>"There is simply NO WAY I would EVER allow you to date my daughter."
>>26785247
I have about 5x the gross annual income of your husband. Surely we can negotiate.
>>26785247
>>26785247
I aint here for her~
>>26785247
"I'll have you know that in some countries back home I'm considered quite wealthy."
You already sold her to me as a sex slave, and you thing DATING is the worst I'm going to do to her?
>>26785247
sure so... you are free tonight?
>>26785247
Don't you mean "my husband's daughter?"
>>26785247
I paid for a foursome with you, your daughter and your husband and I'm going to get it. Filthy Rich already agreed so you have no say in this. Unless you want to be out on the street.
>>26785247
oh yeah baby, keep talking down to me. I'm about to cum. make the face. make the face!
>>26785402
>>26785247
It's not like your daughter still gives a shit what you think anyway.
>>26785316
>"For the last time, Poor is not a country."
>>26785247
What if I just want to bang her?
>>26785515
Tell that to Africa.
>>26785247
Well, of course not.
I'm not gonna date a child.
Now bend over, I'm going in dry.
>>26785247
"Jesus fuck, lady, I just wanted to know if you wanted to subscribe to Hay Fancy. A no would have sufficed."
well its a damn good thing equestria is a free country instead of some fascist shithole where your opinion actually matters
>>26785247
"Good, i hate her anyways."
>>26785247
Well that's to bad because you can't stop me.
I swear I don't see what filthy sees in you
>>26785247
There's just something about Spoiled Rich that makes me want to hate fuck her until we both pass out.
>>26788127
I want her to destroy my ass with her mare milf cock for hours
>>26785247
Good. Just my luck i prefer mares with some experience and dwell.
>>26785247
"Now, listen to me-"
>"No, you listen to me! Our family is a very wealthy and well known in ALL of Equestria! I won't EVER allow my daughter to date a plebian like you!"
"Shut up for a s-"
>"HOW DARE YOU!? I can have you arrested, if I want!"
"Yeah, well, I'd love to s-"
>"YOU SHUT UP! I want you, no I'm ORDERING you to bring my daughter back here! You're not ALLOWED to date her, not now or ever! Did I make myself clear?!"
"Excuse me..."
>"DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?"
"I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER OUT FOR A DATE, YOU RETARDED HORSE! I KIDNAPPED HER! NOW, GIMME THE MONEY I ASKED FOR OR I'LL GRANT YOUR FAMILY A PROGENY OF THREE, NO FOUR SATYRS!!!"
>"...you...kidnapped...her?"
"YES, I DID!"
>"...oh dear, why didn't you say it sooner? This changes the set-up completely!!"
"Well, thank god you fin-"
>"I mean, we have to call for the media! Maid? MAAAAID! I need my drama outfit!! Also, call my husband and tell him to cut his mane! He's so not going to show up on tv with that awful manecut!"
"...DID YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I S-"
>"Shh, shh, dear. Now it's not the time for screaming. We have to outline the whole thing in detail. So, about the raping stuff...do you think you could tape the whole thing and send it to us? We're going to need a clear professional shot, tho. Also, make sure to get a clear shot of her tears: these things get a lot of audience"
"...are you s-serious?"
>"Totally! Oh, also, make sure her tiara is sparkling before you begin! I don't want other people to think we're not rich enough to get metal polish. By the way dear, do you think you could also, dunno, put a black bar on your penis? You know how media are, they can get iffy about this stuff..."
"You know, thinking again, I'm probably going to release her now..."
>"NONSENSE! We have a great opportunity on our hooves! I'm going to pay you good money for- hello? Hello?? Don't you dare hang up on me! I SAID-"
[anon hangs the phone]
>>26788899
My sides
>>26788899
>Twenty minutes later, in anon's hideout
>"W-what did my mom say!?"
"..."
>"P-please, m-mister!"
"H-heh, you're a lucky filly! S-she said she loves you so much she convinced me to let you go!"
>"R-REALLY!?"
"Sure. Here you go, bub. You're free. I'm going to drop you somewhere safe for both of us"
>"Oh t-thank you mister!"
"You're wel..."
>"...wh-what's up?"
"Can I hug you?"
>"...s-sure. But why?"
"No p-particular reason..."
