>"Anon. I've got some chips! I hope you like Lays!"
>>26466421
That bag doesn't look like salt and vinegar, Twily.
You... you didn't buy classic flavor, did you?
You know how I feel about classic flavored chips, Twily.
>>26466449
>"B-but anon...salt and vinegar hurts my tongue when I eat too much..."
>>26466625
Well, fair enough. But... I mean, classic? Really?
With all the flavors Lays offer, you go for fucking classic?
>>26466644
>"I..I just wanted to be as clean as possible, Anon...all of the other flavors make my hooves dirty and sticky..."
>"I'm sorry I disappointed you Anon..."
>>26466421
>anons are surprised the princess of friendship and blandness picks the most inoffensive of flavors
>not telling her to get some Nacho beanitos
>>26466757
...Bean chips?
Never heard of them. This intrigues me.
>>26466748
>all of the other flavors make my hooves dirty and sticky
>said the magic horse
You had one job OP.
>>26466748
No Twilight. I'm Mcfucking done with your shit. You always care about your hooves when you could of gotten the Damn Cool Ranch Doritos.
Go find someone else to give "Chips" too.
>>26466421
that doesn't look like BAKED Lay's
>>26466767
Go outside your comfort zone for once and you might find some other culinary delights.
>>26466825
When it comes to food, I have no comfort zone. I will literally try anything. I'm gonna keep my eye out next time I hit the grocery store.
>>26466748
>>26466449
Unlike him, I'm just the opposite.
Original chips best chips. Other flavors just muddle the flavor.
>>26466421
>>26466421
Twi you the best.Fite me.
>>26466839
Try the natural and foreign foods sections then.
>>26466996
There's a Whole Foods near me. I'm sure they have 'em.
>>26466824
Healthfag get >>>/out/
>plain
Fuck off. Fuck off, ok? You just fuck the fuck right off with your fucking plain lays.
>>26466625
Maybe you shouldn't each so much in one sitting then, Twiggles.
HEY NOW
WELL IT'S A LAYS THING BABY
>Lays
>each chip is like 92% salt, 6% grease, and 2% potato
I'm not eating that shit.
>>26466421
Now you fucked up Twily, you are about to go to cheese town.
>>26466824
t. high school cafeteria menu planner
>>26467038
I find baked original taste better that plain original
![4a7d20374ea147bfb33dbe04bb7dd63a[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hk9gk18.gif "4a7d20374ea147bfb33dbe04bb7dd63a[1].gif")
Lays? Really?
Please, you know my favorite chip, Twi
>>26467247
You are a true man of taste.
>>26467247
Kettle cooked is best
>>26467149
Ponies always ready for the summer of lays
>ponies always ready
>>26467149
Wow, what a random, obscure reference. Nice work.
>>26467204
Thank god I thought I was the only one
>>26466421
>2016
>still eating inferior chips
>>26466421
You didn't get Pringles?
Really, now?
You think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips?
You will regret that purchase.
>>26466421
"Get your damn hands off my Lays!"
>>26468761
>hands
that's a horse anon
>>26468769
gordon freeman is now these hands...
>>26468761
>anon's mind immediately goes to no hooves
Sorry Twili I only eat snacks made in Michigan
>>26468705
Enjoy your pink toilet
>>26466421
Hold on, I'm getting my smile on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsg-tezdLyg
>>26468786
I didn't intend to think of no hooves.
>>26466421
They're called WALKERS CELESTIA DAMMIT!
Twilight, are you a fucking pleb or some shit? I've told you a thousand times my favorites.
>>26468710
>eating fake chips
>>26469553
I heard Dashie keeps an entire room of her cloud mansion full of that stuff
>>26466421
That's not Doritos
>>26466421
>not Kettle or any other locally handmade ones
Get out
>>26466421
Do you have lays patatje joppie
>>26469564
I just wanted to make a reference.
>>26466421
This is what this board has been reduced to now? Ok, well whatever.
