>Anon! Please the balance of Equestria relies on your knowledge of weapons to protect us! Whatever you know can save us, please!
>>26690889
Luckily for you, I was part of the US military back on Earth. Gather your scientists, we'll need to tweak the designs, but in due time you'll have lead plated supersoldiers capable of reducing an army to ash
>>26690889
>>26690889
Damit I'm not a nuclear physicist I can reach you the very basics but your own scientists will need to work from there.
>>26690889
>...I can make a mean rubberband gun if that helps
>>26690963
Screw it I may as well have a look over your smaller weapons we will start with your shotguns where's the armory
>>26690889
Ever heard of a nuclear bomb?
Okay, I've got a Helicopter right here.
Now where's Glimmer?
>>26690889
well, I'm from /k/. so we're fucked.
>>26690971
Good god man! Are you trying to bring on the end of the world put that thing away!
>>26691357
Would you help me design a weapon that would not require a saddle?
>>26690889
"Nah let's do that love and tolerance shit you were boasting about earlier. Fuck my guns and ammo."
>>26690889
Hmm...
I can hug multiple ponies at once.
I'm also really bad singer, but that's more of an actual weapon.
>>26691413
what did you have in mind? give me a saddle, I'll see what I can do.
>>26690889
>...
"Well, Princess, Uhh, what kinda human death machine you want?"
>"I need the one I saw with the giant death mushroom!"
"Woah woah woah woah Celestia, we gotta think about this, those weapons are horribly unnatural. And your technologic capabilities don't come close to what you'd need."
>"Anon listen. We have three years! THREE YEARS TO KILL A TITAN!!! Nothing I or Luna or the FUCKING old gods combined could ever dream of defeating. A creature whose soul purpose is to destabilize nature."
>Celestia takes a moment to compose herself.
>"Pease Anon, it may be the only hope for equestria."You got three choices1: Look for an alternative weapon of human design 2: Aide Celestia in making nuclear weapons 3: Ask for some time and information about the situation.
last number 8 get.
>>26691489
>titans
You shouldn't have this much trouble with Titans. Even the Jags and Browns can beat them.
>>26691484
Heres a saddle from the show.
Anyway here's what I was thinking, we've seen mouth weapons for FOE but I think the whole idea is... foolish and impracticable. I was thinking of some kind of collapsible stand to brace that goes aload the length of the weapon that they can brace their weight against, almost leaning on their weapons to keep themselves and the weapon up right.
>>26691624
>>26691489
>>26691558
Well, you said 8, so this is confirmed. You must train an Equestrian National Football team and challenge to Titans to a game for the fate of Equestria.
>>26692162
Don't you remember the last time that plot was used
We got down with the space jam
>>26690889
...kay just a second, i had to build some of it to prevent the rise of the fruit bats
Here's some stuff you can borrow but don't be a bitch and let luna have her fun to, you hear me?
Let's see, chlorine gas not realy effective but makes for an good opener
Some phosphor loaded rockets verry effective against bigger numbers
The mini nuke should always be used on civilian targets, it's an old habit from back home
and the tesla coil not realy effective as a weapon but should make some of those bad guys piss theire pants
Against who are you even fighting??..tia?
>>26690889
Weapons of mouse destruction.
