYWAY
“So missy, what’s up with that monster? We in the clear?”
>The dragon funnels ad handful of crumbling bone into a glass jar and stares longingly at it.
>”Dire seeks out magic. It’s an equalizing force. There will always be more.”
>”Especially so, since you’ve had its blood on you.”
>That’s rough
“So, what? We’re gonna get chased to the ends of Equestria?”
>”You? Probably not. Dire seeks errant magic. Kinda like my skull. Like the one you smashed like a cider can on your forehead?”
>Bit of edge to that one, Missy
>But it was a pretty great move on your end
>You were always a sucker for theatrics.
>”The only thing it means is the next time we fight one, it’s gonna try to put up a fight.”
>Say what?
“Whaddya mean?”
>She turns to you, rolling the jar in her hands
>”Listen cowboy. You really think that thing was after any of us?”
>She kicks an item from the deck and into the hole
>”It was going after the trinkets. But now? Now they’ll go after you.”
“So what? You’re gonna leave me to die when we touch down?!”
>You declare, with a bit more anger than you anticipated
>Woah
>Where did that come from?
>”…No. You’re stupid and brash. You’re probably going to get killed. But…”
“But what?”
>She holds the jar out to you
>”You showed me something very important.”
>What the hell is she on about?
>”And I’d like to learn that lesson in full.”
>She produces a necklace
>It looks like a punctured disc of some kind
>”You ever been to Meridian? If you need a guide, I’d be happy to help, for a while.”
>>26934443
eh, i'll think about it.
>>26934443
Long as they can keep up we don't mind who comes along with us.
I can't tell if she's offering us the necklace/jar or what.
>>26934443
>>26933750
>One sec, where is everyone?
"Are we missing some folks, or what?"
>"Well, let's go down the list: Gerrif is probably getting back to the ship after getting thrown away, Eights is probably in the engine room, and the captain is probably at the helm- yep there she is."
>Angela calls out of the hole at the wheel where a white cap can be seen, but just barely
>"Hoi captain!"
>"You make a great missle Angie!" the mare calls out in response
>The dragon can't help but groan
>"AW HECK! WHO BLEW MY LOAD WITHOUT GETTIN' ME FLOWERS? C'MON BUTCH-BABY! WHERE ARE YA!"
>Good to see he's alright.
Guess we're stuck with the dragon after all. Whatever.
>>26934443
If you can lower the notch on that anger a bit, I wouldn't mind the company of you and miss Hart here.
>”You showed me something very important.”
>What the hell is she on about?
>”And I’d like to learn that lesson in full.”
Pretty sure she's talking about us teaching her to rely less on trinkets and worrying about the future, and instead focus more on the here and now.
>>26934480
Can we finally find out what the story behind that skull is and how it effected Hart?
>>26934480
Can dires come in rat form as well as giant squid abominations?
>>26934492
"So I'm guessing you're gonna follow me like a lost ducklin'?"
>She stammers lsightly
>A light flush over her face
>"L-Lost duckling?! I- I am not a duckling!"
"Right, right. Fearsome dragon! Raaargh."
>"That's right! And I am NOT following you around! I mean, I'm gonna be leading YOU! You've never been to Meridian! Hah!"
>Right
>You might regret this
"Duckie says 'quack?"
>"...Quack?"
>>26934560
"Alright honey. Serious talk. Does this 'dire' y'all are talkin about come in other forms?"
>"Dire manifests how it pleases. It can look like anything. Be anything. But it will always carry a shroud of some kind. A shred of the world. Something to carry the magic it seeks"
"Right, so watch for the shroud. Does it do anything?"
>"They're a potent catalyst. Sadly Equestrian magic can't make heads or tails of it. Well, not yet. Keep that one you have right now. I know someone in Meridian that can help."
>>26934534
"That friend of yours happen to treat... other things?"
>"...Like what?"
>You jerk your head at Hart who has taken to sightseeing using your shoulders.
>Angela cocks her head to the side
>"The... skull?"
>You give her a small thumbs up
>And Hartley idly says aloud, "Huh. That cloud kinda looks like a chicken."
>Angela grabs your horn and tugs you hard
>Or at least what she can muster
>Dragons are strong
>But you're a minotaur
>No real contest there, honey.
>Regardless, she whispers to you
>"Normies like her can't handle the magics of trinkets. It's addictive. Like cider. Or a really good pop song on the radio."
>She leans back
>"Either way, she needs to work through it herself. No magic in the world can make you not want a better life."
>"Angela?"
