Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction!
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussion (inenglish), requests (inenglish), recommendations (inenglish), dead memes, sperm silos, doubles standards, buzzwords, >not wanting fics with gay savages, notepad master race, "I enjoy shit", irrelevant waifu vs. alicorn OC, >writing directly into Fimfiction and edgy shit every few posts.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage horse pussy' formula? Burnt out after reading Regidar's latest polished turd? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average:
>Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
>http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
New to fanfiction? Read this:
>http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
>http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>26590004
>>26691358
The castle will be destroyed in the S6 finale.
>>26691377
I agree.
>>26691377
I hope so. That thing is horrible to look at...
>>26691362
This is true.
>>26691316
Romance.
Any recent fics that you guys liked?
>>26691842
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/317740/silver-glows-journal
Admiral Biscuit (author of CSI/OTPP) decided to get on the "1000 words a day" bandwagon, with this PiE about some pegasus going to human college. It's nothing spectacular, but I do like cute PiE fics.
>>26691883
I actually started that one yesterday.
>>26691358
how does /mlp/ feel about a sci-fi/adventure spacefaring fic?
probably something like Interstellar without all the time dilation/black hole bs, and almost certainlynever updated again after the third chapter
>>26691963
>how does /mlp/ feel about a sci-fi/adventure spacefaring fic?
Yes, sold.
>the spoiler
I don't even care, I will read it anyway
Oh look, I found the deluded fucks brigade, all piled up just for me here in this thread. Well, news flash! You are all as shit as the fimfic users you talk shit about all the time. How ironic, how do I know?
>Regidar
That's enough for me buttercup.
Now I'm going to leave before I get Terminal Cancer.
>>26691883
great. thats only going to distract him from OtPP
>>26692138
>Now I'm going to leave before I get Terminal Cancer.
too late.
finally got off my ass and updated the pastebin. we really havent had all that many reviews in the last 5 months
>>26684882
>2016
>not knowing about crystals1986
He was one of the founding members of the cringe threads.
>>26691963
Pretty hard to do given the tech state Equestria's in. Ramp up the tech and all you really get is "generic sci-fi but with ponies." Equestria itsef is really needed to make a ponyfic. When you can swap out the ponies with human OCs and there's not really that big of a difference otherwise, why not just do human OCs and write a novel instead?
>>26692138
Decent bait. 5/10. Didn't upvote or downvote. Needed a link to a Fimfic blog post about the pathetic 4chan downvote brigade to get a higher rating.
I wish I enjoyed writing again.
is there anywhere besides fimfiction to read stories at? I swear there isn't as much on there as I remember there being.
>>26692555
>When you can swap out the ponies with human OCs and there's not really that big of a difference otherwise, why not just do human OCs and write a novel instead?
scifi is a hard genre to break into legitimately. so you write scifi into a popular franchise and youve got insta readers regardless of whether the plot fits the setting or not
>>26693384
fanfiction.net, but no one goes there anymore and the UI is absolute crap.
And EQG used to regularly post links to good stories on GDocs, but I haven't been there in years.
bump
>>26692138
Oh boy, enjoy your life of whining about shits. How different are you from us now?
Also b8
>>26692138
>>26691358
>47% more writing
Such lies!
>>26684583
>actually looking at the nominations instead of just the winners
It's almost like you're trying to form your own opinion.
Next you'll tell me you actually gave FoE a try.
>>26695306
I disagree.
I like salty snaks.
Anyone know of any well written comedy fics?Preferably satire/dark humorI'd say fry humor but I've never seen any in fanfics
>>26696003
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45860theres a couple of jokes spread out between chapter 82 and 94
>>26696003
>comedy
>dark humor
This is the only fic I've read on fimfiction that is actually kind of funny, though one of the later arcs sticks out like a sore thumb.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/5841/jericho
The main character is basically an insane badass who has already had more than his fair share of heroic adventures and is getting tired of people giving him cool nicknames. He just kinda wanders around Equestria and things keep happening to him. It gets kinda edgy at a few points in the story, but it's not too overdone.
>>26696039
I's read it
>>26696065
read it again.
see thats the glorious thing about a 2 million word fic- by the time you get to the end, youve completely forgotten how it started. so you can start reading it again and its all new
>>26696078
I've read it like 4 times all the way through, I used to read it to pass the time
>>26696003
>dark
>humor
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/170382/cj-in-equestria
its a comedy about a darkie
¿what are you looking in a good fanfiction?
¿what kind of fanfictios like them?
>>26696376
I look for proper english, motherfucker.
>>26696377
yous in da rong thred nigra
>>26696399
Newfag detected.
>>26696377
>>26696399
but nice dubs
>>26692138
what did I ever do to you, anon?
>>26696655The right question is, what did you do to all of literature?
