"Anon, don't tell anypony my secret, but I'm gay."
> unzips cock
yeeehaw
Hi Gay, I'm Anon.
Not CIA?
>>26770414
Cock In Ass?
>>26770402
Ok but what's the secret?
>>26770402
Is that why you and Rainbow Dash were dating?
>>26770439
came here to say this
>>26770402
>slurp slurp sluuuuuurp
>plop
"You don't say."
>"Y-yeah, I'm keeping it a secret for now, please don't tell anypony?"
"I'll keep it on the the downlow, brae."
>slurp slurp slurp
>"nnnggh...You're really good at this, Anon~"
>secret
HEY! When I pounded your ponut last nighti said no homo at the end
Why are you telling me this? I barely know you.
...Are you coming on to me?
>>26770402
Shiny is pretty cute, isn't he.
>>26770402
Well I'm bi. How about you, me and your cousin Applejack get together and I suck your cock while giving her pussy a good dicking?
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
In other news, Spike has a crush on Rarity, you suck at foalsitting, and Celestia raises the sun.
HEY
EVERYBODY
BRAEBURN IS GAY!
>>26770402
>>26770402
Nigga that's gay
"K."
/thread
>>26772741
>/threading your own post
>>26772706
>appearing as a background character on a popular childrens' TV series
kek
>>26772188
I've seen this thousands of times and it's always funny...