>The captain calls out, her hat bouncing over the edge of the wheel
>"I need you to start up some repairs!"
>The dragoness sighs
>"Back to the grind. We're close to Meridian. We'll talk when we get there, okay? Unless you had anything else to say to me?
>>26934663
Loving the direction this is going! I'm usually on too late to play but I love catching up.
ok pausing 4 reel
>>26934629
I'm guessing Hart likes high places.
>>26934629
Hart a cute.
Harts been to meridian before, right? we should have her lead just to take the dragon down a peg.
Whatever
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>With taht out of the way, it's time to touch down in...
"...Meridian, the City of Dreamers! To be continued..."
>You groan
"...In the next volume of Hijack, oh come on!"
>You take the comic up to the front counter in a huff
>Every time!
>Not only did last month's issue have pacing errors, but it has to end on a cliffhanger?
>The writer is such a dink!
"Hey! Don't you have the next issue?!"
>You angrily shake the comic at the mare behind the counter
>That outta show her
>"Huh? Next issue? Of what?"
"I need my interdimensional adventure fix! This issue didn't have it! It kinda sucked!"
>"Sorry kid, not my problem."
"What am I supposed to read now though?"
>The mare sighs and levitates a few comics from behind the counter
>"Well kid, we just got these in. Management said they're bootleg, but you look bored enough."
>You look at the covers
>The first shows a stallion with a scythe in a dire battle with some shadowy figure.
>Looks pixelly
>And edgy...
>The other looks like a stallion tending a bar, with several colorful figures and an admittedly pretty cute filly.
>Hmmmm
>"I don't have all day kiddo."
>>26953468
Cutie.
Clash.
>>26953468
Top edge.
>>26953468
edgy as fuck
>>26953468
I'll takeTyson.
>>26953468
Wait. Why aren't you being raped by your girlfriend?
>>26953468
Let's do JAD
>>26953569
This.
>>26953468
Edgy quest
>>26953468
Edge?! Ha, I laugh, nothing a pleb like you could come up with could be edgy to my eyes. Why don't you show me this "edgy" quest of yours so I can kekkeke at it.
>>26953602
Fuck off Res
>>26953499
>>26953511
>>26953524
>>26953592
>>26953602
"I'll take the edgy one" you say with confidence
>"Typical colt. I'll bet you're a real hit with the ladies." she deadpans.
>>26953556
>You think about Shelly and-
*Shudder*
"I-I have a girldfriend..."
>"And I'll bet she's real proud of you chillin' in a comic store
>You paw the comic out of her magical grip
"J-Just gimmie that!"
>You crack the book open and-
"The end?! What the heck! You said these were bootleg, not misprinted!"
>You shuffle through the pages frantically
"This is all backwards!"
>The clerk sighs
>"The bootlegs are from Neighpon. They're in english, but they're printed like how the ponies over there read. Try going from right to left."
>You roll your eyes and begin reading
>"Kid, you can't just-"
>And away you go
>Into a world of pony on pony combat
>Well, virtual, but pony combat nonetheless
>You're thirteen, so you really identify with this scythe wielding character.
>...Not sure why
>...
>Upon righting yourself from Owl's previous attack, you lock eyes with her once again
>Kinda hard not to, since her mask has these fuck huge eyes that-
>"Hoo."
"What now?"
>"I said, 'Wanna keep going?'"
>>26953671
Comic employee mare a qt
>>26953671
One more hit.
>>26953671
Keep fighting til our virtual body gives out.
>>26953671
Cocks fight to the death!
>>26953698
>You take a moment from your comic
"Y'know, you're cute."
>The mare stares at you blankly
>A bead a sweat rolls down your face
>And a pound of spaghetti drops from your saddlebag
>You cough lightly
>And resume reading.
>...
"How about one more hit. Then we'll break for pizza"
>"Pizza is literally the best thing I have ever eaten."
"There are many more cheese products to enjoy, owl-chan"
>You ready your scythe, and begin your vicious advance
>But wait!
>Owl Eyes lowers her body, and her wings begin to flutter lightly
>She gains altitude ever so slightly, her body hanging limply below her beating wings
>CURSES!
>YOUR WEAKNESS!
>Aerial assault!
>She lazily flies towards you
>AND SHE MOVES SLOWLY TO THE LEFT
"..!"
>How will you counter this new and terrifying tactic!
>>26953861
Dodge, fucker.
>>26953861
Do the only thing we're good at
CUT IT
>>26953861
Show her our dick. That always worked before!
>>26953861
We go....TO THE RIGHT!