I'm not sure where else to ask, but there was a user on fimfiction named like Darkbetty or Blackbetty? And I can't seem to find them on there, would anyone happen to know if they deleted their account and all their work?
They made a somewhat dark story of a trap or futa rarity fucking an oc and giving them STDs. Not one of my favorite stories from them, but it was one of most memorable.
>>26697076
What I like about /fimfic/ is that nobody will ever confuse it with /lit/.
Is it just me or has Bleeding been making the past few threads?
>>26697432
How did you come to that conclusion?
>>26697900
I guess Anon thought the OPs were shittier than they usually are.
Is there some kind of aggregated record of every instance of magic being used on the show? I need it to go full autist on my magical journal paper.
>>26698378
Yeah. The MLP wiki goes surprisingly in-depth on this kind of shit.
>>26698502
It's pretty impressive actually. They're somehow able to function well enough to produce a professional looking wiki while being blindingly autistic enough to do it.
I use it when I want evidence to back up some autistic point I'm making.
>>26699215
Autism doesn't make you foam-at-the-mouth stupid, just stupidely dedicated to stupid things.
>>26699236
Depends on what kind of tism. Chris-Chan tism does just that.
>>26699259
Well yeah, but that's going all the way through the spetrum from radio waves to gamma rays or some shit.
>>26697093
/lit/ doesnt enjoy stories about freaks infecting deviants with disease?
I kinda figured that would be something they had in common with us
>>26699936
the thing /lit/ has in common with the userbase of fimfic itself is that they both have giant boners for mediocre authors with fart fetishes
>>26700717
so theres no difference whatsoever is what youre saying
>>26697093
>/lit/
>>/lit/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/ eel Ih Eel /
I absolutely fucking hate that board. From time to time I go there thinking that maybe yeah, I'll find a decnet thread, but noooo, its always ironically masturbating to books that are ironically bad, only in deep ways that you will never understand in the same ironic way they do. Some years ago I read Jam, by Yhathzee (I am sure I am not writing it right, but whatever) and the ironic mall people only kept reminding me of /lit/ again and again and again.
I honest to god have had better conversations about literature, or at least lore making, here and in /tg/.
If I could kill a board, I wouldn't kill /b/ (That one keeps some of the worst contained, so its a service in its own way), /v/ (That one keeps the kiddies at bay), but /lit/ , because poor people who'd be a nice adition to almost any other board think than /lit/ will be worth visiting and are shooed away by the ironically stupid attitude of that damn place.
One of the very few people of /lit/ I can bear s the butterfly trip guy. A motherfucking tripfag is more bearable than the rest of that board.
/rant.
>>26693384
There's:
>fanfiction.net
>DeviantART
>Archive of Our Own
>Pony Fiction Archive
>Google Docs (for older EQD stories)
>mlpfictions.com (if you're a french/quebec fag)
>>26696376
>good fanfiction
Characterization that's believable. Pacing that's not a race car or glacier. Plot that's interesting and exciting to read. Pretty much all the standard stuff.
>like them
I will always shill Lunar Rebellion (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/77470/the-lunar-rebellion), even though the protag's kind of shit.
>>26697076
Google search revealed no results for "darkbetty" or "blackbetty"aside from some song lyrics.
>>26697093
>ever confuse it with /lit/
You're right. We haven't driven anyone off Youtube yet. Pic related.
>>26703086
>>fanfiction.net
>>DeviantART
>>Archive of Our Own
>>Pony Fiction Archive
>>Google Docs (for older EQD stories)
>>mlpfictions.com (if you're a french/quebec fag)
what about fictiondick? did that ever come to fruition or did that faggot realize how bad he was at coding and gave up?
>>26703142
He hasn't come for the last threads since he found out we're not supposed to be his own website's tech support.
>>26703086
Well there's this guy Voicem8 fucked up.
>>26697076
That sounds like one of darf's stories.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120142/special-girl-or-raritys-secret
>>26703824
kinda reminds me of that other one where rara is a bughunter and goes to that club where everyone infects everyone else with different shitand apparently ebola is an std
>Page 10
I can't even play some Tyrian for fuck sake.
it's the little things that make it all worth it
>>26705415
>>26705415
>Wow, Good work, nice work, Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
>>26705882
>Its so hard and scary
I wish I could force him to drive in Argentina, prefferably Buenos Aires. He'd shit himself.
>>26705935
or russia or india
>>26705882
>beef mention of sperm
>>26705882
>Beef mention of sperm
I'm gonna do this in a Russian accent.
