>"Anon, what are you doing with my b..."
>"Did you..."
>"Did you just..."
>"...rub my b-belly?"
>"How could you!!"
>"My PRECIOUS virginity...."
>"Now I'm no longer pure.."
"Shut up and take my boop, slut!"
>boop
>Rarity
>Pure
top kek mate.
>>26424579
>"I....I have been...soiled...!"
>>26424589
Go ahead, call the guards!THEY CAN'T UNBOOP YOU
>>26424563
>belly rubbing=sex
>>26424585
>Rarity
>not pure
What are boops and why is a belly so fascinating?
>>26424599
Nuns believed their ear holes were how you committed intercourse.
Many places believe that unclothed feet allowed for intercourse with a glance.
>>26424608
Huh
Well at least I learned something today.
>>26424614
Human sexuality leaves one wondering why the "more refined" cultures became more freaky and terrifying in regards to sex, over the others that would just go, fuck the vaginas. Fuck them long and hard like a proud man!
Except for Rome, who also had, fuck the boy's asshole! Fuck it long hard and with no love, he is beneath you!
Yeah, the basis of Grecoroman sex was quite a bit of rampant sodomy.
Did you also know that the Victorians ceased the excavations of pompeii when they started finding all the homosexual pairings?
The city was actually the seedy crime ridden prostitute town, where you got your thrill from sex and the threat of a dark alley mugging.
It offended the moralities that the great place they emulated, liked its buggery. Didn't occur to them that its time to change the moralities.
Lewd thread?
>Ponies view bellyrubs like sex.
We like Roger Rabbit now?
>>26424637
J-Jesus crist anon
>>26424608
>ear holes
Citation fucking needed.
>>26424668
MODS!
>>26424671
Forty Keks
>>26424686
Demonology was always weird shit, but that still doesn't prove it.
>>26424758
So rainbow is a slut?
>>26424686
I'm not the only one who noticed the face coming out the ass of the demon on the right, am I?
>>26424712
What will?
>>26424838
>Implying
>>26424768
Was there ever any doubt?
>>26424768
Why are you asking that?It's a fact.
And now... without the gloves.
>>26424934
Holy shit! What the fuck are you thinking?
>>26424850
An actual text-based source would be a good start. Preferably something describing nuns' view of regular human reproduction with more credibility than a tumblr gender studies blog.
>"Now I need to go with Celestia for the purification ritual"
>"I hope you are satisfied"
"Are you?"
>*Deep blushing*
What if pony has a big belly?
>>26425228
It means she has received a lot of belly rubsl-lewd
>>26425228
>belly-rubs-rape
>>26425043
It's a historical rumor.Like celts burning down Wicker man.Or Egyptians being first to discover America.
>>26424850
>That demon has a bearded face on its ass
Well, that is certainly something
Since you aren't a virging any more... It'ts time for the hardcore stuff!
Where's yourbrush?
>>26425489
>>26425635
Alas, poor Rarity. That's her fate, now: getting brushed every night by a different anon...
>>26425653
Some evenwashit before theybrushit.
>>26425653
Gren plox
>>26425673
>"N-no! I'm not a floozy!"
>>26425696
>Mme Bovararity
>>26425696
Lies! Yo even seem to enjoy all this cuddling out of marriage! Without protection even!
Admit it, Rarity! You're a cuddleslut!
>>26425777
Check'd
>>26425777
>>26425788
>After years of petting and brushing, Rarity decides it's time to end this thing
>So one night, after getting viciously brushed by anon, she wakes up
>In the dark and silence of the night, with dead eyes and a sad smile she moves towards her boudoir
>Then gets a very sharp file for nails
>A tear forms in her eyes
>The next morning, anon awakes, feeling weird, as if something is missing
>And then he realizes
>A terrible scream resounds in Carousel Boutique
>While asleep, Rarity gave him a MANICURE
>And painted the nails red
>Anon finds her, lying on the couch as if she was asleep, smiling
>On her mouth, small white stains
>And beside the couch an empty lemon icecream bowl
>Alas, poor Rarity
>Weep for her tragic fate.
>WEEP!!!
>>26425432
So a total fabrication. Got it, thanks.
![[sad horse noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DhXCVZC.jpg "[sad horse noises].jpg")
>>26425848
>>26425848
>Indigestion by icecream
W-why does it always have to end like that
>"He brushed my mane... I told him that I didn't want to get brushed but he insisted and said that it was his pleasure..."
>"And like always I was unable to prevent it... To stop him..."
>"That brutish monster even rubbed my hooves and groomed my coat..."
>"Why... What did I do to deserve all this?"
