>"You've been in there for quite a while, Anon. Are you alright?"
>>26697283
"....How the fuck do these three seashells work?"
>>26697293
>>26697283
"Yeah, uh, I can't find any toilet paper, do you have any?"
>"Why would I have toilet paper, Anon?"
>Oh, right. Horses.
>>26697283
>loud coughing is heard from inside
>anon answers the door as a plume of strange smelling smoke pours out
"Are you the pizza guy?"
>>26697283
>I could not find the toilet so I had to shit in the middle of the floor."
>"What do you mean this isn't a bathroom?"
>>26697283
GOD DAMMIT GET AWAY FROM HEREHe said he wants some good ol fashioned cola!
"Come on Twi! I'm a bit busy, here!"
>"Busy? Busy doing what?"
"GEE, I WONDER! What do people do, in the bathroom!?"
>"...anon, that's the storage room"
>After an awkward silence, the door opens and anon gets out.
>His face red as a pepper
>"Great, you crapped in my cauldron and used my spare notebooks as toilet paper. Thanks a lot."
"...s-so that's why I couldn't find t-the flush button..."
>>26697349
>>26697328
>"PEETZER?!"
>"YOU'D BETTER NOT BE FUCKING HOLDING OUT ON ME, ANON!"
>>26697370
Goddamn hamburger APOCALYPSE.
>>26697370
>>26697349
GRABBIN HEROIN Uh I MEAN ADRENALIN
>>26697382
>>26697389
>>26697283
Fuck off, I'm growing a tail
>>26697389
>"Look Ellis, kiddie land!"
>>26697457
>>26697412
>>26697389
>>26697382
>>26697370
>>26697349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg-SVHHCwrg
Best version
Don't, I'm just choking my chicken.
>>26697293
Underrated post in all fields.
>>26697283
This is going to take a while without a magazine or something, Twi.
That is... unless you want to help out.
>>26697551
>The door opens slightly
>A book engulfed in purple magic aura levitates thru it, then silently lies on the bathroom floor in front of you
>'Bad touch: if you do it on yourself, it's not a sin - A guide to teach fillies and colts the joys of our own body'
>>26697590
Very tastefully, subtly underrated post.
>>26697283
I'm decoding a secret message