>>26705981
oh god do it
say all the errors too
>>26705981
>>26705989
do it
I'm fucking hype for this
Is there an way to disable messages from a user I follow? I like the fics, but the faggot keep spamming Weeabo and Persona shit
>>26706223
so unfollow mythril moth and the personabo shit stops haunting you. seems pretty simple to me
unfollow and save the fics you like in a shelf updates will pop up in your feed though it doesnt always show notifications for those
>>26706391
Was looking something like it is on DA, but will take your sugestion and do it
Thanks
>>26706223
>not wanting to have a constant feed of Persona content delivered straight to your dashboard
faggot
>>26705981
>>26705989
>>26706004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NofyiWm3l4&feature=youtu.be
The Mothers and There There Son by Dyslexic FoalI want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm begging you to beg me
>>26706721
fuck this is gold
how do I life
>>26706721
w h y
h y
y
>>26706797
Because people need to laugh more often. If it needs to be at my shenanigans then so be it.
If we don't laugh then we get sad, and sadness isn't good.
>>26706837
you misunderstand, that was a good "why"
you should do something by regidar, senpai
>>26706721
wow, that story isn't blatantly sexist at all
>>26706844
I KNOW IT'S YOU REGI
I WILL DO THE someTHING
>>26706721
>dark yet lighted room
>does he mean dim?
I think the only thing that's dim is the author.
Bump and a plea. Is it worth bothering with war based fics or will I just get dumped on the wayside because there's a lot of back and forth between how they're received and I don't want to alienate someone.
>>26707557
They'd be partially good if they weren't written by /k/ommandoes purely to showcase combat tactics and weapons.
>>26707728
Don't forget the anime kiddies.
>>26706721
>Applejack's voice
I am crying over here.
>Utaan
>The two obnoxious gigglefucks are back
>An annoying "Russian" (Aka "Duplicate all the R's") accent was added
>A megabitch with pseudo deep Oh-so-mysterious personality was added
>Four more were added, still unnamed, each seemingly sporting his very own accent
I
I
I dont
I've
I've read over two hundred thousand words of this already
I don't know how much more I can bear
Anachronistic bump.
I'm so glad I didn't read Austreoh.
I was playing Tyrian and then this happened. 1.999 words.
Not even revised honestly. I think the very first scene is really at odds with the rest of the story (I just imagined Rarity panicking in a console screaming "I don't have enough rocket launchers!" and the rest of the story kinda happened) but I'd like second opinions in the mater anyway.
Probably shit, but eh its one of those small unimportant stories.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UmNvg2fpEU1k4J77szNtpF-SFypkPUWbbI2-jGKRySw/edit?usp=sharing
I know it feels like its supposed to be part of something bigger, but that one was done in purpose because I am in a "Lessee what happens!" mood. I don't really plan to make a -verse based on this.
>>26708200
Fuck. I'm 8 chapters behind, at the part where she's still stomping around some mountains with Mrs. Dirk and Eggy.
So the Job Squad is what, Bard, Wildcard, Remna, RD, and 5 new random assholes? That sounds like a clusterfuck. If this turns into Noble Jury 2.0 I'm gonna be pissed.
Any hope of RD making it to the edge by the end of this book? To me it's not looking promising, unless the Job Squad's job is literally "go directly to Frostknife and punch Verlax in the face".
>>26709442
>"go directly to Frostknife and punch Verlax in the face".
More or less. They actually have a pretty interesting, and retroactively obvious, spin in the latest chapter.
>and 5 new random assholes
Nope, three random assholes. A bit less of a clusterfuck, but a clusterfuck still Right now, the party is at
>Ashole 1
>"" 2
>"" 3
>RD
>Twilight
>Rarity
>Ponka
>Fluttershy
>Remna
>Bard (for those who don't know, he is every single story with obnoxious AJ accent put together)
>Wildcard (Dark and silent character. Actually the most bearable character, on account of not talking verbally)
>Remna (The aforementioned megabitch)
Which brings us to a total of twelve main characters (Soon to increase to 13, possibly 14, if nothing goes wrong), each with his own obnoxious accent and/or Skirt's own brand of characterization, which mainly consists on the character's dialogue personal level of Pretentiousness VS ["ya melon fudge" kinda thing]
>>26709524
Wait, eleven characters, My error.
>>26709524
Oh, and I forgot to say.
No, after six books I still don't know what the fuck is that "Melon fudge" is even supposed to mean.
page 10
>>26709539
Seven books*
almost 8 now in fact
Just finished Salvation.
I feel like a part of my life has ended.
Anyone have any good Slice of Life human stories? Just read the released chapters of "My Filly, Nightshine" and I need some more light hearted stuff to occupy myself with. Even just some stuff of ponies raising their kids would be great, can't find too much of that.
>>26706223
To the best of my knowledge, there's no way to disable blog post notifications.
>>26706721
I forgot how suave your voice was.
>southern Russian
Upboated and favorited.
