Anon, I realised it today.
I can make her laugh... but you can make her smile.
>>26770181
I know that feeling so fucking bad. Fuck.
>>26770181
fuck man
Sorry man woman love me. There's others out there man
This post just made me realize that my crush just into me at all. Like, I can't even hide behind anything anymore. She's interested in other guys, not me. It hurts so much, but I can't deny it.
>>26770181
This is a feel I do not want to feel.
>>26770181
What if someone can make her both smile and laugh? Is this ship confirmed?
>>26770181
Spike...
>>26770181
Holy shit man, that's right in the feels
F-fuck...
>>26770181
It's okay, little guy. She still thinks you're swell. I mean, she even said you're a great friend.
>>26770274
Not helping, dude
>>26770181
>yfw she wants to tell you a secret
>she's giddy and clearly happy to let you, of all, in on her secret
>she makes sure you two are alone
>"So, want to hear it~?" she asks, leaning in
>you agree with a smile
>"There's this guy I like..." she starts
>it's only downhill from there
>it starts off sounding like like she's describing you
>you find out quickly it's not you at all
>she just wanted to gossip about her latest crush
>"Thanks for being my friend! I love sharing these things with you! I can trust you with anything!"All ponies will do this in Equestria to you. After all, you're the new guy in town and clearly not part of them. If you spill the beans, who's going to believe the random, strange looking creature?
Smile?
Well, actually it's more like "scream", but whatever fits your narrative.
>>26770181
I know, Spike. Rarity is a wonderful pony, and I know she is dear to both of us.
But you have to understand: she needs a grown-up now. Not a kid.
I think you better know that we've been dating for a while now. You know, quietly, so not to upset anypony who may not approve. But it's been going very well, and at the festival in a few days... we're letting everyone know. We're happy together. We work.
Sorry, Spike. I'm glad we're friends. But Rarity and I are a couple now. It'll be easier for us if you just let go. Especially Rarity.
>>26770181
Damn you, I come to /mlp/ specifically NOT to feel
>>26770328
>"..."
"What? It's true. and you should listen how long she can go on..."
>>26770181
>eight replies in this thread is a samefag
Why would he do that?
>>26770181
Wanna have sex?
up
I don't get the feels in this thread.
>>26770641
>>26770823
Fucking autists.
>>26770298
>go to equestria
>none of the ponies find you attractive
that's my biggest fucking fear, ponies don't seem to mind inter species relationships (yet for some reason we never see half pony dragon/griffon breeds for some reason) but i hope they would at least see us as something close to minotaurs
>>26770181
I did this once by accident to someone, felt like crap. didn't even like her, ended up cutting ties with both him and the girl.
>>26771686
as long as they are ok with me being friends with them, with an occasional hug, I'm fine with it.
>>26770334
This.
>>26770366
Because its just a faggot trying to garner attention off of >muh feels
In all honesty, I just hope Sparity ends with Spike finding some dragon girl his age to get with. Its been obvious that Rarity's not really interested in him romantically.The most recent happening with Trenderhoof didn't help his case, either.
>>26770181
..I think I've had enough /mlp/ for today..
>>26771731
>as long as they are ok with me being friends with them, with an occasional hug, I'm fine with it.
>move in to hug pony
>she presses her hooves to your chest with an awkward laugh
>"Heh, let's just..pretend that didn't happen, okay?"
>>26772491
Damn.
>>26770181
Wow. thats deep.
>>26770181
>>26770181
Spike what the fuck are you even saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8TpLzVV2gg
>>26772491
Y-yeah, good one, you can stop now.Please.
yeepz is a loser
>>26772505
>>26772753
>"No, no. It's okay, I just.. I mean, you're a real good..friend, right?" she asks
>you can hear the uncertainty in her own voice
>perhaps that action should have been kept in reserve
>you apologize for the sudden action and try changing topics
>she seems more anxious now
>a simple joke manages to at least get a laugh out of her
>you subconsciously reach over to pet her mane as a friendly gesture
>the sudden cower of the pony has you freeze in place
>her ears fold back as she stares up at your palm above her
>slowly, you retract your hand and try to play it off like a stretch
>she doesn't seem fooled
>there's a long stretch of awkward silence until she speaks for you both
>"Hey, um, I got to go. We'll talk..soon. Okay?"
>that pause before 'soon' told you more than you needed to know
>she almost walks right in front of you to head on her way before stopping and treading very carefully around your back
>her eyes stay on you the entire time until she's relatively safe in distance before galloping like her hooves were on fireYou fucked up. You fucked up so bad and she'll never be able to be herself around you again. Why did you have to get so needy? Why couldn't you just be happy she spent that time with you?
>>26773158
I'm going to find you and shit in your driveway anon. You heartless bastard.
>>26773236I could do more.
>>26773158
im done
>>26770181
>>26773158
>>26773158
It's long past time. The bars are closing and there isn't enough alcohol to drown my sorrows
>>26770334
>Autism
all of that "feels" thread i've read
and this is the only thing that actually got me
fucking hell
>>26773295
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
I've never interacted with women at all. Is this when she wants to tell You subtly, she's not romantically involved in You, but tries to remain friendly?
>>26773923
Indeed, fellow Zognoi-I MEAN, HUMAN.
THESE HUMAN FEMALES...SO ATTRACTIVE, AND YET...SO MYSTERIOUS TO MY HEIGHTENED SENSES.
Of all days, why this thread had to appear when I am sober and without a chance to numb the pain with alcohol?
>>26770181
Oh don't worry dude, I can make her laugh too, just by taking off my pants...
>>26774030
Give me a break. Only 4 years till wizard.
>>26772491
"Hey, heh, it was just a prank! I'm just messing with you, haha...ha."
>>26774123
JUST
>>26773158
This, by far, is the most realistic reaction to any of us living among them, and even worse, it's probably the best outcome too. Because at least they talk to you and don't try to attack you. They can manage to be around you for that much. Just don't cross that line. Like, ever.
In fact, it might just be better to let them come to you on their own time.
>>26770181
Hey, look man, I'm sorry, i know it's not fair to you.
...You want me to drag my sack across your face?
>>26773158
>per her mane as a friendly gesture
Dude what, you don't touch girls hair as friendly gestures. That's clearly in romance territory, or just love in general like between father or daughter or whatever.
Also why wouldn't she hug a friend? She hugs friends all the time. All of the mane 6 does.
These fucks up are just too unreal for me to get any feels here.
>"Has Anon always looked so sad to you?"
>'What you mean?'
>"I mean have you ever seen him smile? Like, genuinely?"
>'Well...no, I guess I haven't'
>"I feel really bad for him, I don't see too many other ponies talk to him, other than saying hi."
>'Yeah, that would be rough. He's so different, probably scared. Alone...we should try to talk to him some time.'
>"You think so?"
>'Well, yeah. Probably. Couldn't hurt right? He's not a bad guy, is he?'
>"I don't...think he is. What about now?"
>'Huh? Right now?'
>"Uh, well, maybe not -right- now. He does look busy...sitting there."
>'Y-Yeah! We wouldn't want to bother him! He might get upset at us."
>"Could be having a bad day, probably the last hing he wants is to talk to anyone."
>'There's no rush, we'll just wait for a better time, when he's in a better mood.'
>"Hey want to get lunch?"
>'Do I ever!'
