>Can you pass me that towel, Anon?
>>26709489
I don't know. Can I?
>>26709489
WE'RE OUT OF TOWELS, LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE. LET'S START ON YOUR PONUT!
[SPOILER]nigger[/spoiler]
>>26709489
>>26709489
You have fucking telekinesis, fuck you.
>>26709489
no but I can pass you my genes
>>26709489
>>26709589
fucking unf
>>26709489
I can rape you with the towel.
I cant wait for all the porn she will inspire in season 6. Im bored of masterbating to the same ponies in different sexual situations.
>>26709489
"No."
>"Why not? It's a simple request."
"It's a little more than that, Shitlight. This is just another writefag bait prompt."
>"A...what?"
"Let's say that I give you the towel. And then what? Something will happen that will cause us to go on some sort of shitty, unoriginal, novel-length adventure that involves the two of us falling in love and fucking faster than you can say 'Hitler's nut.'"
>"..."
"It's the truth."
>"Don't be ridiculous. There's no way that an act as simple as handing me a dumb piece of cloth could lead to such a series of unfortunate events."
"Better safe than sorry. Get the stupid towel yourself."
>"Anon, I'm dripping wet. So for the love of Starswirl, would you kindly pass me the towel?"
"..."
>"I'm not budging until you do."
"You know what? Fine. Here's your stupid towel. Are you happy now? There. Now we're doomed to a horrible fate, just because you couldn't dry your stupid socialist ass yourself. Oh, geez. We're going to fuck, aren't we? We're totally going to fuck. And everyone reading is going to furiously masturbate to it. Fucking shit cunt ass ti--"
>...
>...
>...
"And here we are."
>"Oh my gosh! Are those...?"
"Feast your eyes, Starlight."
>"Those are our corpses, Anon! Blown to bits! What's going on? Why did you bring me here? I think I'm gonna puke!"
"Will you calm your tiny crotchtits for five seconds? I brought you here to make a point, you communist cunt. Though I admit that I expected something a little less jarring than an explosive towel."
>"What do we do? We're DEAD!"
"Wrong, as usual. THEY'RE dead. We're perfectly fine, thanks to none other than yours truly who, unlike this retarded Anon, did NOT give you the towel. I take it you finally learned your lesson?"
>"...Yeah."
"Good, because--"
>"From now on, I'm using the hairdryer."
"Oh for fuck's sake."
>>26709598
This was the first thing that crossed my mind.
I'm really worrying how spitefull I am towards unicorns. Especially Twilight and Starlight.
>>26710588
Agree somewhat, but it pisses me off that they changed her hairstyle for the worse.
>>26710762
Luckily i find her attractive unlike half of the mane 6 so this will bode well for me
>>26709489
I hung it on there so you could grab it.
>>26709589
christ almighty
>>26710699
kek
>>26709489
I'll towel dry your asshole with my tongue
Protip: It will always be wet and I will never stop tonguing you in the asshole
>>26709498
Oh dont be that asshole
>>26711812
>Captain America memes
Bump for sexy glimmer
>Hurry up anon, I'm soaking wet
>>26709640
Thanks doc
>>26709489
Can you pass me some of that ass first?
Glimmer was made for ass worship
>>26710699
oh geez
>>26716208
Yes she was
>>26716374
I could spend hours tonguing that ponut
>>26709489
But glimmer. I am your towel.
>>26709489
I wish glittercunt and her memers would just go the fuck away already. Worse than Cadence, Shimmer, and Nyx combined.
>>26716697
I'd let her sit on my face for hours on end
>>26716854
>tfw Starlight Glimmer will never strap you into a queening stool.
>>26717279
>you'll never feel her ass cheeks press onto your face as she takes a seat
>>26717564
>admonishing you to be a good boy and sit still, the intoxicating scent of her marehood filling your nose.