>>26707557
If you do it well (no guns unless substantial worldbuilding, supply chains, tactics, diplomacy, etc.) and have a good plot, you'll likely do well.
>>26709021
Left a couple comments. I'll be honest. I have no idea what was going on. There's really no context as to what's going on, other than "big space battle." I liked the casual action element of it, but the plot needs some foundation--assuming you're planning on posting it to Fimfiction.
Also, Autismo, it seems Hasbro's partially beaten you to the punch
>>26695252
>When a mysterious pony named Agent Furlong pays Bon Bon a visit, Lyra discovers that her best friend is actually an operative for a top secret monster-capturing league. To prove their friendship is forever, Lyra and Bon Bon will have to go undercover together and protect Equestria from the ongoing changeling threat.
>>26706223
>Not wanting to discuss whether Chie or Aigis is the better waifu.
>Not getting your mabufudyne on.
>Not getting your shit wrecked by Nyx.
Git genki, son!
>>26711271
you best start talking engrish because i dont know what the fuck you just said
>>26711029
doesn't mean writing more hurts
>>26712340
you could have been at the forefront of the next big fad but you dillydallied long enough that releasing it now just makes it look like youre ripping off a lame comic
>>26711029
Harmony doesn't even focus on changelings anyways for now. I also am not planning to include Lyra in this one, at least not as an operative. I think it would be awfully unrealistic they recruit some random unicorn like that.
>>26712613
NH is my first fic. Plus, the lenght would probably not make it possible to release before this book was. The two concepts are pretty different anyways. The book deals with changelings, I'm dealing with [s] Starlight trying to exploit a map to gain absolute awareness across every possible timeline and subsequently become a godlike being[/s]
>>26710955
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/3326/redemption
Been a while since I read any of this, but it's basically random human dude raising Sunhorse and Moonhorse. Author is kill, but the stuff posted so far is pretty good.
>realize i haven't listened to voicebro in a while
>binge on bleeding fics
It's even worse than I remember.It also feels like bleedin has a pregnancy fetish, in addition to his complete lack of writing ability and massive edge.
>>26713467
>pregnancy fetishI should also add the obvious incest and inflation (both cum and by big dong) things that are also present in just about everything he does.
>>26713467
who doesnt have an impregnation fetish?
seriously thats some base level stuff. you might as well complain about having an orgasm fetish
>>26713467
yeah, as someone who's known bleedin for a while, he's big into incest pregnanciessimilar to myself, which makes me feel dirty about it
>>26714093
>who doesnt have an impregnation fetish?
faggots who want to dodge responsibility and are so pathetic they don't want to feel the joy of having a child, that's who
>>26714138
>and are so pathetic they don't want to feel the joy of having a child
Yeah, you are right! Everyon should have a son the very time they lose their virginity!
Not wanting to have a son is often a responsable decision. It's s huge thing that shouldn't happen until a couple is stable, AKA two or three years of being a couple at the very least.
>>26714165
it was a joke, homebro
>>26714093
I don't think you get what a fetish is. It's when something is taken to extremes to the point the person can't get off without some really specific thing.
For instance, this enormous faggot.
horse dash news slash 2015/01/cringe-corner-pregnant-apple-bloom.html
>>26714093
>who doesnt have an impregnation fetish?
Most people.
>>26714179
Its hard to understand irony in text.
But yeah, I should've supposed so.
>>26714310
Dude what? I may have a fetish with oral after vaginal, but I can definitely work without it. A fetish is not necesarily an obsession.
>>26714468
technically, if that's the case, it's a kink; but the two are used interchangeably these days
i now present
a bleedin masterpiece of art
https://derpibooru.org/1042134
>>26715484
After reflexion about the book, I'd like to ask to you guys.
Would the Fimfic community really bash me on ripping off the book if I wrote NH, or would they just let it go?
So... whats with this thread's obsession with bleedin?
>>26716372
two words,bleedin'
"kill" and "yourself"
>>26716421
That doesn't answer the question. Nice attempt at answering it with what thought processes you can muster though.
>>26691358
sorry, sometimes I forgot to cut my IQ to half to talk you dumbers
>>26716464
The troglodyte attempts once more. Only to fail spectacularly.
Hey, what are your opinions on this story?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10620880/1/The-Raffle
>>26716464
Back in your cave!
>>26716482
>fanfiction.org
If that's your story, you should seriously consider moving it to fimfiction.
>>26716372
>obsession with bleedin
I've got the answer, because they have nothing better to do. They like to waste their lives.
>>26716552Hi, knighty
>>26716566
>they have nothing better to do. They like to waste their lives.
said Anon, as he posted his opinion on people he knows nothing about in a thread dedicated to discussing and reviewing My Little Pony fanfiction.
