Twilight gets every night.
Celestia get Sunday
Luna gets Moon-day
This is the one day every year that Cadance-Fags get that isn't just -pure shitposting-.It's Justified Shitposting
Post pictures of love horse.
>>26456722
>>26456722
>Cadance-Fags
Do these even exist? How do you deal with the fact that your waifu is happily married with a stalion that is probably 10 times better in bed than you?
>>26456722
Hearts for the heart throne!
>>26456731
The same way you reconcile your unrequited feelings for your waifu, I imagine.Close your eyes and remind yourself that it's a work of fiction.
Since it doesn't look like there's going to be the annual circlejerk 'date' thread between AiE and FR, I'll try to do a couple lovehorse greens.
What's the pink princess getting into this year, faggots?
>>26456731
>How do you deal with the fact that your waifu is happily married with a stalion that is probably 10 times better in bed than you?
By joining them, of course.
HI ANON! IT'S VALENTINES DAY
Long live prettiest pink princess pone
>>26456793
She has to eat an entire bowl of eggs to satisfy Anon's sexual cravings
>>26457166
>Hearts & Hooves Day
>Cadance trembles above you, snout booping your nose and hooves firmly planted into the sheets
>"I'M EXISTING ON A POWER LEVEL YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND ANON"
>>26457166
It's over in Aus
>>26458118
>the bed starts to shudder and shake underneath you, followed by the bedroom, then the entire spire of the Crystal Castle
>Cadence's eyes turn black, and from her distended jaw comes a dissonant hum that finds itself reverberating across a discordant scream of crystal
>an otherworldly, deafening noise, like crystalline nails drawn down a crystalline board, threatens to burst your eardrums
>terrified crystal ponies flee, running in circles in panic as the ground shakes beneath their hooves and kicks up debris
>citizens cower in fear, huddled in sub-basements; the elderly and the sick left where they fall
>tattered shreds of pasteboard blot out the Sun, raining down into yards, silos and uncovered storage vats alike
>"Happy Hearts & Hooves to my two favourite guys! xoxoxo <3 Cadance"
>>26457197
>There are certain things in life that are good
>Serving as a pillow for a drunken Princess is certainly one of them
>It had happened late last night, on your way home
>You had stumbled across an inebriated Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>At the time, she was engaging in the ancient Crystal Empire art of 'Banter' with her subjects
>But in reality, it was more like she was insulting their mothers around a mouthful of slurry
>So, being the kind soul that you are, you carried her back to your home
>And now...
>A quiet groan signals to you that Cadence is waking up
>You clear your throat and adopt your best smile
"Hey there, Party Princess."
>"I wish I was the Princess of Parties."
>The bleary eyed alicorn glances over at you
>"She doesn't get hangovers. Who are you and where I am?"
"Who I am is of no importance."
>Smooth
"And neither is this place."
>Cadence glances around and raises an eyebrow
>"Yeah, I can kind of see that; it's a sty in here."
>Ouch
>Dusting off that blow to your pride, you force a smile
"Well, in any case you were in quite the state last night, so I brought you here to sleep it off."
>"Thanks, I guess."
>Cadence glances around again
>"I should probably get back to my husband."
"Woah, hold on a minute. You can't just go out there like that, what will ponies think?"
>The Princess gives you a confused smile
>"What do you mean? I'm a Princess, it doesn't really matter what ponies think, right?"
>You shake your head and reach over to the other end of the table
"You're still suffering from the effects of alcohol. Thankfully, I have a solution right here."
>Sliding a bowl in front of her, you watch in unrestrained delight as Cadence's expression darkens
"Eat all these eggs and you'll feel better."
>The bowl of white shells glisten in the dim light from overhead
>After a moment of staring, Cadence shakes her head
>"No way, not happening. That's so gross."
"It's not gross! Eggs are healthy!"
>>26459050
>"Look you putz, just give me a bit of the hair of the dog, and I'll be fine!"
"Sorry Princess, but this is a straightedge house."
>"Straight what? Are you threatening me?"
"What? No, it just means I don't keep any alcohol in the house. Ever."
>Cadence's jaw drops
>"What... why? Why would you do that to yourself?"
"Well, it begins with tox-"
>"No, you know what? I don't care. I'm a Princess and I'm going to do what I please."
"See, this is why people shouldn't get drunk: they're very cranky when they're hungover."
>"I AM NOT CRANKY!"
>Sighing, you reach down and pick up an egg, holding it out to her
"Listen, you're being a right cunt. Eat something, you'll feel better."
>Cadence glares at the soft-boiled egg and then sneers up at you
>"Fine. One egg."