>"Celestia help me... Please..."
>>26424563
>"Rape! RAAAAPE! He's raping me!"
>You retract your hand, and look around frantically.
"N-no! I'm not--"
>Rarity screams at the top of her lungs, tears streaming down her face.
>"He raped me! SOMEPONY HEEEELP!"
"Rarity please! Calm down! I wasn't trying to rape you! I was just rubbing your belly!"
>You touch her back, only to get it slapped away.
>"Don't touch me you dirty molester!"
>Ponies begin to gather around the spectacle whispering to one another.
"No! It's not like that I was just trying to be nice!"
>"BY UNPROTECTED BELLY RUBBING WITHOUT CONSENT, YOU BRUTE?!"
>The crowd gasps.
>"Unprotected Belly rape?! In Ponyville?!"
>"I always knew he was a creep..."
>"THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"
>You begin to panic, as the crowd gets bigger and bigger in your perspective.
>Rarity begins sobbing on the ground curled up in the fetal position.
>"Wh-what if I get pregnant..? I'm too young for a foal!"
>>26426107
in magical horse land this is how foal is formed, how mare get pregnant.
>>26426107
Kek
>>26424634
It's in the death pahse of a civilization.
No, seriously. At the end of an empire sexual immorality becomes rampant, money replaces glory and people can't remember their own culture.
>>26425432
Do the people who believe in these rumours, believe in Shub-Niggurath being anything but an invention of Lovecraft, too?
>>26425432
>not getting demonology is a metaphor
>>26424838
"Every day, I have to put up with this shit."
>>26424660
pattycake! pattycake! pattycake!
>>26427713
Underrated post.
>>26425848
>small white stains.
I'm choosing to believe Rarity did bad things while Anon slept.
>>26428138
She ate ice cream
>>26424563
>belly rubs are next to competly unknown to ponies
>they may result in sensory epiphany
>hands are more than able of causing sensory overloads
>Anon's hands will give the pony of his choice consciousness-shattering orgasms
>>26425981
>She slowly begins to enjoy and accept it.
>Ten times.
>He rubbed her ten times before she finally gave up, accepted the rubs.
>Soon, she began to look forward to the feeling of his hands upon her coat, running up and downnfor hours on end.
>She had hated it at first, but soon realized that since it was just one man rubbing her belly, and not any number if unknown men, she wasn't some sort of slut for enjoying it.
>And it was the man who took her virginity too, so it is not that hard to believe she would enjoy repeated encounters!
>She tood these lies to herself, not wanting to admit she was acuddle slut.
>>26424563
Aw sorry, you were going to sell it right?
>>26427591
Kinda,65% desu.
>>26427642
>everything in methology is a mehaphor
"Witchhammer","Compendium rarissimum totius Artis Magicae sistematisatae per celeberrimos Artis hujus Magistros. Anno 1057. Noli me tangere"
>>26431562
*
>everything in mythology is a metaphor
Also it's really hipsterish ,anon
>>26425160
Nigga dats cute
>>26425432
Niggurath sounds like a prefect name for my new death metal band.
>>26424634
>The city was actually the seedy crime ridden prostitute town, where you got your thrill from sex and the threat of a dark alley mugging
Pompeii was the Detroit of the Age of Myth?
>>26428138
>I'm choosing to believe Rarity did bad things while Anon slept.
Terrible, terrible things:she ate an entire lemon icecream bowl
>>26432669
That's why anon rubbed her belly, she was having stomachaches
>>26432916
No anon, the extreme gesture came AFTER the bellyrubs.
There's a limit to what a mare can take without flinching, and Rarity had enough. At least she fell asleep happy, knowing that there are no forced bellyrubs inindgestion
>>26427291
Pretty much what happened in haity a few years aho, isn't it?
>>26433010
"Haiti" or "Hayti"
>>26430318More?
>>26425848
> empty lemon ice cream bowl
Muh God!
That was my ice cream bowl. I saved it, I was eating from it!
That MONSTER.
She share raped me!
I've been raped! Nooooooo!
Now I can't share my food with anyone else! I'm ruined ruined!
>>26434207
>That was my ice cream bowl
>in Carousel Boutique's fridge
>>26434226
>Carousel Boutique's
I rent space in her guest room. Look man, times are hard, and it was cheap.
>>26435395
That's still her fridge.
>>26435891
But it was his ice cream bowl. Stop defending the share rapist!
>>26435983
>his bowl
I'm guessing anon came to Equestria in the midst of eating some spagoots with his dick out and only the clothes on his back?
Is this the face of a mare begging for violation?
>>26436019
He could have bought the bowl after coming to Equestria.