>>26716578
at least I have my priorities straight, instead of wanking it to fanfic writers like some youtube celebrity wankers.
>>26716372
The mediocre mocking the talent-less. Anymore questions?
>>26716599
>The talent-less mocking the talent-less
FTFY
>>26716596
Just how new are you? Everyone shits on bleedin for being the worst writer anyone's ever seen.
>I have my priorities straight
said Anon, as he got more and more upset about other people in a thread dedicated to discussing My Little Pony fanfiction not being just like him.
>>26716620
Oh, what'd he do? Touch your knickers while you were sleeping one night.
Whatever floats your boat.
>>26716644
This post doesn't een make sense.
>>26716552
Thanks man. Alright, I'll make a Fimfiction account.
>>26716669We can all see the post you deleted.
>>26716620
Again:
He 's not a bad writer. He is a stupid person.
Big diference there.
>>26716695
He IS a bad writer, and he's somehow unable to improve.
Being stupid is just a bonus that made him relevant.
>>26716733
Nope. From a purely technical point of view he is decent, thus he is a good writer.
But he is a stupid and, more important, edgy person.
>>26716695
>He 's not a bad writer.
He really is.
>>26716751
>From a purely technical point of view he is decent, thus he is a good writer.
You cannot possibly be serious. He's absolutely terrible from a technical standpoint. His fics are unreadable, and I really tried to read them.
He's stupid because he's writing crackfics without even realizing it and because he keeps coming back and arguing with eeryone.
>>26716773
>His fics are unreadable, and I really tried to read them.
Because of how edgy they are. Technical skills are not everything.
>>26716805
What? No, do you know what edgy means? His fics aren't edgy, they're just bad.
His grammar is bad, his sentence structure is on an elementary school level and he can't write dialogue for shit.
>>26716823
Huh, maybe we've read diferent ones, but the ones I read weren't that bad.
And I think Spike exploring Celestia's anus is pretty damn edgy.
>>26716851
>And I think Spike exploring Celestia's anus is pretty damn edgy.
Yeah, you definitely have a very... unique idea of what the definition of edge is.
>>26716851
supremely stupid? yes
edgy? nah
>>26714093
>who doesn't have an impregnation fetish?
Jesus Christ, not me!
Sex should be fun, not life-derailing.
>>26716998
>not wanting to fuck an pregnant whore who's wasted her life and doesn't care anymore
Hey guys.
I updated, finally, if anyone around here is still interested.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/146449/growth-spurts
Enjoy 17k words of Applebloom giving DT and SS hardcore dickings, plus some spanking, because DT is an especially heinous bitch.
Sorry it took nine months.
>>26716823
recently, he's technically better.
>>26717146
If you're talking about the fact he didn't come on for 4 weeks now, yes, his writing is better since 4 weeks.
>>26717395
No, I'm talking about his recent works.
I feel like you have a grudge at this point.
>>26717146
>>26717438
That guy wasn't me, but I strongly disagree with you. He's bad even for a fanfic writer.
>>26717457
elaborate.
>>26717438
>Recent
If you mean November 2015 by recent.
And that fic is ridiculous at best.
>>26717473
here
>>26716823
I've discussed this with you before and I still can't believe you exist.
>>26717490
What I mean is, provide evidence to your claim.
>>26717507
Go read his stuff you lazy fuck.
>>26717507
I really don't fucking care about your opinion enough to actually read bleedin's fics again.
>>26717518
I have, and I see that his writing in a technical level is fine.
It would make sense if you said that his plot and story making was bad. But, you say his technical skills art shit when I see it isn't.
>>26717534
Are you Unsufferable by any chance?
>>26717558
are you theguysaidhi by any chance?
Don't ask such questions without revealing who you are first.
>>26717507
>>26717518
Actually, I'll waste 2 minutes of my life for this shit. Just so you don't come back again. Here are some descriptions for his stories:
>Twilight Sparkle finds that her history book has come alive and had amassed an army of destruction to combat her.
>Everypony is going crazy for Tatertots! A new invention invented by Lyra Heartstrings in her mad attempt to recreate humanity! Everybody eats tatertots and has become fat asses from over eating that shit. Read on to find out how everyone deals with their overweight bodies.
>"Why, hello there! My name is Terry 'ahem no relation to the tiger' and I am going to Equestria." "I can't wait to meet with them ponies and maul some of them to death... I mean! Pet them all so gently!" "Did I mention I have awesomely cool sunglasses! You may not see them but, they are behind my bear fat folds."
"So what wacky adventures will this bear get into! Tune in to find out, or not, who fucking cares."
>C.B.O. Goes to Ponyville
>>26717534
Computer generated text is technically just fine
A potato dumbshit goes sucking Knighty's cock while giving it to Rigid Air.
