>"Anon, you lost your virginity to *TWILIGHT*?! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!! That pony wouldn't know how to handle a cock even if she spent a month reading the Ponysutra first. Why don't we slip into the bedroom and I'll show you what a real mare can do?"
I make it a point not to have sex with anyone who hasn't washed their cunt in several years. So, I'm going to have to pass.
>>26447568
>"That's protective crust Anon, everypony has it."
>>26447556
>Losing your virginity to Twily
>Alicorn
>Massaging her wings while nibbling at her horn
Living the dream
Sheesh, you could have just posted, "Hey writefags, get in here! RD porn, plox..."
>>26447556
you're as dry as granny smith dashie, i'd rather not have friction burns on my dick
Hey writefags, get in here! RD porn, plox...
>>26447556
>having sex with RD
>>26447556
Because I'm not a slut, maybe?
>>26447556
>prepares to fulfill /MLP/'s destiny
>>26447556
DASH IS REALLY IN CHARACTER
BRAVO OP
Your prompt deserve ten thousands sages
>>26447556
>Dash is the equivalent of a guy who talks a big game but is really a one pump chump
>"I'm going to do so much sex to your dick, Anon, you better be able to keep up."
>put it in
>"I'M CUMMING!"
>>26447692
Now that would be a fun read.
>>26447692
>I'm going to do so much sex to your dick
Is that a threat?
>>26447692
>I'm going to do so much sex to your dick
>>26447556
sure. who's that mare, you're talking about?
We both gave our virginities to one another.
It was a beautiful moment and we will love each other all the more for it...
I'm kidding bitch, nothing happened, I only have like two more years until I gain my wizard powers, I'm not going to fuck that up for anything. When I get them you will be the first to be bathed in holy hellfire.
>>26447692
> "Ah don't want to stick my nose where it don't belong, but Ah hear Rainbow went off half-cocked again. That girl needs to learn how to handle a stallion, you gotta be patient, an' attetentive...Anon, Ah want to make it up to you, on her behalf."
>>26448504
>AiE
>Anon is close to wizardry. princesses feel his hidden power that's close to be unleashed
>they're afraid of it
>they order every creature in equestria to fuck Anon before it's too late
>Anon runs wild all around equestria, trying to protect his virginity from everyone who wants to fuck him
>>26447556
says the lesbian
>>26448577
Daily reminder that your powers awakens in 33,not in 30.
>>26448582i always wanted to fuck a lesbian and enjoy her completely uninterested reaction
>>26448576
> "Oh my, you are looking quite ragged, Anon, no offense. I hope you don't base your opinion of mares on the actions of those two ruffians. I assure you, most mares are very gentle in these matters. Why don't you rest on my divan, and we'll see if I can't make you forget all about those two."
>>26448577
Fund it.
>>26448623
I don't really understand how that would occur. Yeah, she might not be attracted to men, but it would still be an object stimulating her genital region. I mean, lesbians still use dildos.
>>26448612
>not 34 like logic suggests
>>26448623
>uninterested
Would you be calm about the fact that some gay is buttfucking you?
>>26447652
>he doesn't want to cum inside rainbow dash
>>26448648
i know, i know
just her unhappiness/disgust from participating in all this but still that "just let's get over it"
>>26448654
i wouldn't be totally against it if that's what you mean
>>26448577
I'm sure I've read something like this before, but I just dont know where.
>>26448634
> "Oh hi there Anon, I wasn't following you at all. Well, maybe just a teensy tiny bit, but that's because I have a question. Or a request. You don't have to answer at all, if you don't want to... "
> "It's just, I don't feel comfortable with stallions, so I don't have a lot of experience with...ponies. If it's not too much trouble, you could you show me what the others did with you? O-or we could do things you want to do..."
>>26448684
Thats rape nigger
>>26448684
I bet that you are black.
>>26447556
I doubt Rainbow Dash has even seen a penis.
>>26448722
no if she's willingly doing it because reasons
>>26448733
nope. it's just another weird fetish on my list
>>26448704
> "Hey there, Nonny! Watcha been doing'? "
> "Really? I can help too! We can have a real fun party in my patootie!"