And lays are gross and smell bad.
>>26466625
>when I eat too much.
Well then what do you think you should stop doing.
>>26469682
Buying that flavor of chips
>>26467188
kek
>>26466421
Utz or bust.
Oh and get me a "natty bo" while you're at it.
>>26466421
Free chips? Sounds good to me!
>>26466421
Yeah, I'd love getting ''Layd'' with you.
>>26469236
>Not liking best snack
>bring this much of a pleb
>>26469936
>bring this much of a pleb
>>26469537
Ah... PepsiCo.
Selling Lays, Walkers and Doritos.
Bugger the lot of them. I haven't had crisps in bleedin' yonks.
I don't eat chips and I hate soda.
>>26469936
>posts undermeme
>calls someone else a pleb
WEW LAD
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>>26466421
Are you telling me there wasn't a single bag of dill pickle Lay's?
Honestly you had one fucking job, Twilight.
>>26466421
>"Anon. I've got some chips! I hope you like Lays!"
Oh, I like cute lays!
>"W-what??"
I said what I said.
>"O-oh..."
whats wrong with Classic lays? It's just chips. I mean. Come on mang.
>>26466421
>Lays
>Classic anything
Sick of your shit, Sparkle.
>>26468705
Good tastes
>>26469236
... is something wrong with your bowels or something? I mean, if popcorn causes that much of an issue for you, I suggest going to a doctor some time.
>>26470528
>tfw a coworker offered me some popcorn the other day
>tfw i dont like popcorn but accepted it so i wouldn't hurt her feelings
>tfw a few pieces in i bit into one with an unpopped kernel in it
>tfw i broke 2 fucking teeth and am still in ungodly pain from it because i can't afford to go see the dentist right now
Fuck popcorn.
>>26471122
>broke 2 fucking teeth
How the fuck do you do this? I've had pieces of popcorn with unpopped kernels in them. I don't bite down as hard as fucking possible when eating it.
>>26467247
Are you me?
>>26471122
>broke two teeth
do you chew with all of the jaw pressure you can muster? popcorn isnt a very tough food, anon.
>>26470006
>bandwagoning
>expecting your post to matter
>>26472188
>tfw a few pieces in i bit into one with an unpopped kernel in it
>i bit into one with an unpopped kernel in it
>unpopped kernel
>>26472204
my point is if you should have had time to stop the compression of food when you realized there was an inedible piece in your mouth, unless you were just chewing full force.
I'd just like to say that I like the plain Lays variety, and that salt and vinegar a shit. A SHIIIIIIIT!
>>26468705
>actually liking that literal plastic
>>26466421
sigh... ok, whatever... you at least got some dip or something for the blandness of original flavor right?
>>26472359
>getting dip with Lays chips
Do you know how fucking weak those slices of fried potato are?
You're just asking for spoonfulls of very sharp and dangerous dip
>>26472204
>>26471122
If you broke your teeth by eating popcorn then you need to seriously kill yourself.
>>26466421
>"And I hope you like getting laid"
>>26471122
>breaking teeth on popcorn
How fucking hard do you chew?
>>26466421
Yeah, but you should have gotten Paprika flavor
>>26466421
>You find yourself filled with a rage that transcends flavors
"These are not the chips I asked for you fucking horse!"
>You yank the bag from her hooves and begin beating her with it
>"Anon, no!"
>Each thwap of the soft, puffy bag is drowned out by your incoherent screaming
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"
>She lets out a strangled cry as the bag hits with a particularly airy pomf
>By the time you're done, the Classic lays have become cheesy
>This is what happens when she never bathes
>Her incompetence is outweighed and made up for by her lack of hygiene
>You leave her crying in a pile of spices and shame as you go to enjoy your delicious snack
"Worst princess."
>>26469565
>Pass the controller, bro
>>26469564
https://youtu.be/gGEv54rLvgs
>>26472204