That above sentence is perfectly correct, and so is pic related. Therefore, they are masterpieces.
>>26717571
I'm GranaT.
So you are Unsufferable then? No wonder you don't see anything wrong with bleedin's writing.
>>26717571
Unless he is someone that has done or is doing something significant for the thread, he doesn't have to say who he is.
Autismo says who he is when he posts drafts because he is looking for advice.
Knighty posts his name because he's, well, Knighty.
Voicem8 posts his name because he does not bad stuff.
Unsufferable should because he is cancer.
>>26717596
No, I'm not Unsufferable.
>>26717602
Another one? Why is this person cancer now.
>>26717628
>>26717580
Not to mention the complete masterpiece.
http://pastebin.com/kEY8XywC
>>26717628
In his part for the Superstorm collab he killed off previously established characters "because OCs are stupid and fics should focus on canon characters", made everyone act OOC and then, ater he agreed that he shouldn't have done all that and he'll rewrite a part of it, he suddenly started sperging out about how we don't listen to anyone's opinions and only do what we want to do.
Not to mention his writing was fucking shit and we were trying to be nice.
>>26717677
Did you ask permission to post that in pastebin?
>>26717708
>His writing was fucking shit.
that doesn't sound very polite.
>>26717677
Hold on, this is missing many parts of the original thing, like Celestia and Twilight laughing at the thought of making Nightmare Moon kill Equestria's enemies, or Celestia being a cocky bitch seconds after a pony's head just exploded in front of her.
>>26717756
I wasn't trying to, he wasn't very polite either when he came back to bitch about us not wanting a single person to fuck up the whole setup.
>>26717758
This is after his revision.
>>26717774
Is that even still going on?
>>26717792
I hope not
Does anyone know what happened to the guy who was teaching his computer to procedurally generate text using BP as the input? It's been a while, and I was overly curious how coherent it would get.
>>26718432
>BP
Background Pony?
I don't think there's enough text in there to teach much of anything.
>>26719219
rump?
>>26719844
Sugar lump
>>26720202
cum dump
>>26719219
>>26719844
>>26720202
>>26720650
They certainly are.
I'm bored, I want to suggest something to do, but I remember how unbearable you faggots are.
Fuck me.
>>26720809
>I'm bored
>I want to suggest something to do
>Fuck me.
and you call us faggots? bend over, sweetie
>>26720830
All this shitposting is going to get me the dickings in the end isn't it? Fuck, now I know how Japan felt during WWll.
>>26717145
Finally, i've been waiting for this moment *unzips dick*
>>26721438
you can unzip your dick? is that an aftermarket mod?
body modding is getting extreme. why I remember when a guy with an earring was considered a freak and here you have a zippable dick
The cringe thread delivers again.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8015064/)
>What if a teen went to an alternative Equestria where the Nightmare rules and vampire ponies, ghost ponies, and other supernaturals roam the land?
>250,160 words
>Explicit: Blood and Gore, Profanity, and Sex.
>Human will be paired with an OC Alicorn.
>>26713467
>pregnancy fetish,
Don't forget the inanimate TF fetish (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/305889/forniphilia).
>>26714093
>who doesnt have an impregnation fetish
Me.
>base level stuff
You know you're in deep when you consider impregnation base level. BDSM, feet, bellybuttons, and huge breasts are base level.
>>26714310
>to the point the person can't get off
A fetish is merely something that causes arousal in a person that isn't generally supposed to cause arousal (inflation, feet, swallowing, etc.). It doesn't have to be the only thing that can cause arousal.
>>26715898
No one cares about the books or comics. How many times have you seen Radiant Hope or Mojo in fanfics?
>>26716372
We had to find someone to replace Fallacy Anon once he left for /r9k/.
In truth, it's the combination of his less than stellar stories, refusal to take the advice givenwrite SoL and Comedy oneshots to get an idea of characterization and plot/pacing, and continued posting in the thread even after things turned negative.
>>26716464
2/10. You still haven't posted that Fimfic blog post about the 4chan downvoters.
>>26717708
>Superstorm collab
I really gotta finish the outline. Anyone got any better ideas for AJ's subplot?
>>26722289
>AJ's subplot
is there one? been awhile since I've even looked at stormnado
>>26722289
>A fetish is merely something that causes arousal in a person that isn't generally supposed to cause arousal (inflation, feet, swallowing, etc.). It doesn't have to be the only thing that can cause arousal.
Not true, a fetish is a fixation, that is, something taken to an abnormal degree. Synonyms include fixation, obsession, compulsion, mania. By definition, a fixation is pathological.
The vernacular use of the word is somewhat looser, but still connotes something more than a mere kink.
>>26722429
>fetishes are a mental illness
It's 5 in the fucking morning. It's too fucking early to be reading this kind of retardation.
