I have a surprise for you, anon!
>>26837034
I knocked your friends and sisters too
Send me to jail because I ain't paying child support
>>26837034
You sure its not Mr. Cake's?
>>26837034
Jokes on you, I'm sterile.
>>26837034
Jokes on you, I'm a transvestite.
>>26837034
"b-but you said you were on birth control!"
>"surprise!"
>>26837034
How is this a surprise we have been trying for months
Jokes on you I'm gay.
>>26837034
Did you have your mother piss on that for you?
>>26837034
jokes on you, I'm a horse
>>26837034
ITS THE GAWDAM LOCH NESS MONSTA
>>26837034
Jokes on you, I´m not real
>>26837034
But I'm a pegasister pinkie, and not a futa one either unfortunately.
Well? Where is it? That baby stick thing better not be it.
>>26837396
Came here to post this and someone else beat me to it.
>>26837034
Oh, you stole Twi's test. Thanks, now I can get rid of it.
Jokes on you, your my waifu (kinda cause no hooves I guess) so Idc if we have a kid
>>26837034
Just as planned!
>>26837034
OH BOY A STICK
>>26837396
Can we have some green about Anon raising a child with Pinkie? I think it could be super cute.
Can we still cuddle?
>>26837034
And Iiiiiiii have a surprise for YOU!
>>26837034
You got me a Popsicle stick!
>>26838598
>2016
>Not a turbo hard kick in the stomach.
Check your abortion privilege!
>>26837034
Jokes on you i'm a nigger.
>>26837034
That's great! Let's have a drink to celebrate the occasion.
>>26837034
I have a surprise for you too.