"That's fine."
>The hell it is; this bitch is going to eat all the eggs!
>Hesitantly, Cadence leans forward and takes a bite
>Oh yeah, that's the stuff
>Do it
>Dig into that yolky goodness
>You dirty, filthy mare
>God if she wasn't glaring at you right now you would try to sneak a spank session and-
>"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Wh-?"
>"Getting off on watching somepony eat eggs? Disgusting!"
>Oh
>That, uh
>That was all out loud
>Shit
>You open your mouth to try and cover your ass, but end up with a bowl full of egg all over your face
>You can hear Cadence storm off, her hooves clopping even as the door slams behind her
>Sighing, you pull the bowl away and place it back on the table
>Egg decorates much of your face and upper body
"What a waste. Well, better use what I can."
>Sliding your hand down your pants, you close your eyes and begin to wank
>To the thought of the Princess reluctantly choking on that egg, of course
>Today was a pretty bizarre day, to be honest.
>tfw no hot lipstick kissies from Candy-ass
JUST
Alive again.
>>26459184
These pictures almost perfectly thread the gap between cringe and boner. I'm never quite sure if I like them.
>>26461152
The rat faced OC doesn't help.
>>26456722
Can't dance is a shit.
Love doesn't exist, we just manipulate each other and hope the other never finds out we did.
>>26461238
Looks like someone didn't get any afftection or peetzer.
>>26461660
>Implying
My parents loved me.
They still do.
I can get peetzer whenever I want, I am not a jobless faggot.
Love is still a delusion.
After she's had her foal, Cadence will be Hottest MILF in Equestria
Are there any greens or fanfics about Cadence hooking anon up with someone else or even hooking up with him herself because of "oh no anon is all alone on hearts and hooves day we have to do something" trope?
>>26461774
None that I know of...
http://pastebin.com/u/cadanceisbestpony
Flutterpriest made this in the last /love/ thread
man, i just think Cadance and her husband would be good friends to know
>>26462016
Yeah they seem like good people if they were a neighbor or something
bump
Cadence is best pretty pink pony princess.
Her mane looks like an ice cream.
Its nice.
We need more green for the pink horse princess
>>26464668
What do you think I'm working on?
>>26462042
>You will never wake up to the sound of bed squeaks and loud moans from Candy-ass and her husband next door.
>Breakfast had been served at the Crystal Castle, and you, Cadance, and Shining Armor ate in silence.
>The pregnant, pink princess had extra food, as she was eating for two, after all.
>Today was Hearts and Hooves Day, and Cadance being the princess of love, you wondered what that meant for her.
>Was she the Cupid of this world?
>Did she hold a special event at the castle?
>Maybe she even had Shining Armor in on it.
>Well, she was right there.
"So Cadance."
>She looks up at you, still chewing her food.
"You're the princess of love, today is Hearts and Hooves Day..."
>Your hand is slightly raised, palm out, as if indicating that you're expecting her to answer.
>She just continues to stare at you.
>She did this more often as a way of being bitchy for no reason.
>Damned pregnancy hormones.
"Look, do you do anything special for the holiday since you're the princess of love?"
>"Not really. Shiny and I go out on a date, but that's usually it."
>"Speaking of, where do you want to go tonight, honey?"
>Cadance scowled in thought, her mouth somehow managing to keep her expression as she chewed.
>You decided to drop out of the conversation there.
>How boring that the princess of love herself did nothing for Hearts and Hooves.
>>26462042
>>26465740
You know what, I was having trouble with the story above, but I kind of like the idea of being neighbors with Shining and Cadance. Consider the thing I just wrote a one-shot. I'll see if I can whip up something a little longer based on this.
Actually kind of having trouble writing this green out. I keep hitting snags.
>>26461774
I'd love to do something like this, but my green sucks and I can't think of any way it won't end in clop.
>>26460240
I was really hoping for a Nigel Thornberry edit. I really was.
>>26462042
>You are Anonymous, and you are one of the luckiest sons of bitches in Equestria.
>Somehow, someway, you were able to find a way to stay in the Crystal Castle in the Crystal Empire.
>As long as you needed, too.
>After the train ride to the Empire, you were escorted to the castle by guards, which really made you feel like royalty.
>After exploring the town, you finally made it to the castle entrance, the guards stood at your sides, waiting for something.
>While the city itself was full of sounds, sights, and smells, the castle had a more silent, regal air to it, the lack of noise making you slightly anxious.
>About a minute passed without anything happening, causing you to clear your throat.
"So uh, what're we waiting for?" you asked a guard.
