Ponies are little.
>>26641450
You'd have to be very careful around the fillies
>>26641450
Did Rarity get some human dick all up in her?
>>26641450
>Your thunderous earth shaking footsteps alert the ponies
>"H-he's coming!"
>'YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SASQUATCH, YOUR ABOM-IN-ABLE SNOW MARE, MY NAAAAME, IS BIG NON', I SUPERCEDE THEM ALL.'
>>26641500
Rarity just likes to make everything Anon says into something sexual.
>>26641450
>You are Anon, a pretty normal, slightly taller than average human.
>6'6 actually, but that's in human american measures.
>Apparently in equestria you are twice that, a gargantuan 4 meters.
>And your mass has substantially increased too.
>By twice.
>Its kinda sad, you think.
>Always having to watch your step to not crush anypony but the princesses.
>At that you don't wanna think about tripping over a monarch.
>But the, arguably, worst part?
>The fuckin buildings and doorways in particular.
>Gah, fuck that shit!
>Gives you back problems, and more than once you've needed help out of a jam in the door.
>Suddenly, the bane of your existence before you opens to reveal an ankle high rarity.
>Finally, its been, what? Five minutes?
>"Hello, Anon! Come on in!"
"I'll pass. I rather not squeeze through small spaces unless I have to."
>Rarity throws a hoof through her hair with a giggle.
>"Oh you and your sexual innuendo."
"...what?"
>"Never mind darling~ Did you need a new suit? Some work clothes?"
"Uhh, I need some underwear, and a few undershirts...."
>"Oh ABSOLUTELY dear!"
>Rarity goes from glowing to sheepish.
>"But uh... you're quite right. I can't get your measurements if you need to compress yourself to fit. Could I trouble you to a visit?"
"Wait, Rarity, this is the third time you've taken measurements. Shouldn't you keep them on hand?"
>"Silly Anon, VIPs of the fashion world have their suits perfectly tailored each time they have one made."
"But its undies..."
>"Indeed darling, but you are a special case. Your modeling for me makes me the exclusive expert on human fashion. Everything I do must, has to be, and will be perfect, at least in regards to you."
>She has a point...
>Maybe your letting that VIP thing go to your head...
"Fine. Cmon, I'll walk you."
>>26641450
That's not a little pony, that's a tiny pony. Learn the difference.
>>26641450
tiny pone are cute as fuck
>>26642527
You have my intrest
>>26643020
I meant that to end there but I guess I'll let it go a little longer.
For you Anon.
>>26643036
not that anon but i thought you were going to continue anyways
glad to see there's going to be a bit more
>>26643036
Well if you continue it or not it's very good writefaggotry
>>26641450
Raridash Doodles gives me a tingly happy in my food place.
>>26642527
>A happy little walk later, you and Rarity are passing Fluttershy's cottage.
>A trail back a ways, near a little river, takes you to your more properly sized home.
>As a bonus, you have a water wheel to supply some electricity.
>"Oh my, I will always LOVE that riverwheel Anon. Its absolutely graceful and powerful at the same time~ Much like some I could think of."
>Rarity and her stallion gossip again, its kinda cute.
"I'm glad you like it, sucker took a long time to build. Take a seat anywhere, we just walked a ways."
>You hold the door for her as she passes into your home.
>The doorway is comically oversized, like what you might expect Jack to look like in the Giants house.
>More cute, man its like these ponies are sugar-based lifeforms, not just carbon.
>Would explain her similarities to a marshmallow...
>"I'm ready when you are darling. Go ahead and peel your clothes down while I find my ladder."
"Sure."
>You walk towards the bathroom, but Rarara halts you.
>"Darling, where are you going?"
"Oh, I'm going to the bathroom to strip."
>Rarity takes a breath.
>"Dear, I /am/ your seamstress, I'll see you in your underwear anyway, go ahead and do it t-there."
>>26643150
>Dear, I /am/ your seamstress, I'll see you in your underwear anyway, go ahead and do it t-there
rarity is thirsty
Pone aren't little.
Anon's just a big guy.
>>26643150
>...
"Okay."
>Makes sense.
>Rarity is pulling the ladder up to a wall, tall enough to easily reach your face from.
>Looks like she's outta breath, red face and all, you didn't think it was that heavy.
>In your slacks and shoes, you walk over and pick it up, placing it proper to the wall for her.
>Hmm... You guess it might be strenuous for a pony, but she's a unicorn.
>You glance at her.
"Hey, you alright? Why didn't you just magic it?"
>She stares at your chest, looking real tired in the eyes.
>She speaks low, like maybe she was actually tired.
>"Magic requires focus Anon.... right now my focus is on, sizing you up~"
"Uhh, my pants are still on?"
>Rarity recoils with a squeak, but recovers after.
>Maybe it really was too heavy...?
>"Indeed they are dear, but you r-requested undershirts too, yes?"
"Oh, so I did. Thanks for reminding me."
>"Now, errr, if you could finish? I would like to... do my job! Yeah."
>You comply with a grin.
>Kickingnoff the slacks, you notice Rarity staring at your junk.
>Pretty hard.
"Hey uh, Rares? You lookin at me a pretty good there."
>"Yes sorry darling, I am making calculations."
"In your head? Wow, you're pretty good at what you do."
