Anyone interested making a PTS?
Do I look like some sort of attention horse to you?Yes. The answer is yes.
>>26860813
xXHommerSimpsonXx
>>26860813
IT BEGINS
>>26860813Callate verga.
>>26860813
i think we should wait until after the season premier, will be plenty of faggoty content in the thread then, won't you agree?
>>26860853
GOLDEN
VERONICA
>>26860813
>>26860859
FLURRY HEART IS SHIT
Starlight Glimmer is a bitch
Spike is going to destroy the crystal pones, and starlight glimmer and flurry heart will combine to create the ultimate pone and save everypony, im calling it
>>26860813
We shouldn't really. Everyone will just say horrible despicable things in the hopes of getting into PTS.
Something like "I once brought my Twilight Sparkle plush to the office, put her on the chair and sat on top for several hours straight pretending she's the real one, but turned into a chair."
I mean I did do it but it's not something that should be shared with the world.
>>26860813
>mfw
didn't that fag homer quit Youtub or something?
>>26860886
>mfw this is what i do everyday at the office, except with a better pone
I wish to ejaculate inside Jack T Herbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA-LmnPtIgw
>>26860813
Homer starts a thread.
People try to get in.
Especially the underage fags that have swarmed because of him.
Thanks, man. You ruined our board.
i want to furiously fapp until i jizz into homers gaping anus
>>26860929
>ruined our board
1. faggot
2. our board, who the fuck u think u are m8?
3. implying /mlp wasn't already ruined
>>26860920
>mfw i will watch every sec of this cause new jack vids are rare these days
>>26860949
>No spelling
>No actual care for the board.
>being such a faggot you can't even use the second / in /mlp/.
Jesus fuck kill yourself you autistic little shit.
>>26860920
I like the "SHIT THE BEAR" one, this was still good though
>>26860973
uwotm8?
>>26860997
Homer, please, get back to lurking so we can cringe at your "Laugh at this cue" clip insertion method.
>>26860920
>a car holder
>enema
KEK
>>26861015
______KKK______
^insert Os b4 the Ks^
>>26860813
PTS is the second worse thing to happen to /mlp/. It invites underage 9gagers to visit the board and shit the place up with "I don't get the appeal" and "bronies are faggots lelelel" threads, plus they constantly ask other to spoonfeed them when they don't get a reference from the show.
Hey /mlp/ if you had to kill 6 pones to be able to live in equestria, who would they be and why
>>26861054
i think its a wonderful addition to the great personality of /mlp/
>>26860920
this lad here is one funny faggot, why haven't i seen him before, subbed
>>26861059
How so?
>>26861068
>not knowing who jacktherbert is
are you a faggot? faggot
This entire thread makes me want to kill myself.
>>26861069
it like if you collected a shit from every other 4chan board, then rolled it into a fine pile of shit, you would end up with /mlp/, with a little of /b/ here, and a little /pol/ there, and maybe just some /r9k/,
/mlp/ has it all, and then some
>>26861116
/b/? Not really. The autistic shitposting ten-year-olds get called out pretty quickly here.
>>26861146
true true
>>26860813
No, please. We don't need a new wave of immigrating newfags.
>>26861084
and we need to know this why? i mean if you wanna kill yourself, go ahead m8, like we would care anyways, we don't even know who the fuck you are after all
>>26861161
>Implying newfags don't migrate here everyday
apply kill to self for being this ignorant
>>26861116
Why would you want people here who don't even have an interest in the show or even the fandom for that matter? It's the My Little Pony board for fucks sake.
I want to spooder man inside rainbow dash
OH SHIT TIME START MY LIFE I WAS BORN ON A MONDAY ON THE YEAR 199X EVERYTHING WENT FINE UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACK SINCE THEN I WAS EVACUATED TO EUROPE BEGAN EATING MCDONALDS EVERY TUESDAY UNTIL I WEIGHTED 150 POUNDS I ENDED UP BUYING A FEDORA AND A COMPUTER AND EVER SINCE I BEEN USING WINDOWS 1998 BECAUSE I COULD NEVER AFFORD TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE OR CHILDHOOD /MLP/ I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN THIS RIDE SINCE 2011
>>26860813
it's been like a month since the last stimulator that homer put out, he's getting lazy.
