So in prior years I've seen what everyone else has done with their waifu for Hearts and Hoofs day. Well, here is a little montage of the evening I had with her this year, just for you horse fuckers.
First, we began with a candle-lit table and some champagne, of course!
We then said a prayer to Celestia and drank to world peace. Salute!
>>26460715
Skip the bullshit and get to the fucking already.
I gave her presents before dinner, some chocolates and a card for the occasion.
>>26460715
>Literally pouring Spanish white vine with bubbles
>Calling it Champagne
Topkek
I prepared an exquisite salad which I then lovingly fed to her. The card can be seen in the background here.
This is a bit sad, Anonymous.
Our entree this evening was her favorite, capellini with marinara sauce. I preferred normal spaghetti noodles myself, being a traditionalist.
>>26460769
You're sad, faggot.
Eat up, Twiley! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your noodles?
We both thoroughly enjoyed our spaghetti. I cleaned my plate while she still had a little left over. Should make a nice snack for later!
>>26460769
Kill yourself
>>26460715
>fast forward 15min
>its getting sexy
She was pretty impressed, I must say. Dessert was pretty tasty.
>>26460800
>should make a nice snack for later
If you know what I mean
>>26460823
What was dessert?
>>26460856
Is it not obvious?
>>26460723
Are you the guy who took her to a public restaurant last year?
Why is this thread so depressing
>>26460875
It's not the same plush, I think.
>>26460930
Damn BigTwiAnon's public dinner was epic. I hope he does something amazing again this year.
>>26460930
>ordering Twilight a hamburger
Jesus Christ bro, it's like you don't even care about her feelings
>>26460968
If memory serves it was a veggie burger.
>>26460739
>Twiley
Stupid fuck can't even write Twily right
>>26460715
Excellent job, anon. She must be proud to have someone like you in her life.
>>26460823
Don't stop posting now! It was just getting good.
>>26460992
either one is fine, autist
>>26460823
Don't we get to see the naughty stuff?
>>26461019
>Shining Armor: Twily! Ah, I've missed, you, kid. How was the train ride? I–
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Transcripts/A_Canterlot_Wedding_-_Part_1
>>26460715
Jin, is that you?
Oh hey, this is actually a webm, so here it is with no audio. If you want shitty music in the background, here's a link: http://pone.pics/hhd16.webm
(sorry for the delay, I wanted to attach the webm, but 4chan doesn't support VP9 and I had some problems getting it re-encoded to VP8. I'll keep trying and post later.)
So, what did all of you do for your waifus today?
>>26460715
Very well done! I am sure Purple Smart was impressed.
>>26461061
if he wishes to call her twily, twiley, twurple or tweelylooraloo it's his choice, autist
>>26460930
Favorite part of that thread
>Dinner for three?
>Four, actually.
>Is she number four?
>>26461067
That's beautiful
>>26461110
Kill yourself
The less you and he could do is respect youre waifu
Youre a shit
>>26460728
>>26461044
ahhh, but this is a family board, anon!
>>26460875
>>26460930
>>26460946
nah, but I know that guy, he's pretty cool. Was hoping to do a group waifu dinner, but it didn't pan out.
>>26461135
do you even into engrish?
Here's a shitty, low quality VP8 webm version of the original linked in >>26461067
>>26461171
You know the legend in real life?
Do you know if he's doing something today?
>>26461212
he's been pretty busy lately, not sure if he's planning something or not. I hope so, though.
>>26461234
I tried to contact him on Skype and Facebook and haven't heard back. I hope he does something amazing again so I can live vicariously though it.
>>26461193
Was this last night or earlier today?
>>26461171
Your a idiot.
Kill you are selve.
>Being dis neu
>>26461272
i was hoping to be a part of it, but living vicariously will be almost as good.
actually, this was last weekend. Had to schedule around 3dpd girlfriend. She refers to Twiley as the "third" in our relationship.
>>26461296
>Having a 3dpd and a waifu
Holy shit, kill your fucking bitch and then yourself you unholy abomination
>>26461296
But, in your heart, Twily is your primary relationship and 3DPD is just a fleshy toy for kinky fun. Right?
R-right?
This is pretty sad. Who wants to bet this is actually just Chris-Chan?
>>26461296
>3DPD
Putting the betrayal of your waifu aside, how does she feel about the Twilight plush? Does she get jealous? Does she know you fuck it?
>>26461296
Does your gf and Twi ever put on a show for you and then have a threesome?
>>26461317
y-yeah, of course!
>>26461341
That's a relief.
>>26461296
Is that 3D Pig Disgusting appreciative of that fact that a sir like you gives her any pity attention at all when you have glorious perfection-tier purple waifu to take care of?
>>26461325
Why in the name of fuck would even bring that name here and shit up an otherwise creative thread?
>>26461334
not really jealous, and yes she knows I have sex with Twilight.
