Hey Anon, want an autographed picture of me? Feel free to masturbate to it if you want; it is me after all...
>>26825672
"But why do that when I have the real thing right here?"
>You unzip dick and start masturbating in front of her
>She recoils in horror as a sticky rope of love coats her new Reeboks
>That's what you get for being a brand loyal whore
>>26825672
No, I have the internet for that.
>>26825672
"Wow, Dash, I never realized how..."
>"How awesome I am?"
"No. How modest you are."
>>26825672
Interesting suggestion
Orrrrrrr, i can just take you into the locker room and cum inside you
>>26825672
>Feel free to masturbate to it
...
I guess I just might.
>>26825672
Uhhh, I have a girlfriend already....
>>26825672
But I don't want to cum ON you Rainbow Dash
I want to cum INSIDE you
>>26825672
how does it feel to know that you stroke your ego more than a man beats his meat in a day?
>>26825672
someone needs to cram some humble pie up your cooch
>>26825672
Can I take a picture of your feet?
And have your autograph on it?
>>26829019
>not spelling her name out on her feet with your cum
>>26825672
"Yeah, that would be the only way you ever got laid, isn't it?"
>>26825672
"Dash, I have no idea who told you, but I don't like masturbating to shit."
Stop laughing of me, I just cum inside of you pony version, you stupid cunt
>>26829041
Damn dude, Dash and shit? That's my wombo combo.
>>26825672
Need some green for this..
>>26825672
>Dash makes it a point to mail autographed copies to herself every week.
>The cross-eyed post office worker always gets the delivery wrong and the mail gets back to her few days too late.
>Dash spends all week looking forward to the special delivery.
>The mail arrives.
>She walks straight to her room with it and locks the door.
>Tears open the mail with shaky hands, carefully pulling out the autographed picture.
>She buries her nose in the picture and takes a big whiff, taking in the perfume scent.
>"D-Dashie..."
>She steps out of her skirt and peels off her sopping wet panties.
>She shlicks for hours on end, wet flopping sounds occasionally interrupted by husky squeals of toe-curling orgasm.
>Hey Anon, want an autographed picture of me? Feel free to masturbate to it if you want; it is me after all...
I certainly appreciate your act of selflessness, however I do not believe that this paltry photocopy can even retain a single iota of the beauty and grace that you command, oh great and glorious Rainbow Dash.
>Eww! I just want people to get their rocks off thinking of me, not constant, blind adoration. Hmmm... actually that doesn't sound all too horrible. Um, I guess you can follow me around and announce my holiness to the world. How does that sound? I'll even let you keep the crusts of mysandwiches!
>>26826441
He was a really good bad guy in the intro, can't believe they softened him out during the rest. I woulda gone full-lunatic if it was up to me. They had the set-up
>>26829996
>He didn't wait at the table like a nice guest, and see how kind he really was.
Thanks! Could I get two? One to use and the other to admire? I don't want to damage it
>>26830000
Czechoslovakia
