>wake up
>see this above you
what do?
>>26817125
>rape
Knife fight her with my diamond hard morning wood.
>>26817125
>>26817138
fucking kek
>>26817125
call OP a faggot
>>26817125
wait for green.
XD.
>>26817125
>Grab knife
>Hold it against my throat
>Tell her to "do it"
>We kiss
>Hot psycho sex
>>26817125
Probably put my penis into her pony vagina.
>>26817125
>pretend the rules of the internet apply here and call her an edgefag
>wonder why I'm dead
They lied to me.
>>26817125
Boop her.
>>26817125
Pinkie, that's a plastic knife
>Dammit Anon, just roleplay with me!
>>26817125
This is actually my fetish and also best pone.
Unf
>>26817146
It's not rape if I enjoy it, Pinkamena.
>>26817125
I swear to Christ if you don't use green frosting, I will haunt the fuck out of you
>>26817125
>ANONDOYOUWANTAPARTYBEFOREYOUGOTOWORK?
>>26817125
there's nothing more kinkier than cumming inside of her while bleeding out from a slit throat
>>26817125
>angry rape
>>26817198
This tbqh
Pinkie you forgot to take your Anti-depressants and anti-psychotics. Come on. put the knife down, I can give you your daily dose and we'll go get some ice cream and talk about it.>tfw suddenly pinkie pies caretaker
>>26817501
I'm guessing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySZS9zm3jw
>be anon
>about to be killed
>pull out super cock
>shoot lasers out penis
>"LEAVE ME BE EVOL HORSE"
>destroy horse pussy
>mfw
>>26817516Would she kiss you and suck the last breath from your lungs, throwing her head back using it to moan with her own orgasm while she rides you?
I get out of the thread before it becomes a general
Scream like an absolute pussy because i'm about to be murdered
>>26817961
I admire your honesty, anon.
>>26817125
fight for my life
neutralize her using the basics of CQC
Pull out my hand gun out of my pillow and exercise my second amendment. Dog bless America.
Waiting for my green
>>26817125
Let her kill me. I have nothing left to do in this plane of existence anyways. Might as well move to the next one.
Tell her I like butter on my toast.
>>26818277
pretty much this
>>26817445
I don't think it works like that.
>>26817125
hug
>>26817125
Get stabbed to death
>>26817125
>instinctively go for headbutt
>accidentally ram head into knife
1) invoke my Stand
2) Star Platinum Za Warudo the shit out of her
3) Ore ore ore ore ore ore ore ore inside all of her holes
4) ???
5) Yare yare daze
Go back to sleep
boop
