>"Anon, I want you to have sex with me right now!"
>"Pinkie Pie but I..."
>"No butts, now fuck my ass or I'm breaking up with you!"
>"I can't"
>"Yes you can! Now fucking do it faggot"
>"No"
>"Yes"
>"No"
>"YES"
>"NO"
>"YYYESSSSS"
>>26812571
"I HAVE NO DICK YOU INCONSIDERATE SLUT!"
>"..."
>"Really?"
>Anon angrily drops his pants.
"DO YOU SEE A DICK!?"
"NO, BECAUSE I LOST IT IN THE JUMP BETWEEN UNIVERSES!"
"DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF I COULD FUCK PONIES, I WOULD!?"
"YOU CAN'T FUCKING LET ME HAVE A NICE, LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT THE FUCKING!?"
"YOU CAN'T LET ME HAVE ANY HAPPINESS WITHOUT MY DICK!?"
>"Oh, Nonny, I'm so sor-"
"FUCK YOU, PONKA, I'M GOING HOME!"
"GO SHOVE AN ECLAIR UP YOUR CUNT, YOU BITCH!"
>"NONNY, WAIT!"
>"I'M SORRY! COME BACK, PLEASE!"
>>26812926
kek
>>26812926
More
>>26812926
>Dickless Anon
This has potential... I shall lurk.
>>26812926
ya dun goofd ponkerooni
I'm not writing any more.
Someone else will have to do it.
>>26812926
I HAVE NO DICK BUT I MUST FUCK
>>26812571
Well if you really need it that badly right now I suppose we can fuck but this better not become a regular thing
>>26812926
>>26812926
Not complete shit
>>26812926
This is hilarious.
>>26812926
>>26812571
>Angry sex
For you my waifu
>>26812926
more
>>26812571
meh