>buy 1ft purple horse dildo for my battle-station.
>male roomate sees and asks why I have it.
>4shits&giggles.jpg
>says it's fucken gay and goes to his room.
>a week later I come back form work with food.
>I hear moaning and squelching from his room.
>I peek through crack in the door and see him
>he's shoving my horse dildo up his ass while jacking off
>I walked in the room right when he jizzed.
>he jumped and sprayed most of it on me.
>I screamed like a bitch and ran into the bathroom to clean up.
It's been a month now, and we have been very distant. What should I do /mlp/?
>>26818394
Pics or it didn't happen
>>26818394
Today on "Shit that never happened"
>>26818394
gonna need a timestamp with your fake horsecock op
>>26818411
>>26818421
>>26818425
I threw that shit out sorry. But heres the clothing he came on
>>26818458
Nice GameCube
>>26818394
Demand he buy you a new one. If this was true your first thought would be the money
>>26818394
Tell him to suck you off. He clearly has a thirst for cock, why not try to help him?
>>26818485
I know, but when your covered in your roomates spunk all you can think about is his spunk on your jacket.
>>26818394
You did not buy a 100 dollar horse dildo for "shits and giggles" now go enjoy your new fuckbuddy.
Post pic of the dildo.
also this>>26818533
>>26818533
>>26818542
Funny story about that, it was 25$ And it was slightly used. I sterilized the fuck out of it when it came in the mail.(pic related it was one of these)
>>26818592
>2016
>buying an inferior product
>>26818592
>it was slightly used
>>26818592
>it was slightly used
>>26818483
plz. thats probably not even a limited edition plat, just a normal mass produced plat form later on.
>>26818592
>it was slightly used
>>26818394
Ask him why he loves futa Twi so much.
>>26818592
> second hand dildo
are you fucking retarded
>>26818592
>slightly used
>>26818592
>slightly used
>>26818592
>inb4 some faggot comes in and complains about screencaps and r/4chan
>>26818592
>realistic human scrotum
>human scrotum
>human
Gross. No thanks.
>>26818592
>it was slightly used
dude
no
No
NO
>>26818592
>slightly used
>realistic human scrotum
>>26818592
>It was slightly used.
>Realistic human scrotum.
>>26818394
>>26818592
youre story is as fake as youre horsecock, OP.
fuck him in the ass to assert dominance and remove his need to steal your shitty slightly more used horsehumancock.
>>26818592
Wut
>>26818592
>slightly used
>realistic human scrotum
>slightly used human scrotum
Is anyone capping this threat yet?
>>26819548
see
>>26819133
Not any more their not.
>>26819551
Fine, I'll just do it for myself. no need to get your
>slightly used human scrotum
in a twist.
>>26819561
Caps were always done passively.
Not asked for, suggested, or even once completed posted in such thread.
Now that new wave cancer has arrived, and seen that caps are a thing they think that it should be announced. that somehow their single post requesting that it be done somehow validates the threads worth.
Seeing the "cap this thread" is akin to being a combo breaker. and only diminishes value of any further contributions, to "hey look Toasting in a ebin bread".
God I miss 07...
>>26818592
>And it was slightly used
>>26819613
indeed. its a bit obnoxious that every single joke has someone screaming about caps now.
>>26819613
Pardon my faux pas, while I had intended to passively cap this thread I was unsure if anyone else was already in the process. Thus I begged the question.Though I still plan on doing it because fuck you, this shit is actually pretty humorous and I'd like to be reminded of this thread sometime down the road along with the others who enjoyed this thread just as much as I did.
>>26819662
Well then, just do it!
I have seen multiple caps of legendary threads, and referred back to the archives and saw notta one ask for a cap, or request copys.
Do it for your self. Make your dreams come true.
I'm sure with time, you'll be making the caps that we all come to share. Be it for their artistic nature, or the content within.
Rather than some sloppy work that you waited for some 12 year old to finish because they said they were capping first.
>>26818592
Shit if you got it from ebay. Thanks for the money senpai. Its going towards a lyra plushie. I shit you not i sold one on ebay and it was gone in a flash.
>>26818592
>slightly used
>realistic human scrotum
>>26818394
call him a faget.
Wait.
>Slightly Used
Not even gonna ask.
>>26819548
Fuck your caps
>>26818592
What the fuck
Just fucking kiss him and make up you fucking slightly-used faggot.
>>26818533
Fucking this.
This is your chance to not be a lonely virgin faggot.
Get in on that, you fucking retard.
Hey at least the person who sold it to me was a chick who more than likely used it. Probably the closest I'll get to touching a pussy.
>>26820259
>at least the person who sold it to me was a chick
>he actually believes it was a female who used it before selling it
>>26818394
>not massaging you prostate while masturbating
You're missing out, family
>>26818394
>male roomate sees and asks why I have it.
>4shits&giggles.jpg
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>It's been a month now, and we have been very distant. What should I do /mlp/?
First, you should definitely let him known that the dildo was used when you bought it. Then you should get him drunk and pass that off as "shit happens dude". Finally, you should find less gay shit to buy, because this is up there with the britbong who jacked off his friends "as banter"
>>26820409
I can still hear the pitter patter of tears as he says in his crackling voice.
"Y-y-you wot m8.. You wot"
>>26820409
>have passionate sex in the missionary position with your bro
>laughing all the while
>cum inside him and you gently caress his cheek and stare into his eyes
"its just a prank bro"
>continue laughing with each other
>>26820500
>distant My Little Pony theme plays in the background
>be bro
>get drunk with your bro
>doing bro things
>get drunk with your bro
>experiment with your bro
>blame the alcohol and pretend it didnt happen
>continue doing bro things
>>26820467
>>26820506
>"dear princess Obama, today I learned that men have a G spot in their ass and that butt fucking your best friend is completely normal
Your dearest student: Anonymous
>>26818394
Join next time.