> "A bath? Oh, I like it! I don't think I've had a party like that in a bath, but it sounds so fun!"
> "Of course I understand what you're saying, you're a bicycle, and it's my turn!"
> "You say the funniest things, anon. Come on, let's get that bath for you!"
>>26447676
>Without hesitation Anon put his dick inside of Rainbow Dash
>He cums instantly
That's how Anon Came Inside Rainbow Dash
>>26448704
>rape
>>26447692
>I'm going to do so much sex to your dick
My sides
>>26448826
oy! don't just wander around, we need your green
>>26448576
>>26448634
>>26448704
>>26448811
Yes.
>>26448612
>tfw 32 this year
H-heres to hopin for those powers, guys!
>>26448811
> "Oh, welcome back Anon, how was your day?"
> "Oh, those girls. As it happens, I've been reading some books Princess Celestia lent me, and I have some more things I want to try out. Maybe after you recover a big, you can show me what you have learned as well. You know, she said I don't have to do it anymore, but once we're done, I'd like to write a friendship report together, for old times' sake."
>>26448850
I'm not a green machine anon, I have to go out sometimes
>>26448897
*recover a bit
>>26448897
> Months later
> "Congratulations, Anonymous, we're very proud of you and Twilight. We have always enjoyed your little relationship reports the two of you write, and we hope for many to come. I don't know if Twilight talked to you about this, but there is a certain tradition that has fallen into disuse. We wouldn't act on it, but you know how Twlight is about rules. Ah, we seem to be holding up the line, we'll get out of the way then. See you tonight."
>>26447556
>>26448576
>>26448634
>>26448704
>>26448811
>>26448897
Oh lord, they're taking turns now...
Bunp
>>26447556
>>26447692
>>26448576
>>26448634
>>26448704
>>26448811
>>26448897About 11 months later Anon became the father of six beautiful satyrs.
>>26447556
Proceed... on your way to oblivion.
After the sex with Rainbow Dash- Don't leave me.
As you command Anon
>>26447556
Well I can see what an ALICORN can do
>>26448623
>Rainbow is legit a lesbian, no boys allowed
>she's still damn good at the art of cocks
I want it
>>26447556
Listen here, RD.
Twilight and I have a good thing going on for ourselves and I don't want to fuck it up with your mediocre horse vajayjay.
So why don't you make like a banana and fuck off?
>>26450241
Oh look, it's a gif for ants.
>>26450632
bully
>>26450095
This nigger gets it
>>26448684
I like this. Putting up with sex instead of enjoying it is my fetish.
>>26452186
I can't even begin to describe how beta that is
>>26452249
Still better than your cuck fetish Anon.
>>26452280
You've got me there.
>>26452321
you're not me
>>26452350
You've got me there.
>>26448391
I'm camping this
>>26449109
>>26448897
>>26448811
>>26448704
>>26448634
>>26448576
>>26447692
>All ponies have the sexual stamina of 1 second
>Anon, desperately needing to get that cummage, goes on a quest around the world to find someone that can last as long as him
FUND IT
>>26452411
And he has to settle for Winona because she's the only one.
inb4 every background pony gets a turn as well...
>>26452718
>not including the post where it says she has a stamina of a second
Shit tier cap.
>>26447556
Where is this "real mare"?
Is she hot?
>>26447599
i gagged
>>26447599
This made me hungry
>>26448577
>>26447556
I'm loyal to my Twily. I'm no slut.
>>26454131
Wraith is so damn cool
>>26450095
>satyrs
>not Nuckelavees
>>26454351
>I'm no slut.
>>26454411
I am not a whore.
>>26454418
>I am not a whore.
>>26454434
Most Mares I meet are quite savage, always trying to grab up on my package. They say I look yummy, and they want a taste, but I am a human, not a sandwich.
>>26454442
>all this slut excuses
"I mean,look at yourself,you're wearing something,you're practically asking for it."
>>26454474
I wear it for myself, not for you.
>>26447682
>tfw OP does a prompt with a character in character and not being a slutty whore...OH...WAIT.
>>26452411
One-Pump Man?
>>26447556
*lesbian sex with fem anon commences*
