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>"Anon? What exactly am I supposed to do with this thing?"
>>26600446
Put it on your head and the enchant makes you more noticable.
>>26600446
Put it on your head.
>>26600446
You wear it on your head like a mask and declare yourself the queen of pussy
>>26600446
facewarmer
>>26600446
Somehow grow hooves out of it.
In other words there are no hooves in this thread
>>26600446
use it to make a shitty prompt that has no chance of going anywhere beyond the initial responses.
>>26600469
*declare yourself a large individual in regards to others
>>26600463
>>26600467
>>26600469
>>26600480
This hivemind.
>>26600491
>no fun allowed
>>26600489
ecksdee
>>26600446
Wear them around for a day and then give them to me.
>>26600446
Wearing it for one week and then give it to me. Without cleaming it of course.
>>26600522
>a day
>not two or three, including sleeping
>>26600446
Give it back to me. I need it to became intresting again. Beacuseno one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>26600601
You've got big knickers.
>>26600446
Rub them against your undersides to clean themand then give them to me
>>26600620
For you.
>>26600446
"Just put it on your head."
>She actually puts the panties around her head.
>"Ok Anon what else?"
"Take this magic wand."
>Give her a shotgun
>"Wow I didn't know that there was magic in the human world. Hey Anon why do I need these things anyway?"
"We are going to the bank to make a withdraw."
>>26600668
Lovely.
>>26600668
Kek.
>>26600492
*insist that any attempt to remove them would result in injury to the assailant
>>26601438
*advise that it was part of the forementioned plan
>>26600668
>Twilight actually proves to be the perfect bank robbing companion
>"Get the fuck over here!"
>"You! Get the fuck away from the counter. Over here!"
"You good here?"
>"I'm good as long as none of these fuckers think about making any sudden movements."
>As to emphasize her words, she begins poking people with her shotgun.
>Feeling she's got thinks under control with her impromptu face mask and your Remington, you head for the vault.
>You prepare for drilling into the door, all the while thinking about drilling into Twilight.
>Escape with 24 million dollars in cash, a raging boner and an adrenaline rushed Twilight babbling about how she reduced that one guy to hamburger with a pair of bloodstained panties on her head.
>Everything went better than expected.
>>26601532
>She wants to donate all the money to charity
>>26601562
"God Damn it Twiggy. Now we have to rob that bank again."
>>26600668
>>26601532
>>26601562
>>26601592
I want a full green of this.
>>26601656
>this
I tried my best for you. I hope you enjoy the green.
>>26600446
Oh my God your hair looks so cute and soft! Can I put my dick into it?
>>26600446
eat it
>>26601799
9/11
eat it, it is a new candy i made for perverts, so they wont steal real one, it it suppose to feel like one, look like one and even smell like one,
but you are my first test subject before full production is allowed so,
just eat it please
>>26601562
>>26601592
>"But Anon, think of how happy Fluttershy would be if this all went to the shelter!"
>>26601532
>Three weeks after your bank robbery.
>Twilight and you have been laying low in your safehouse, enjoying little treats with your money without attracting too much attention to yourselves.
>If the news stations are to be believed, the police don't really have anything to go on concerning the robbery, only able to gather information about "two perpetrators: one male, average build with a clown's mask and one female with what is believed as a pair of underwear concealing most of her face".
>The involvement of drugs is not ruled out.
>Kinda funny actually.
>And also incredibly... boring.
"Hey Twilight, we need to go rob a bank again or something, I'm gonna die of boredom."
>"We got more money than we can ever spend, why should we rob another bank?", she yells from the other room.
>What is she even doing over there?
"Hey, you've been in the bedroom for quite some time, what are you actually doing in there?"
>"I'm going through your mask collection to try and find something more fitting for the next heist" comes the grudging response.
"Mask collection?"
>You only have that one mask and it's leaning against your shotgun next to the door.
>Making your way to the bedroom, you fear for the worst.
>Yep
>There she is, sitting on your double bed, your panty collection sprawled out around her.
>Your therapist warned you that some day they were gonna get you in trouble.
>"I still don't get some of these", Twilight says while holding up a particular skimpy piece of black cloth between her thumbs.
>It's just a string of black satin, really.
>"How is this a mask? It barely covers anything."
>Shit.
>You gotta come clean.
"Twi, we need to talk."
>"Hmm?"
"Those... things. They're not actually masks to hide your face while robbing banks."
>She's visibly confused now, dropping the thong and picking up a pair of lowlegs in hot pink.
>"Well, what are they, Anon?"
"They're for your vagina, sort of."
>"Why would i need to hide my vagina for a bank robbery?"
>>26601484
*declare that you will attempt to destroy the airborne vessel on which you and ithers are riding, leaving no people alive
>>26601532
>Twilight babbling about how she reduced that one guy to hamburger
>>26601562
>>26601592
>implying that wasn't her plan
>implying she didn't anticipate you'd want to rob another bank
>implying she doesn't get a sexual high from robbing banks now
>>26600446
Anything to do with EqG Twi, undergarments, and her lack of understanding them gets me hard as diamonds.