Please fuck off.
>>26722289
This looks awful
>>26722571
So what is your paraphilia, you stupid faggot?
Why do you hate dictionaries?
>>26722289
I honest-to-god can't find anything for AJ to do. It just doesn't come to me, and we've been at the superstorm thing for what, a month and a half? longer?
B this pooint maybe it'd be better to have her as the handy mare-- she doesn't do anything in particular, but is always at hand when you need extra help with something.
>>26722812
Can't she be responsible for gathering supplies and food for the ponies that need to be evacuated?
>>26722865
But that's Rarity's work iirc.
>>26722892
all AJ is known for is apples and having a hat.
and since that hat is unlikely to be an interesting plot element, that leaves apples.
and since apples apparently supply 97% of equestria with 99% of its food, it would make sense to throw hatpone twards the food situation.
I mean rara in charge of feeding refugees? theyd all starve due to her serving hors doeuvres and cheese slices
>>26723086
Rarara's work was more along the lines of convincing nobles to give supplies.
>>26723086
Quit being so mad about Applejack.
She is a nice pone.
>>26718432
It didn't turn out that good. I was hoping for pseudophilosophical gibberish, but instead it mostly produced mangled text and lots of copies of the phrase "sing my song and become nothing".
>>26723258Your computer was thrown over the edge of absolute despair by Skirts' writing. Now it either needs to acquire Spiral Power or to unblock all of the songs.
>>26723883
I dun wanna
And again. Im out for awhile. Someone else continue bumping
Hey, a story we helped edit got into the RCL: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/607018/saintchocs-raven-royal-canterlot-library
fuck, I have nothing to do. Give me a story idea and I'll write it. Oh wait, I just remembered this was the fimfic thread.
>>26726074
Rainbow tortures Twilight by using ortographically incorrect vernacular
>>26708797
I'm glad I dropped it.
>>26726318
You lucky fuck.
I am one of those accursed creatures who don't give up on the writen word.Actually, the last chapter wasn't so bad, on account of having a character who doesn't talk like a sperg. Sad that Skirts has so few of those
>>26725718
If you appear again, congratulations dude.
I just came back from a sorta-work-related trip.
And I managed to get some writing done writing done, which means I may actually finish a chapter before the week is over.
So, hooray!
>>26726502
These days I've been in a sort of fever. I wrote two or four K words yesterday morning in bed (The reason I have a laptop perpetually in the night table) and around 2K today.
>>26726193
Here ya go.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NKOoMOR0nWR9iin8hfZkp0QymwizwUpKggVvv0fHULI/edit
>>26726966
I knew that idea had potential.
Now upload it.
>>26727084
doing it.
Would it be alright to call a group of flying pegasus a 'flock'?
>>26726417
>https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/607018/saintchocs-raven-royal-canterlot-library
The Jurors talked like normal people, as I recall. They actually had interesting backstories and distinguishing features other than accent. Too bad it apparently takes 500,000 words to establish such characters.
>>26727156
If they're flying at the moment, sure. Otherwise, well, "flock of pegasi" makes me think the pegasi are flying somewhere, so you'd have to write around that somehow.
>>26727518
My main problem with Skirts' dialogue is not accents (Bard's tho) but vocable. Terribly stupid vocable.
Also, its refreshing to read a chapter that doesn't have any fart/poop/menstruation pun.
>>26727564
>its refreshing to read a chapter that doesn't have any fart/poop/menstruation pun.
Holy shit, when did SSnE become MythrilMoth?
>>26727585
No not that way, its more of the characters themselves making fart puns. The stupid ones, not the fetishistic ones.
Menstruation is much less common than farts, but it does appear from time to time.
>>26727611
I suppose that's, uh, better.
>>26727904
Another kind of idiocy, even if a more bearable one.
>>26727611
Horses do not menstruate.
>>26728342
They also don't often talk.
page 9
why is /mlp/ so shit?
I just took a look outside to figure out why were page 8 already and aside from the 40 different 'nightly __random shitpony__' threads theres like 20 fucking cyoas running simultaneously. its pretty sad when this is the only semi decent thread in the catalog
>>26729493
>Semi-decent
>Not all of /mlp is shit
Ok
>>26729503
fine, fine. this thread is shit too, but its somewhat less shit than the rest of /mlp/
>>26728434
Does the ability to talk mean you have to menstruate?
>>26729918
are you aware of any creatures which menstruate yet dont bitch about it? so no, talking doesnt correlate to menstruating, but menstruating does correlate to talking
>>26729969
>are you aware of any creatures which menstruate yet dont bitch about it?
Most of them.
>>26730148
>Most of them.
>>26729493
>why is /mlp/ so shit?
Because most of the posters are in middle school.