>>26643268
Oblivious anon is oblivious.
>>26643268
>"It comes with years of experience, thank you Anon. Now, simply stand there for a moment, tell me what material you want? Its free of charge, for my star model."
"Can I get a pair like the red ones you gave me, y'know, the really comfy and airy ones?"
>"Of course Anon deary, the satin and silk mix. You have such... delectable tastes~"
>Uhh
"Thanks...?"
>A silence falls between you as rarity has produced a length of material, working at it industrially.
Brb, store run.
>>26643325
Lets dispel this fiction that Anon doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
>>26643370
>In a matter of minutes, she's finished three pairs, and she's working a special one now, if you had to guess at the extra attention it's receiving
>Pretty soon though she's done with that too.
>Next you see her going to town on matching shirts.
>Again, the last one gets faberliahzed extree.
>"Here, put these on now, I wanna see you in them or I'll never be satisfied."
"What? Underwear too?"
>Rarity dramatically brings a hoof to massage her temple.
>"Yes Anon, I am y-your seamstress."
>She's pretty much hidden her face in her hooves.
>Must be frustrating, but you're still not too sure.
"I dunno Rares, seems a little... risque?"
>"Please Anon, just take them off. I'm dying to see you. Er, in my clothing that is."
>>26643379
Even better
>>26643570
"Muhhh. Sure."
>You peel outta your green boxer briefs, and reach for the pair she special made.
>White with royal blue trim along the elastic and seams.
>Her cutie mark adorns the right hip, both inside and out.
>The same with the tight fitting shirt, which feels amazing.
>Her cutiemark sits proudly upon the right breast area, drawing attention but not being obtrusive.
"hey Rarity, this is amazing, tha- Rarity?"
>You turn to find rarity passed out, a little blood dribbling from her nose.
>An idea pops into your head, and you think it'll be... pretty fun....
>>26641450
He's never going to finish this, is he?
>>26643623
Put a little of her nose blood on some sheets, lay her down so the blood is near her crotch then get naked and lay next to her. Also mess her and your hair a bit then wait for her to wake up. When she does, ask her if she normally passes out when she has a orgasm
>>26643687
I'm pretty sure he finished it, and it was a disappointing "Rarity and Rainbow Dash end up with each other" ending.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/comic-colon-+rarity+sets+up+a+date+for+rainbow+dash
>>26643623
>Be Rarity, waking up from the best dream you've had in awhile.
>It was about Anon too, and you're surprised you hadn't... made a mess of the sheets.
>Oh my, speaking of, these sheets are exceptionally warm, if somewhat rough on the fur.
>Definitely not yours, where are you again?
"Huh? What?"
>Your eyes open, to confirm what you didn't believe.
>You are tied to the bed, belly up.
>This is...
"A-Anon? Anon darling? Are you here?"
>The door opens, and Anon walks in, wearing your outfit.
>By Celestia, it defines every little muscle.
>But...
"Dear, why am I tied up? And what's behind your back?"
>Anon smirks, walking up to the bed.
>"I've noticed how you look at me Rares. I'm not oblivious, y'know. I think its my turn to play."
>Anon chuckles low and dangerous, a mad glint in his eye.
>The thing behind his back was a crop, and he strikes you across the inner thigh with it, causing you to tear up and moan in pain.
>"Well see how you like the unwanted attention."
>He slaps you in the same spot till its red and nearly raw, then grabs it and kneads it rough.
>When you are able to catch your breath, he's already moved to prodding with one massive finger.
>You make to speak, but he rams in with three fingers, stretching you painfully.
>You almost blackout from the sensory overload, but when you come to you take a deep breath.
>Then look anon in his eye.
>"Darling, hng~ its not r-raPE! if its CONsen-he~nsuial. Th-hagh! Hough I'm curiOUS as toooooo how we proceed with the S-s-Suh-hize difference?"
>Anon slows his pace a little and bends in.
>"Guess we'll find out, huh?"
>His lips meet yours and you splash his palm and wrist with juice.
>>26643788
I'll bin it if you think its worthy.
>>26643788
Unf
>>26641450
Where can I find the rest of this?
>>26643795
Sorry, let me clarify, I'm done writing. I wanna leave the rest to imagination, or let another anon take over (not good a t smut, don't wanna put some shit out)
But I'll bin this and whatever anyone else adds to it.
>>26643788
Well.
That escalated quickly.
>>26642592
>equestrian mares in a uproar for thick human cock
how can stallions compete?
>>26643909
aww man, really enjoyed it though
http://pastebin.com/Q5rmKfpn
Anons little predicament.
>>26641450
Despite me.
>>26641450
Tiny pony is a cute
>>26641450
Why didn't anon just ask to be shrunk in size by Twilight or something?
>>26643909
>not good at smut
You're right. Shit went from zero to retarded in no seconds flat. It's good that you know your strengths and weaknesses, anon. If I were you, I'd bin everything except that hackneyed smut part. Everything else was pretty funny.
Don't let some horny anon fool you. You have definite room to improve, and I hope you do so in the future. You can.
>>26643769
Well that's pretty fucking stupid.
>>26641450
At a certain point it's too little. I'd feel like I would step on them if I weren't careful.
>>26643194
For youuuu
AHHH
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