>The shiny guard only pointed at the door with his spear, keeping his stoic expression plastered on his face.
>How informative.
>With more waiting came more anxiety, and you swear you were starting to swe-
>The entrance swung open to reveal a pink alicorn and a white unicorn.
>"Hello!~" greeted the alicorn, obviously Cadance. "Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Anonymous!"
>Oh, they already knew your name. That makes introductions easier.
"Cadance and Shining Armor, I presume."
>"So you're more familiar with Equestria than I thought you'd be," commented Shining Armor.
>Cadance giggles. "Guess that means we can get straight to the point. We'll show you around before taking you to your room."
>The two royal horses go back inside the castle, the guards and you following them.
>The tour isn't too long, as they show you rooms you're most likely to use such as the lounge, dining room, and several bathrooms.
>As much as you wanted to see more royal things in the castle, the couple repeatedly told you that those were off limits.
>Fine, you were here to live, not rule.
>The guards having left you long ago, there was only one thing left to do on this tour.
>Shining and Cadance stopped at a door to your left.
>>26468115
>"Hope you liked the tour, Anonymous, because this is our last stop!"
>Cadance opened the door, revealing a neatly maintained crystal bedroom.
>The three of you walked in, the two ponies watching as you checked things out.
>Clean bed, empty closet, dresser, and even a mirror on top of it.
>Cozy as fuck.
"So this is the room I'm staying in?"
>Shining Armor nodded. "Like it?"
"Sure do. I just find it funny you're giving me this to stay in for no reason."
>Cadance tapped her hoof on her chin. "You know, I actually forgot why we decided to let you stay here, now that you mention it..."
>An awkward silence loomed as Cadance kept herself in thought, Shining lifting an eyebrow at her.
>She waved her hoof.
>"Probably isn't important now. We've already gotten this far."
>Now that was an attitude you could appreciate.
>"Anyways, just to let you know, Anonymous, you'll be sleeping next to our room. If you need us, we're right next door."
>You chuckled.
"Kind of like next door neighbors, huh?"
>Shining smiled at your comment. "Heh, I guess you could say that, sure."
>Worked well enough for you.
>As night fell on the Crystal Empire, you headed to your bedroom to turn in.
>Your first night in your new, cozy, crystal room was sure to be a good one.
>Getting inside, you slipped into your sleepwear and wasted no time getting under the covers.
>The velvety sheets and silk covers were enough to put you to sleep almost instantly.
>"Ah~ Shining!~ Just a little deeper!~"
>"Like this?~"
>A scream of pleasure rang out from the room next to you, causing your eyes to shoot open.
>Was that for real, or was that a dream?
>You pinch yourself lightly, checking to see if this wasn't some lucid dream you were having.
>The small feeling of pressure and pain on your arm confirmed that you were wide awake.
>From the sounds coming from the room and the identity of those in it, it wasn't hard to figure out what woke you up.
>>26468124
>"How have you kept this hidden for so long, Shiny?~"
>"I-I wish I had an answer!"
>Sexy, Shining.
>Cadance moaned, obviously indifferent to Shining's retarded answer.
>The quick, constant creaking of the bed in their room told you how fast Shining was going.
>Honestly, listening to it made you a little hard.
>Maybe you could rub one out to it.
Fucking Hell, I can't keep going. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with this story. If I can get a clear direction, I might see about continuing this tomorrow, but it's not likely.
>>26468135
Good so far mate.
>>26456822
Anyone got the original image? For feels purposes
Wheres the green?
>>26456722
O thank god I've been waiting for weeks
Morning bump
>>26468135
Well obviously anon makes a habit of listening and jerking it to their sex, then gets found out but they aren't mad and ask him to join. Hardly original, but always fun.then shining dies and anon has tons of sympathy sex with cadance
>>26470330
...well that went dark pretty fast. What the hell, anon.
>>26469477
>>26468135
turns out after your fap session is over your mission in equestria is to reform The queen of bug ponies herself , you faping to there sex is all apart of the plan, the princesses as a whole know not to waste resources when ever they present themselves you will rise the ranks from a harmless anomaly in the eyes of the pony version of SCP foundation to an Euclid class council member and be a team member of the reform cohort that equestrian empire maintains ohh so expensively so much so that the leader of the cohort shining armor is willing to have his privacy invaded so that the mission at hand will be completed with an utmost fanatical zeal the face of the organization has never seen before, but then again theres always more than one reason to reform an enemy princess in the equestrian empire
>>26471972
That entire post is nonsensical and rambling.
>>26472001
its a base for someone else to write over