>>26730903
no most of them are in their 20s or 30s. they just act like retarded tweens
>>26722374
Currently, her and Filthy Rich are trying to get western businesses to pitch in and help. I'm not really feeling it, though.
>>26722429
Not according to the DSM-V. In order for a fetish to be considered "pathological" (classified as a Paraphilic Disorder), it has to:
>have the person feel personal distress about their interest, not merely distress resulting from society’s disapproval OR
>have a sexual desire or behavior that involves another person’s psychological distress, injury, or death, or a desire for sexual behaviors involving unwilling persons or persons unable to give legal consent.
Otherwise, it's just "atypical sexual interest."
>>26722892
Rarity's doing the nobility charity thing.
>>26723086
I could see AJ handling food supply.
>>26726966
Left some comments. A nice little comedy thing. It needs a little editing work as the sentence structure doesn't always make sense.
I feel like the torture scene needs to be redone. Either substantially toned down or made incredibly absurd. As it stands, it makes me want both Dash and Celestia to get some comeuppance at the end because of how cunty they're acting. It really hurts the comedy as a result.
>>26728342
They also don't:
>fly
>use magic
>be naturally multicolored
>vomit
>walk on their hindlegs
>>26729493
Welcome to the hiatus. We'll shortly transition to 500+ post threads over whether Twilight was lying about getting her mane dyed.
>>26731030
>Currently, her and Filthy Rich are trying to get western businesses to pitch in and help. I'm not really feeling it, though.
Filthys an interesting choice. Most autists would have with prancy fants, though I dont know about big fancy business types going out to hickville to raise charity funds. its not like folks out on the western frontier are well off enough to throw money at stormnado victims.
rara and a guy named rich trying to beg money off of dirt farmers sounds more like a crackfic than anything else
page 9 again
>>26729493
CYOA's are original content at least. Far above "lol [character] a shit"
>>26732767
>shitty original content is better than accurate and truthful statements
>Remember watching pic related with mum when I was a kid, one of my oldest memories along with her reading Stephen King books to me
>"Its been, what, twelve fukken years?"
>Download some episodes to watch with mum next time I see her, watch some beforehand out of curiosity to see if it held up
>Nothing great, but still fun to watch
>Remember that Mane 6 in space thing I wrote a few days ago to fuck around with
Oh.
Suddenly it all comes to me
The adventures of main six fucking around in space while they search for some random McGuffin., in full The Journey Is More Important Than The Destination style.
Even the ship name would fit. We have Luna, Twilight, and Celestia, having a ship named Andromeda Something wouldn't be out of place.
>>26729493
Honestly at this thread we are fucking hermits. A good chunk of us will gladdly admit that its the only thread we visit of the board, barrying the casual exploration everyone does from time to time.
So guys. I'm doing a not-so-subtle expy of Checker Monarch from 'Getting On Your Hooves' as part of the team my (villain) protagonists are assembling to kick the antagonists' teeth in. Problem is I haven't read that fic because Checker is the only reason I bothered with that fic in the first place, and there's surprisingly little of her, which is a shame because the parts where she's absent are dreadfully boring. What should I know about her, or what are the chapters in that fic I should check out to do an expy that does her justice?
>>26734175
I have literally no idea what youre talking about.
let me try to get this straight- youre stealing some other guys bit part minor villain for your own fic, but it was so poorly fleshed out that theres very little of this other guys oc for you to use?
so just make something up? if theres not much existing for you to steal, just make some shit up yourself. if youre coming up with a whole team of villains then it doesnt take that much more effort to do one more oc
>>26734250
I wouldn't really know how well fleshed out Checker actually is, but still, you're right. I like the idea of Checker I have in my mind, and considering how heavy-handed the author of GOYH was with establishing her icy demeanour in the one scene of hers I read, I'd probably be disappointed if I went further.
Anyone got any tips on making my profile look sexy? Got any profiles that you think look really good?
>>26735108
This is FimFiction, not OkCupid.
>>26735148
So?
>>26735231
I don't think a fanfiction site is the best place to worry about whether your profile is sexy or not, but hey, it's your life.
>>26735254
What's wrong with that? I just wanna see some profiles that make the readers go "O bby."
>>26735266
You have even less life than us.
How does that feel?
>>26735231
So kill yourself.
>>26735287
>>26735293
Haters gon hate.
>>26735266
Bleedin? Is that you?
>>26735319
Not this time bud, it ain't me.
Oh wait, why the fuck am I back in this thread again.
>>26735319
What does Bleedin's profile look like?
>>26735336
Like a pile of ass combined with a pile of fail.
>>26735346
That would be a gross misconception there. I would suggest you crust of the cheeto dust from your eye lids before making assumptions.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/BleedingEquine