>>26861200
>implying mlp was not made to be shit in, like a garbage disposal instead of a safe heaven for horsefuckers
really nigga?
>>26861204
>haha #random lololol
Fucking die
>>26861204
this, we need more of this stat fagits
>>26861216
>lazy
do you even check the dates on his videos? it is pretty normal to be a month anon
Flurry heart will rain upon all who despise her, and /mlp will be no more, farwell fagits, its been one hell of a ride
Has anyone ever fucked a real horse before? would you recommend it?
>>26861223
It might not have been had it been for pts. Just because the board sucks doesn't mean it's ok to try to make it suck more by gathering underage and leading them here.
>>26861204
>using Windows 1998
yeah u must of have a nice ride there fagget
>tfw /mlp/ is full of nothing but newfags
>tfw ive been around to see it change as it has done
>tfw the good ol days of /mlp are gone
>tfw i am alone, surrounded by mindless, shitposting zombies
>tfw i feel the need to call out, to see, even if there is a small chance, any hope, of there being, a true oldfag out there
>tfw i can only do one thing, one single that i can get out, a cry for help
brohoof /)
>>26860949
>u think u are m8?
>/mlp
>i'm only pretending to be retarded X-D
You're the type of faggot we're talking about.
kys.
I honestly didn't think this was going to be a thread. I laughed really hard at this, thank you guys.
>>26861277
true true
>>26861308
Just fuck off.
>>26861316
me too the keks where great mate,
brohoof /)
>>26861334
>fuck off
/)
>>26861308
lurked and posted on /mlp/ for the past 4 fucking years and nothing's changed drastically. the fappening did bring some unwanted newfaggotry, and even then the scruffening was annoying, but nowadays it's just that everyone's even more autistic about our little secret club.
This is now her thread
.
>wakes up in the morning
>gets out of bed
>takes a piss
>doesn't flush
>still naked, walks to kitchen
>gets breakfast
>sneezes
>damn allergies acting up
>forgets breakfast
>goes back to bathroom to wash face
>goes back to kitchen to sit at table
>opens laptop
>powers up laptop
>waits for 5 mins
>opens browser
>goes to 4chan
>clicks /mlp/
>scrolls through threads
>finds this thread
>clicks thread
>reads posts so far
>keks
>thinks
>posts
Your all still a bunch of faggots, myself included, so get over it, even though i know you are all too edgy too
I for one got over it ages ago, and i still enjoy /mlp for what it is, shit
>>26861377
cool m8
Let's just say, a lot of newfags bronies know at least what is 4chan or /mlp/ thanks to the PTS or else they would die hearing shitty dubstep covers of some of the already Bad songs of the show while masturbating to Rainbow Dash pron in at least 4K. There's no need to hate the PTS.
I feel /mlp/ has really improved my life, before i found it i was hopeless, lost, worried for my place in the world, but now, I'm just keking everywhere, living life careless and free, and i give my thanks, to /mlp/.
>>26861449
this guy gets it
>>26861465
OP here, thanks man!
>>26860813
So here's the thing, I've been on this board since the beginningbelieve me or not, I really don't give a shit.I've done my share of shitposting with you faggots over the years, been in some serious discussions, and had some of the happiest moments right here on this board. I know most here don't like the outside attention homers videos bring to this board, I can't say I blame you, but ever since I first saw homers videos, it nearly brought a tear to my eye from seeing the memories I've seen and made on this board. One thing that has always eluded me through the years though, is the opportunity to immortalize myself into this archive of memories along with the others. I've tried, but never succeded in making the memories complete by including myself in them. Seeing that homer had started making the pts series again gave me new hope that I might still have a chance for my nastalgia to be whole. So it is with a humbled and pleading heart that I must askcan I be in a PTS?I'll suck your dick and cum in your ass, you fucking piece of shit faggot.