>"Your cock feel comfortable in that little cage of yours, Anon? It was custom-made to not fit you. Don't like it? Too bad. Because it's never coming off. I can't have you corrupting the sexual purity of my subjects, after all."
>>26441393
Then how are you going to reproduce, faggot?
>>26441410
Ponies are grown in vats.
>>26441393
>>26441452
Who made the original vats then?
>>26441463
They appeared from an explosion of nothing, just like you think the universe did.
>>26441393
>>26441393
Then I'll fuck you with the cage then.
>>26441471
>matter coming from nothing
Just like how Santa Claus won the 2016 election?
>>26441530
I don't believe the universe exploded from nothing. Atheists do.
>>26441393
http://youtu.be/g2yvS5VmphI
>>26441543
>atheists believe in science
>science has proven that matter cannot be created or destroyed
>>26441393
Please. That's just your way of proclaiming ownership of my cock.
>>26441587
Not to mention that not a single transitional fossil or benevolent mutation has been discovered. Watch Kent Hovind's seminars on YouTube for more information.
>>26441593
It's meant to be permanent chastity.
>>26441543
>>26441587
>>26441602
Hoh boy, here comes the weekly "religion shitstorm in a sex thread" thread.
>>26441749
Budump
>>26441393
>The moment when I realize I'm really, actually, seriously going to have to murder Sunbutt with my caged phallus.
>>26441393
>what you tell her
"You made it to small and it broke."
>reality
"You made it too big and it fell off"
>and now back to our regularly scheduled rape
>>26441393
You can cage my dick but you can't cage my mind's dick
>>26441393
>implying
bitch are you kidding me. are really so deluded to thinking that none of your subjects are rutting like animals after dark? If you want proof I'd recommend asking Luma for a report on nighttime activities, but she's probably too busy masturbating to everyone's kinky sex dreams to bother lifting the blinds off your face
>>26441749
You mind sharing the popcorn?
>>26442832
>asking luma
Wrong princess
>>26441393
Jokes on you, chastity femdom is my fetish.
>>26441393
For the millionth time: I am FEMALE.
I don't have a cock, and all you've managed to cage is part of my mons pubis.
>>26444444
>>26443005
There are no girls on the internet, let alone on /mlp/
>Be anon
>sun horse just caged your junk and that's no good.
>a smirk draws across your face
"Well suncunt you forgot about one little thing."
>Celestia cocks a brow.
>"Oh? ..and what pray-tell, would that be?"
>You raise your hands into the air and breathe deeply.
>a silence fills the room
>the ground starts to shake
>Celestia steps back fearing what could possibly happen next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk
>The cock cage could not withstand your furious force of an forced erection
>You stare Celestia dead in the eyes.
"Somethin' is gettin' this dick."
>You inch closer with your mammoth cock sliding across the palace floor like a squeegee.
"I like them piss flaps" you say as you glare at Celestia's lucious booty.
>"G-guards!"
"They gettin' this dick too."
>Her jaw drops
>You then proceed to rape the entirety of cancerlot.
The end.
>>26441393
source
>>26444643
The power of the D is unmatched
>>26441393
>Celestia teases you incessantly during the day
>Luna teases you endlessly in your sleep
>There's no release
>>26444643
>I Have the Poweeer!
That fuckin killed me.
>>26442800
>pic
That anime is fucking based
>>26441393
Cage? Oh, you mean that thing I picked the lock on an hour ago. See, I have fingers. That fact in and of itself puts me in a position to make a few demands.
>You dart around Celestia, latching onto her tail.
>Instantly, you pull her in toward you, grabbing a handful of rump your other hand and causing her to moan with the repressed sexual desire that aches in her and all her subjects.
Now, you see...normally I'd be more than willing to help you with that little ache of yours, but I think I'd like to keep you for myself. I'll try a few of your subjects, on for size, of course, but you should definitely be kept as my personal toy.
>>26441393
>Cage will never leave my dick.
"So I guess I should kill it, huh?"
>Your cage turns back slowly, developing a head as it gives you a familiar face.
"HOLY FUCK!" You shout as you punch it.
>youdon'tsay.jpg now iwishididn'tsay.gif.
"Oh, please, your Highness. I can't take it much longer! Please let me out! I'll do an-ah. I'll do anyth-ah! Ow! OWOWOW! Banana! Banana! Something's caught!"
>>26445179
>picked the lock
>implying it's not a magical lock keyed to Celestia's magic only
>>26446042
Why would she? She doesn't see anything special about him except a dick, at least until now. And then again, common headcanon is that Anon is immune to magic. He could pick whatever lock he wanted. Also, I want more of that story.
shiggy diggy
>>26441393
>Muh fetish
"Then I'll use my tongue on every mare and stallion in your kingdom"
>>26444643
10/10 absolute gold m8
>>26441452
Like warhammers Lizardmen?Nice
>>26445128
>anime
>based
>>26446042
>implying anons human fingers dont nullify magic cause magic seems to hate humans for some reason
Yeah nah thats kinda stupid
>>26447327
>cause magic seems to hate humans for some reason
Bitch,u serious
>>26447364
Well if you could introduce me to an actual magic user I'd be thrilled to meet him
bamp
>>26447395
It was Merling on that picture.
>>26441602
>>26444643
>>You inch closer with your mammoth cock sliding across the palace floor like a squeegee.
thanks for annihilating my sides
>>26441463
obviously an intelligent life form. did you really miss how ponies are 100% their ecosystems life support? they basically run a planet that doesn't work anymore.
>>26447066
>>halal
>>implying negative things about the quote
you're a retard aren't you?
bump for Anon's uncontainable cock
>>26448856
>implied theistic post
>muh fedora maymay
>projection.jpg
>>26445066
GREEN
