Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
She was looking kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L in her forehead...
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Is this the real life?
>>26698239
How was school today, sport.
I would love to have pony shrek come into my room at night as I pray, he would spread my butt cheeks with an aggressive tug and gaze upon my tight pink ass hole
>>26698355
Here we are, were the princes of the universe
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder,
You're bundled up now wait 'till you get older,
But the meteor men beg to differ,
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
C
an I take a minute of your time to talk to you about the great ogre lord, Sir Shrek himself?
>>26698383
It's the terror of knowing, what this world is about, watching some good friend scream "LET ME OUT!"
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY TIME IS NOW
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
>>26698407
I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>26698434
I don't have no time for no monkey business
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
ALIVE
FOR A WHILE
NO CHOICE
OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tII-duWFrQ0
>a fandom musician made this
I tried to ride my bike once, but. Shrek, he inserted my head into his urethra. Followed by my shoulders, to my waist and then my whole body, the smell of onions, I will never forget
Sometimes, it feels good to be in 2013 again.
sometimes, I think of 2013 I then realise its not 2013, so I get back to 2016 and furiously masturate to Micheal Rosen gifs
>>26698445
Kick down the door unannounced,while she lay on the couch,I gives a fuck this yo house,PLACE THAT CROTCH ON MY MOUTH,RAPE RAPE!!!!!,RAPE RAPE!!!!!
WAKE ME UP
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing cause I'm coming no age
drinking tea with great sexual precision
intimacy with a child horse
flying over Manhattan,
knees week, accelerator heavy,
twin towers approaching,
my body is ready
Is this even MLP related anymore?
>>26698434
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HOLY SHIT
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YO-
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS SHIT TO ME, GODDAMMIT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
Somebody once told me if you wanna fuck a pony
I should get a filly into my bed
She was looking kind of young, had no marking on her bum
And a horn on the front of her forehead
Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin
Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes"
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting into those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Go on, it's okay now, don't need to be afraid
Hey now, you're a fiddler, get your fuck on, get laid
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like 'em old
Moon's a cool place and they say it gets colder
Beauty they say's in the eye o' the beholder
The celestial guards beg to differ
Judging by the "wanted" sign starring my picture
When I get caught, I know I'm gettin flayed
But I'll be damned if I'm stopping anyway
I've got an itch for little white horse
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
[Chorus x2]
Somebody once asked "was it worth it for the ass?
Even the scandal, banishment and disgrace?"
I said "Well, for Sweetie Belle
I could do a couple years in hell
for just another sniff of that mane"
Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin
Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes"
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting into those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like 'em old
