>"You want to attend our band practice? It would just be you and us girls."
>"Anon, you should know that that's not a good idea."
>"Well, you know how human males can be."
>"What? Why are you mad? I read extensively on the disrespectful and predatory attitude human males have toward human females on Rarity's personal computer machine."
>"Anon you're doing it right now!"
>>26789001
Who are you talking to, Twilight? Anon's been dead for 2 years.
>>26789001
"Twilight, you can't believe everything you read on the internet. I mean, there's these stupid ads that say you can win a free computer just for punching a gnome, and that's obviously-"
>"Oh yeah, I punched that gnome hundreds of times! Well, after Rarity got mad at me for actually punching her monitor."
"...on second thought, I'll just see myself out."
>>26789001
Don't worry Twi, I'm gay so it's all good
>disrespectful and predatory attitude human males have toward human females
>human females
I think I'm good
>>26789020
>"Oh, I read about those too! You molest little children and brought AIDS into the world."
>>26789091
>>26789087
Sorry, should have said
>human
>>26789001
Twilight is tainted we must ensure she never makes it back to equestria she has to much power there.
>>26789111
It is frankly terrifying to think of the ideas twilight could potentially take back to equestria with her she has a huge amount of power and could cause a lot of problems if lured into certain philosophys
>>26789139
>"Rarity, I'm starting to believe these dynamics exist in my world, as well. After all, our rulers are all female! Celestia knows best!"
>>26789158
Let's just send all the gays and feminists to Equestria.
>>26789001
She's not wrong, though. Cause the only other type hanging around all those girls are beta white knights that believe they're in a harem anime
>>26789001
>Accept defeat in this discussion
>Next school day
>Pop out from behind garbage can and shout "DOMINANCE" to spook her
>Repeat every day until she apologizes for what she said
>>26789001
"Are you kidding me, Twilight? Stereotyping?! That's like me saying all girls are weak, even though I'm pretty sure Applejack and Rainbow Dash could kick my assin 10 seconds flat."
>>26789001
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