>Anon E. Mouse, I here by sentence you to death.
>>26817708
by sno-sno?
...by Snu Snu
>>26817708
>use invistibility potion
>run away
>live with dragons
>???
>dragonborn profit
>come back and slay everyone
>>26817708
Pfft, good luck with that, I should've died multiple times already and I'm still here.
>tfw born dead
>>26817708
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*
>>26817732
>>26817740
Hive mind.
>>26817801
They're more than a minute apart, that's not hivemind.
>>26817799
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>26817708
Man, I'd hate to be that mouse.
>>26817764
Why would you kill everyone? It's Celestia doing it, you don't have to kill the rest of the pones.
>>26817708
"What'd I do?!"
>"Dutch ovening the Princess is NOT funny!"
"You're the one who snuck into my bed! How was I supposed to know you were under my sheets?!"
>>26817708
welp.
only thing left to do.
>escapes
>I want to read a story where nobody likes Anon in Equestria,
>>26818123
hmm. you've made me rethink my actions traveler
>>26817708
Thank you. The ride is finally over.
>>26817708
K, TTYL
>>26817799
> It was a hologram
Jokes on you, I've been contemplating suicide for years now!
>>26817708
my cuckolding girlfriend :)
>>26817740
I Think you were beaten to it op
>>26817732
>>26817708
>>26817740
>you are unsure why you were called to molestias throne room
>your friends all assumed it was for sexual purpouses
>you doubted it though
>you have been in equestria for over 3 years now at this point you had assumed that as an outsider molestia had no desire for the congress she had with every other creature with you
>as you enter this room that you had not been in since you arrived you saw molestia standing there with a serious look on her face
>anon e mouss, I hereby sentence you to death
>acting quickly you cast the object retrievel spell that magician Trixie taught you when she came to rainbow falls
>rainbow falls was a long way away though so it took a huge amount of magical strength
>which as a human you did not have much of you probably won't be able to cast spells for a month after this
>by snu sn
>molestias eyes widened near the end of her sentence as she saw what you had summoned to your hands
>it was to late to stop your actions now though
>she just had time to finish the last sylable
>u-oough
>the pellets slamed into molestia and her chest was torn to pieces
>so here you were shotgun in hand a fired shell on the floor and dying princess on the floor
>luckily the guards were used to hearing loud noises coming from in there so you had some time to work
>>26818705
They already did than an Anon became a super villian sacked the entire country with the help of changelings I think.
>>26817708
"Or DO you?"
>Celestia pauses for but a moment, looking around in confusion before saying, "Yes.. I do. I literally just sai-"
"Or DID you?"
>She pauses once more, confused as to what your game is
>"Yes.. I-"
"OR DO YOU?"
>"Princess, I'm confused. Do you want him executed?" asked one of the royal guards
>Celestia facehoofed and yelled out, "YES! I JUST SAID I WANT HIM EXECUTE-"
"But did you REALLY?"
>The guards all look confused, unsure of anything that is happening at that moment whilst Celestia looks unto you with the fury of a thousand suns
>You quickly pull out a dildo you had for just this kind of situation and throw it over by Celestia while the guards are distracted
"CELESTIA DID THAT DILDO JUST FALL OUT OF YOUR VAGINA?"
>"Wait what!? You th-"
>"Princess? Were you... Masturbating to his execution?"
>"NO! HE-"
"Now now everyone. Let us not judge our fair princess. We all have our own... Kinks. Now Ms. Celestia, I am willing to help you with your chronic masturbation problem."
>"What," Celestia mutters loudly
>She looks around to see the guards crying tears of joy, that despite Anon being an outsider, he is willing to help their leader with such a personal issue
"I'll be back here tomorrow your highness, in the mean time get a little rest."
>You then walk away from the dumbfounded princess, before doing a little jig once you're out her door and out of sight of the guards in that room
>You could feel her anger as she watched you dance backwards
>And that was how you escaped execution
>You are Anonymous, the thrower of dildos.
>>26817708
>Anon E. Mouse, I here by sentence you to death.
You can't. Because I'm not real.
>Anon's figure starts to fade away.
>>26817732
>>26817740
>see this thread
>want to post this
>already delivered
never change /mlp/
>>26817732
>>26817740
DURR HIVEMIME!!
>>26817708
HAHA sucks to be you bro
>>26817708
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
>>26817708
I am death, I shall punish you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhLRbF3mtyU
>>26819783
I think I might have an idea for a continuation
Edgy non ironic samurai Anon defying Celestia green when?