>>26461337
never done that before, leetfag. my gf might be okay with Twiley, but she just calls me a horse fucker and insists I stop fiddling with toys and find a real horse to fuck, desu. Whenever the gf is in bed with me, Twiley is usually placed somewhere else, though.
>>26461325
Chris-Chan is a shimmerfag
>>26461385
Because pony is not for sexual
>>26461393
Do want a threesome with both of them? Honestly here. Or do you prefer to keep it separate?
Just curious if you don't want it, or if you want it, but think she wouldn't go for that.
>>26461431
nah, I don't think a threesome would be that great.
>>26461533
You don't want to be inside Twi while your gf fucks you with a strap-on?
What are you, some kinda faggot?
>>26461567
i-i guess so, I don't want foreign objects in my ass, desu senpai.
>>26461296
Have you ever considered getting your gf a life-sized Big Mac with a Bad Dragon horsecock so she could know the bliss you know?
You could even move the toy so he can thrust into her.
>>26461590
Well then you can fuck Twi while your gf licks your balls and encourages you to, "Cum inside your purple princess"
>>26460930
>>26460946
>>26461115
I missed that thread. Does anyone have a cap?
>>26461614
actually, she mentioned getting a life-size Shiney so I can recreate incestual moments.
>>26461626
that sounds kinda hot. but nah, probably best to keep the two separated in bed.
>>26461699
You should get the Shiny and she can cuck you with him while you cuck her with Twily.
>>26460769
This tbfh.
>>26461699
You have an interesting girlfriend, Anon. I'm a bit jealous
>>26461699
>getting a life-size Shiney so I can recreate incestual moments.
Cheat on her withShinywhile she cheats on you withTwily.__homo
>>26461312
This please.
>>26460715
Why's she make you use condoms? You can't get her pregnant. And I presume you are 100% faithful to her so you have not STDs.
>>26462207
Don't want any inconvenient bodily fluids to stain her, though.it's usually bareback tho desu
>>26462229
Are we going to get follow-up pix of after-dinner?
>>26462229W-will you ever make a vid of yourself loving your Twily?Please say you will.
>>26462239
knock yourselves out:http://i.imgur.com/O9ugTMf.jpg
>>26462260
nah, nobody wants to see my fat ass plowing her, trust me, senpai.
>>26462285
>http://i.imgur.com/O9ugTMf.jpg
I really wasn't going to care about seeing you fuck it, because I was under the impression that you just rubbed your dick against her butt, or between her legs. This changes everything. Now I have to see you fuck it.
>>26462285
>Implying
I have fapped three times to videos of faggots doing it with their plushies.
>>26462285
If we were friends in real life, do you and Twi swing? Would she spend a night with me? Would you let her?
You have your 3dpd. It's only fair.
>>26462285
>nobody wants to see that
Pic related. Dude, we'd kill to see someone getting sexy with a lifesized pone.
>>26461337
>1337
>ITT
>>26462331
>>26462342
>>26462351
>>26462378
I appreciate the interest, but it's kind of a personal moment that I'd rather not record. And I don't really want to share my plush, my love for my waifu is real.
>>26462534
Do you hold her still and thrust into her? Or do you move her back and forth and you stay still?
>>26462558
a little bit of both, i usually sit her on top of me and do the power bottom thing, while caressing her all over.
>>26462534
>Implying your love is real when you have a 3dpd
top kek
>>26462612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vqb9uC31Bk
>>26462613
yeah, it fucking surprises me too, didn't think it would ever be possible to love my waifu and 3dpd at the same time. surprised me to hell.
>>26462534P-pretty please with a cherry on top?
>that first gif
u-unfIt's also what I'd love to do for her
>>26462285
Hold on. Which model is th-
It's the Hera, isn't it? How much did that run you?For those who don't know the price, it STARTS at 275 Euros without shipping costs
>>26463656
Since they were imported from Germany, found a couple other horse fucker friends and sent in an order for 3 of them. He gave us a bit of a quantity discount, but it still came out to about $300 each. Pic related.
>>26463904
How do they feel?
Follow-up, have you tried the real thing for an accurate comparison? Or are we comparing this to your hand and 3DPD human trash?
>>26460715
>not Ponk
>>26464028
pretty fucking good, better than the mary. It isn't tight like the sugar star. It isn't nearly as soft as the real thing (at least real 3dpd non-horse). But the feelings are pretty realistic, less intense than the Bad Dragon stuff, but I kinda like that.also, the suction i get is fucking intense. literally sucks the cummies right out.
>>26462285
Do you...do you think you can take a pic from farther away?
>>26464618
a pic of what from farther away?
>>26461193
this is pure autism
>>26466068
Dat ass.
>>26464204
I was >>26463656, not >>26464028, but now I must say, damn. That sounds real good.
OMG! some hell spawns have escaped.
but i wonder where are the Anons that tormented my sanity in Christmas eve.
specially the guy with commie ponk.
Thnaks for the free upvotes friends
>>26466319
Is that a Mauser?