>>26953878
>You try to do the only thing an edgy cutthroat like yourself can do
>CUT!
>You swing your scythe
>...But you miss!
>And you keep missing!
>Then you drop it!
>Swinging a stick with your arms is kinda tiring, honestly
>Especially when you don't have minotaur hands.
>Kinda hard to grip
>But with Owl eyes closing in, you have to think of something else!
>>26953870
>>26953917
>If she insists on fighting in the air
>You need to even the playing field!
>You drop your body to the floor
>And roll to the right
>Well, try to
>You kick your hoovsies a bit to get yourself all the way over
>And just as well
>Your tactical genius proves to work once again!
>The great Tactic triumphs once again!
>Owl eyes lazily flies over you
>And her eyes catch a certain pri-
==
"Woah, hey!"
>You flip to the front of the book and look for a rating
>Doesn't seem to for older ponies...
>Then again...
>You have a cutie mark!
>You're old enough to see
>s-sex...
>You giggle quietly and hunch over the comic to hide any would-be onlookers.
>...
==
"U-Uh Owl-chan..."
>You try to get up, but your grip slips in the virtual coliseum
>*POMF*
>"Wh-What are you doing down there, Tactic?" she says, her eyes locking onto your thick, hot, dripping...pizza"
==
>You jerk your head up from the comic
"WHAT?!"
==
>She licks her lips and the visual receptors on her mask widen further than you ever thought possible...
>Her altitude lowers ever so slightly with each quiet pant...
>>26954055
MY PIZZA BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>26954055
When she gets close, grab her for the ultimate cuddle technique.And then put your pizza into her oven.
>>26954055
The pizza, it is TOO HOT, it drips and it BURRRRNS.
>>26954055
Make sure the pizza is aggressive.
tell her how goey and stringy your cheese is.
>>26954055
Put our pizza in her mouth.
>>26954069
>>26954083
>The nerve!
>You bide your time
>She wants to try to take your pizza?
>She's gonna learn what happens when ponies don't give you space!
>>26954159
>You widen your legs
>And give her a tantalizing view of your melted cheese
>Good
>GOOD!
>Lure her in with your dough and gooey cheese!
>>26954154
>It burns with an awesome power!
>It REALLY burns!
>OH SWEET CELESTIA!
"C'MON EAT IT OWLIE!"
>She opens her mouth, saliva dripping from it lusciously
>And then....
"HIYAH!"
>You thrust your back leg up and crack her right in the jaw
>RIGHT FOR THE WIN!
==
>"Kid, you can;t be reading on the floor"
"You don't get it. I just had the most defining moment in my hot young life ruined by pizza."
>"Oh. That chapter. Alright, take your time, I guess."
>She blows a bubble gum bubble which pops weakly.
>The clerk nods
>Onwards, you suppose.
==
>She falls the to the floor clutching her jaw
>"Owwww! P-Pizza why..?"
>>26954240
All's fair in love and war. Especially with the involvement of pastry!
>>26954240
Even delicious pizza can be a deceiving trap in the realm of cutie clash
>>26954240
tip your mask her way
>>26954240
Now I just feel bad. Did we really need to hurt her? Can't we just snuggle the owl?While fucking her gently?
>>26954270
>>26954308
>>26954273
>Oh
>That felt a little bad
>Sure, all is fair in love and war
>And she fell for the oldest trick in the book
>Then again...
>Crotch pizza is a tough act to follow...
"That's... Oh, come here Owl-chan..."
>You wrap your hooves around her twitching, semi-invalid body
>And remove your and her mask, letting the virtual coliseum fall apart around the two of you
>And you take her into a gentle cuddle
>She blinks her eyes a few times, her pupils slowly gaining purchase
>"P-Pizza..?"
>You sigh
"No... No pizza. It was a ruse..."
>"O-Oh..." She whines quietly as you stroke her mane.
>She looks up at you, her tired eyes gazing into yours
>"My jaw hurts..."
"I'm sorry..."
>"...Prove it."
>You wrack your brain...
"Well..."
>You think hard about what you and Owl Eyes really connected on...
>Well, aside from pizza
>...
"..."
>"..."
"I could..."
>Uhhh...
>>26954484
Take you out for pizza.
That's literally all that happens in CC
>>26954484
kiss the poner.
>>26954484
Dear lord just fuck her already. I wanted this for so damn long in CC.
>>26954484
Pizza and a movie mother fucker!
>>26954497
>>26954536
>Pizza is out of the question
>And you lost your copy of Equestrian Psycho to some blonde pegadick
>Your heart is racing
>Your mind is blank
>So you swallow hard
>>26954514
>>26954498
"...How bout this hot dick?"
