Ok, horsefuckers! I've written up a couple of mlp-themed mad libs, and I need you to fill 'em in! Words will be picked first-come, first served.
Our first mad lib: Granny smith's Obituary.
I need a number.
Give me an Adjective
>>26654021
grotesque
Noun
>>26654040
Grasshopper
>>26654040
Dildo
>>26654001
Whole number zeroes of f(x) =x^2 +5x - 50
A Noun
>>26654053
anus
>>26654053
Wall
another adjective
>>26654072
Rickety
Another noun
>>26654087
Appul
And a verb
I like where this is going.
>>26654121
to eat
Another adjective for the pile
>>26654137
hideous
>>26654137
vomit-green
A verb
>>26654151
spaghettifying
Number
>>26654165
6 gorillian
Another noun,
>>26654179
robot
>>26654179
bladder medicine
A place
>>26654197
Dragon's Lair
>>26654197
The dairy isle
A pony
>>26654216
Roseluck
Followed by an Adjective
>>26654244
Moist
Another adjective please.
>>26654252
time-travelling
>>26654257
That's more of a verb, wouldn't work in this case.
>>26654268
Well I guess you can just suck my giant, time-travelling dick then.
>>26654268
Porous
>>26654268
magical
A medial term/ condition.
>>26654288
I assume you mean medical.
Alzheimer's
>>26654288
homosexual
>>26654288
gonhorrea
>>26654288
cracked-dick
>>26654288
Degenerate?
Last one, boys! make it count.
An organ
>>26654302
COCK
>>26654302
Hammond
>>26654302
Benis :DDD
>>26654302
Pipe organ
>>26654302
pipe organ
IT IS COMPLETE!
Granny Smith, aged 37, was a beloved member of the apple family, known for her grotesque grasshopper and rickety Anus. Unfortunately, the appul that eats twice as hideous eats half as long. Granny Smith was taken from us when she was spaghettified by 42 robots at a dragon's lair. She was found by Roseluck, Moist and porus, but even in death her anus was still as rickety as ever. The police determined her death was caused by Alzheimers caused by the robots. Granny will live on in our cock.
>>26654313
>>26654316
Damn that hivemind.
>>26654322
>Granny will live on in our cock.
>>26654322
Dats pretty gud
I shall begin the next mad lib in a few minutes. talk amongst yourselves.
I HAVE RETURNED, BOTH WITH SNACKS AND THE NEXT MAD LIB!
"A party invitation from Pinkie Pie!"
I need a pony.
>>26654437
Nyx
>>26654437
Rainbow Dash
Adjective
>>26654448
dead
>>26654448
Chewed
Noun
>>26654470
Urethra
>>26654470
Table
A special occasion (NOT a holiday)
>>26654486
Summer Solstice.
>>26654486
Wedding anniversary
>>26654486
Birthday
>>26654486
Penis inspection day
Another Pony
>>26654510
Derpy
Verb
>>26654524
Touch
>>26654524
dancing
>>26654524
Eat
and a noun
>>26654524
Masturbating
>>26654536
Skin
>>26654536
Rump
>>26654536
Cake
>>26654536
Niggers
And another noun, preferrably something living.
>>26654550
Dog
>>26654550
Slug
A food item
>>26654550
Hobbit
>>26654558
Pie
>>26654558
Mountain oysters
A plural noun
>>26654567
Boxes
>>26654567
slugs
>>26654567
Social justice warriors
Noun
>>26654580
Coffee
Adjective
>>26654590
Putrid
period of time
>>26654596
1800s
>>26654600
I mean a period of time as in a year, three days, a week, etc.
>>26654596
>>26654609
Two weeks
>>26654609
Monday
An Excuse
>>26654322
Fucked, but funny as shit lol
>>26654618
She told me she was 18!
>>26654618
too busy fapping to vore
verb
>>26654637
Spank
A weird al song
>>26654654
amish paradise
>>26654654
Just eat it
Noun
>>26654669
Slug
>>26654669
Bicycle.
IT IS COMPLETE!
Hey there Nyx!
You've been invited to my Dead Urethra party! We're celebrating the Wedding Anniversary of Derpy! We'll have games like Touch the Skin on the Dog and Pie and balloons shaped like Boxes! be sure to bring a Coffe and a putrid smile! See you in Two weeks, unless you can't come because She told you she was 16, in which case I'll just have to spank you later!
Pinkie Pie
P.S. Not to name drop, but cheese sandwich will be there, and he said he'd sing Amish Paridise if we gave him some slugs.
And with that, I am out of mad libs and wish to go to sleep. Create your own! feel free to take over.
>>26654684none of my comments made it :(
>>26654684
>be sure to bring coffee and a putrid smile
I smirked
>>26654322
>>26654684
Based, sleep well Anon
>>26654684
You made my night dude, sleep well.
>>26654684
Sleep well, fellow anon.
>>26654684
Thou shalt sleep well, OP
>>26654001
>>26654322
>>26654684
OP is, for once, contributing a quality thread.
>>26654684
>balloons shaped like Boxes
Very Pinkie Pie