>>26788995
Poor diamond tiara
>>26789000
Her mother really is fucking twisted.
>>26788899
>>26788995
>Anon and Diamond Tiara in "A perfect world".
>Directed by Clop Eastwood.
>>26788899
Jesus, I would almost want to keep her just to keep her away from her mother.
>>26788899
>NOW, GIMME THE MONEY I ASKED FOR OR I'LL GRANT YOUR FAMILY A PROGENY OF THREE, NO FOUR SATYRS!!!
You win, and i lost.
>>26789072
>You slowly hang the phone and look at the filly sitting on a chair in your house.
>She looks at you expectantly.
>"Your mother did not go through with the deal."
>She looks at you in horror.
>"In fact, I think she wants the worst case to happen, she probably wants to see you dead by the end of this, she was...enthusiastic."
>Diamond Tiara is comatose in her seat, staring past you.
>This isn't right.
>Her own mother left her for torture and death.
>>26789180
Well, nice job turning a silly greentext into edgy stuff.
>>26788995
>>26788899
You fell for the ol' reverse psychology trick, bucko.
>>26789180
>You cut her off her bindings.
>She sits in the chair and stares for a few seconds before getting off.
>"You could stay here, you could report me to the guards, or go back to her."
"I already know none of these are good options."
>>26789193
...
FUCK
>>26789180
>Anon's so shocked by what happened that he ditches the ransom idea.
>Fuck it. Time for spite.
>Takes Diamond away and raises her himself.
>PG rated adventure between a once privileged filly and a gold-hearted crook.
>Diamond grows from a spoiled, bratty filly into a skilled, respectable, and intelligent young mare.
>Anon grows himself. Going from a career criminal to an honest parent.
>The book Diamond writes afterward makes millions, letting both her and her adoptive father live comfortably.
>Spoiled Rich's attempts to capitalize on the situation are shot down.
>>26789213
I was about to write another greentext but I see you already did it for me.
HAHA...
Pleasurable continuation.
>>26788995
>"M-mister? Are we there yet? I'm tired..."
"Just a little bit, bub. Have faith"
>Anon is walking thru Everfree forest, holding DT on his back
>She's blindfolded.
"Well, I think we're at it. Lemme check something."
>He puts her down. Then ties her hooves to a tree
"Sorry bub, I just need to be real cautious. Be back in a jiffy".
>"Y-yes..."
>Anon begins exploring his surroundings
>It seems like a perfect place to drop the kid.
>Not too far from her home, not too near.
>Almost no chance to get lost or, worst, hurt.
>"I don't care! Look again!"
>All of a sudden, a familiar voice resounds in a nearby clearing
>Hiding behind a tree, Anon spots Diamond Tiara's mom.
>She's talking to three grunts
>"They cleatly have to be around here! Look again!"
>"But, miss Rich..."
>"NO BUTS! I said look again! I want that anon guy beaten like a pulp!"
>Oh poo.
>"Sure, he has to pay for what he did to miss T-"
>"WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THAT!? He has to be beaten like a pulp so that he doesn't talk! Remember, once you're done with him I want you guys to take care of my bastard daughter!"
>She what...?
>"But she's just a kid, miss Ri-"
>"I DON'T CARE! That guy refused to comply with my requests, so it's your turn to do it! Don't forget I'm paying you lots of money for this thing!"
>"But..."
>"I said no buts. Drama is the perfect chance to give a little boost to Rich Family's name! After all, I'm not asking you to kill her, who do you take me for! Just a little molestation!"
>Ok, that's enough.
>Moving swiftly and silently Anon goes quickly back to where he left DT.
>She's still there, trembling
>Scared.
>He picks her up
"Sorry bub, guess I was wrong. We need to walk a little bit more"
>"Aaaaaaw...i-if you say so, mr...where to?"
"..."
>"Mr...?"
"...trust me, bub" says anon, hugging her tightly.
>>26789526
Welp. Thread is gay now
Ignore her anon, she's not my mother!
>>26785247
Take your hoof and apply it to your face.
Nothing makes a kid want something more than to tell them they can never do it.
You think I wanted it? you should have pushed her into it, and made her rebellion really uncomfortable! you idiot!
>>26790063
Then who is?
>>26790063
show us your anal clitoris, Diamond Tiara.
captcha was food
