So, you finally make it to Equestria. Except ponies are deathly allergic to your human germs and most die within hours of first contact. What do?
>>26810552
Well, go home I guess.
>>26810552
Hazmat suits for everypony!
Queue Opra.gif
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>>26810552
Guess I'm wearing a hazmat suit for the rest of my life.
>>26810552
Take Celestia's throne.and ban all edgy answers below me, becuz mines the best
>>26810593
This. Dedicate my life to finding a vaccine so I can finallyhug_the pony.
>>26810552
make contact with the princesses and have them work out a cure/change me into a horse
>rape
>>26810552
Great. Same shit different species. At least they have an excuse to avoid me.
>>26810552
Take a shower?
>>26810552
praise nurgle or just get my shit cured by Zecora
Weep quietly whilst I hold the pone that I killed with my mancream
>>26810552
Lick all the spoons.
All of them.
>>26810552
This is my fetish
>>26811648
You fucking madman! You'll kill them all!
Scourge and purge.
Or
>find flurry
>???
>now rule crystal empire with no royal successors to stop me