>She stares at you quietly
>"...Okay."
>She closes her eyes
>And you lean in
>You feel a familiar sensation
>like one unsheathing a weapon of great strength
>Or in your case, girth
>You end up-
==
"WHAT?!"
>You stand upright
>Crossing your legs slightly, of course
>This is unheard of!
"The comic is damaged! Who imports damaged comics!?"
>You're so angry you can barely think
>Well, you can think of a couple of things, but Shelly is nowhere nearby to capitalize on that, thankfully.
>Either way
>What are we gonna do?
>>26954565
Clearly we need to get all our friends and their parents to enact Cutie Clash with us
>>26954565
In before the clerk goes for our unsheathing weapon. There is no escaping the marepussy.
>>26954565
>Well, you can think of a couple of things, but Shelly is nowhere nearby to capitalize on that, thankfully.
Oh poor, Quick. Somewhere in the world she knows.
Only a matter of time now.
>>26954593
It's already too late for him. She'll be there soon.
>>26954588
Sucks for her, Shelly keeps our balls perpetually empty.
>>26954574
>You briefly consider just doing the same thing colts your age do when they can't get their fix of comic book violence
>...
>...But Griz is probably more concerned with catching up on that one flaming mare comic.
>>26954593
>>26954610
>Now that you think about it...
>A shiver rolls up your spine
"Eugh..."
>She's sensed you...
>Shelly.
>>26954607
>She'll be here soon
>The mare behind the counter on the other hoof
>Seems to have taken on a very familiar - And worrying personality change
>"Y'know kiddo, I see colts walk in and out of here, lusting after bootiful super mares..."
>She tails her hoof along your back, causing you to tense
>"None of them care for story, substance..."
>>26954588
>"You know? The don't care for...deep lore"
>She runs her hoof along your withers and takes in a deep breath, enjoying the scent of your mane.
>DAD WAS RIGHT
>[NEIGHS INTERNALLY]
>>26954707
I-I have a marefriend
>>26954707
Oh shit! She can smell our deepest lore?
>>26954610
Unfortunately for us, that doesn't seem to be amisprintedissue for her.
>>26954730
this
>>26954741
>She's a comic store owner!
>She has the highest grade of lore sniffing of any Equestrian!
>EVEN DIAMOND DOGS!
>You can't help but sweat nervously
>She can't take your deepest lore!
>It's all you have!
>Well, aside from your boyish good looks, that is
>But then, and idea pops in your head
>>26954730
>Mom always said that the best way to get the mares to leave you alone is if you're taken!
"I-I have a marefriend..." you whimper
>"Yeah you do, boyo," she whispers as she moves her muzzle closer
>NO!
>SHE'S GOING TO BOOP YOU!
>MUZZLE TO MUZZLE!
>But as her breath washes over your snootle, something miraculous happens
>The door slams open-
>Oh it went down.
>"WHERE'S MY SMOL STALLION!" Shelly roars at the top of her lungs, a fire in her eyes
>Oh dear
>You scurry off to a corner of the comic store as your big marefriend and the store clerk stare each other down.
>It is in your expert opinion that you shouldn't mess with big mares defending their stallions and-
"Oh, hey!"
>You pick up a scattered comic book
"The next volume of Hijack!"
>You settle down behind a comic book rack as the two magical mares blast each other with their scrunched muzzles
>And you begin reading...
and that's it for the april fools update!
>>26954805
Well that was weird
>>26954805
Now show us what would have happened if Shelly didn't rescue us.
>>26954820
Show a defeated comic store owner having to watch as Shelly claims us in front of her.
>>26954820
>>26954828
Do like Clue and show multiple possible endings.
>>26954828
unf
>>26954834
Such as a defeated Shelly and the store owner having her way with us.
>>26954900
>>26954834
>>26954828
>>26954820
>Sadly not every story has a happy ending
>You struggled against your bindings
>As two lore-thirsty mares gave each other a high-hoof
>Before mercilessly bearing down upon you...
>...
>...
>...
>That changeling comic with the merpone needs to get that lorebook published because the clerk did NOT make any sense.alright NOW we're done
>>26954916
So which one sits on our face?
>>26954925they take turns
boop
>>26954916
>That changeling comic with the merpone
It took me a minute to figure out what that was.
hij pls
Cucku my shit up famuu
>>26954805
Well it's nice to know that their relationship is doing well.
its ok to let the thread die
>>26978328
Why would that be ok?
Mike, you are not free, not yet
