>"Anon, w-why won't you talk to me?"
>>26737703
Pure, unfiltered faggotry
>>26737703
Because OP's a thread-spamming faggot
>>26737703
Because you're not a pony anymore. You will never be.
>>26737703
Well...after finding out you were the one who gave me aids and you were a trap it's kinda expected, right sunny?
how you were a fucking buttslut and only wanted bareback anal everytime and not finding it weird?
>>26737703
because you don't exist
>>26737753
This, tbph faam (family)
>>26737795
this, continue story anon
>>26737703
Because you're not real
>>26737703
Because you're notcanon.
>>26737753
>>26737822
These posts are Reddit incarnate
>>26737703
...
>"Anon, w-why won't you talk to me?"
>Shit she's trying to look all cute.
>But you see past all that bullshit.
>Yeah, because you're a step above from the rest of the idiots here!
"B-because," you say, stuttering from anxiety, "I know."
>"K-know what, Anon?"
>She gives you a sad and confused look.
>Goddamn adorable.
>Probably one of the cutest girls in the entire school.
>Hell, it's surprising that a girl is talking to you at all.
>You, the legendarily weird kid, the one everyone avoids like it's the 80s and you've got AIDS.
>And here she is, talking to you.
>And all you can think to yourself is "It is a damn shame she's an interdenominational traveler sent by space-lizards to leak information about the meat-processing facility disguised as a school you're all in to the jews."
>You regret stashing your tinfoil hat in your locker.
>Thought you were safe from them, her schedule (that you memorized, you memorized all of THEIR schedules) said she was supposed to be on the other side of the school.
>Right now she must be pumping your brain full of radioactive waves that will scramble you, throw you off.
>That must be why you have an erection.
>"A-anon?"
>Right, she's talking to you, it is typical in this situation that you respond.
>She probably already suspects you, you let slip that you know, SHIT!
>You can still salvage this!
"Uuhhhh... I know that you, uh, y-you're a tramp!"
>"W-what!?"
"Yeah, y-yeah that's what I know! A-and my good, christian upbringing makes it so that I can't associate with w-whores like you!"
>People are staring fucking damn it must be her brainwaves calling them as backup.
>Fuck it, as long as she's thrown off of your scent, as long as she leaves you alone, you'll be safe, and you'll slip past their system.
>"I'm not a whore! Why would you think that!?" Sunset shouts, offended.
>Play your cards right here, don't let your fear and lack of social experience get the better of you.
>This bullshit is like chess, just play careful and thought out.
>>26740635
"LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOOOUUU!"
>You press your hands to your ears, shouting random syllables, thinking on how good it feels good to be a genius of your caliber.
>However, your carefully thought out totally not spur-of-the-moment plan has attracted more unwanted attention.
>You can hear the soon-to-be-mystery-meat's whispers to each other fluttering through the halls, and the breathing of the fucking wardens of this hell through the PA system.
>Oh how they love to watch.
>You've seen how the so-called "principal" looks at the students.
>Those long, hungry stares.
>Your long train of thought has left you nearly out of breath, though.
>It'll only be so long before you need to take a breath, and then, THEN she'll sink her claws into you.
>YOU KNOW THE GAME TOO WELL TO BE TAKEN NOW!
>Removing your hands from your ears, you suck in a deep breath and snatch your bag, before turning and sprinting to your class.
>Hah, take that!
>She needs to play along if she doesn't want to break her cover, she's a "good girl," she can't follow you into class and suck out your spinal fluid, it would break character!
>Chalk up another victory to you.
>Sure, the cattle has gotten startled, but they've come to expect that of you.
>Anon, the paranoid, the crazy, the wackjob conspiracy theorist.
>Is he bipolar, schizophrenic, paranoid, some combination of the above?
>You can live with their assumptions, as long as they never find out that you know what this all REALLY is about.
>Just let you slip through the cracks, thinking you'll become some homeless druggie and never be able to bother them again.
>No, as long as you maintain that, as long as you're never targeted for their processing and never let slip you know just a bit more than they want, you'll make it.
>Stumbling breathlessly into class, all the room's heads turn to stare at you.
>Scurrying into your seat, you try to act as natural as you can.
>Just blend in, Anon, just blend.Is this what you wanted OP?
>>26740649
Not OP, but this is exactly what I wanted. Keep going
>>26740635
>>26740649
>>26737703
because i don´t wanna be mindcontrolled by a crazy magic mumbo jumbo satan girl again.
no offense , right ?
>>26740649
I-I want shimsham to suck my spinal fluidsIt hurts to live;_;
Because you just insulted my waifu. No I'm not gonna talk to you after that
>>26737703
I don't talk to background ponies
>>26741236
>I don't talk to background ponies
>>26741236
>>26741261
Well look what you've done Anon. You just made this poor generic pony cry.
>>26740649
I didn't want that, I just wanted angry replies.
>>26742530
Sorry mate, we only have the nicest replys for you
i wish you a marvelous day
>>26737703
it's my new meme