>>26424686
>>26424850
i know you think these are pieces of evidence that support your idea of ancient societal rumors, and they are, but the original "citation" was for nuns and ear holes specifically.
ear holes
>>26436026
Of course she is.
Just look at her, she's already halfway towards going belly-up.
If that's considered sex, then what would scritching just above the dock of the tail be considered?
>>26438354
Definitely a cuddleslut
>>26424563
more
>>26440245
"Easy rares, it was just a friendly gesture."
>"Don't you understand?"
>"The high society..."
>"Manehattan..."
>"My future..."
>"Of all the things that could happen this is..."
>"THE"
>"WORST"
>"POSSIBLE"
>"THING!"
>*cries*
>>26440393
You can't even rub her back in sympathy because that's just doing it from behind.
>>26440552
>Trying to console her by patting her in the back
>"Didn't you have enough? You insatiable monster?"
>"What are you going to do me now? Maybemassage my hoovesorscratch my flank?
"That sounds nice..."
>*faints*
>>26440595
She comes too only to find herself in Anon's lap with him stroking her mane.
>>26435891
>Defending a share rapist
It's not his fault, stop victim blaming!
Now when he finally finds someone special, it won't be his first time sharing!
He's been ruined!
>>26440867
Living together is prolonged willingness to share
>>26424563
>raspberries
>after this whole thread
>>26441334
No Anon, you don't understand...I wasn't ready yet, I wasn't ready!
>>26424686
>medievalfurries.jpeg
>>26441808
That's equestria's version of BDSM Anon
>>26424589
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
Now I'm just wondering what her reaction would be if Anon actually did something sexual to her
>>26442930
She might explode into marshmallows.
>>26442572
>Picturing Rarity wearing a full bridle set, bit in mouth, reins tied to a bedpost
>Anon's standing over her wearing nothing but assless chaps and a faux-leather codpiece
>He's holding her favorite toy: a nice stiff-bristled brush
"I'm not even going to give you a safe word this time; I know you're gonna love every second of this."
>I'm not going to tell you how many times Rarity squirted her squash soup from the sensuous brushing Anon gave her, but I can tell you her no-longer-innocent little sister stroked her mane every time she saw her older sister come from inside of the closet she was hiding in
>>26443360
oh my
Another fantastic cuddleslut
>>26444503
No, no, wait. There's a certain difference.
Rarity is a TRAGIC cuddleslut: she doesn't like it that much but can't help it.
Dash is a JUNKE cuddleslut: she loves being petted, possibly by many different anon at the same time, yet she's not too keen to admit it.
To make it short, Dash loves, no NEEDS thebrush
>>26442930
She will act like nothing happened. You see, sexual intercourse is a natural thing, but cuddles and ear scratch are just blasphemy
>>26424563
bump
>>26444503
Pony cuddles look so insanely comfortable.
>>26445412
Sadly, I don't think they would be so keen into them.
The average animal likes cuddles because they are a way to communicate. That is, it's the simplest way an animal, who can't speak our language nor understand what we're saying (besides a couple sounds and words) has to communicate the fact that we, in fact, are part of its herd, and that it expects us to think the same.
Problem with ponies lies in the fact that they are lovely, cute animals, which happens to talk and think like us. Thus, the problem: when we meet with a bunch of relatives we happen to like, do they allow us to clinge and cuddle them all the times? No, unless we're talking bout kids (for both actors).
Tl:dr, I'm afraid cuddling too much a pony would result in a logic, very normal "Anon, please, could you stop be so clingy? I'm a living being, not a toy!"
>>26445467
Im assuming they still have the animal part to themselves and therefore would like things like scratching behind the ear if you were in some sort of relationship i suppose.
>>26445412
>eyes
>>26445482
>if you were in some sort of relationship
Oh sure, if there was a relationship I'm pretty positive there would be no problems...I'm just saying I don't think anon could hug and cuddle Pinkie out of the blue, the same way he would if Pinkie was a full fledged horse.
The whole cuddles stuff it's basically the same way as cat purrs: cats don't purr because they LIKE cuddles, like for example a human moaning. Cats purr as way to communicate (to themselves and to others) the fact that they are relaxed and that they don't feel threatened in any way. Of course, if cats could talk, purrs would probably become useless...
>>26445491
Maybe those gestures like cuddling and nuzzling are different ways to flirt with a pony. IMO
>>26432485
More like the early 20th century Atlantic City of the age of myth.
>>26432485
This reminds me the Roman History class I had back when I was at the uni: turns out they discovered Altin (now a small town 60km away from the sea) was a harbour cause they have found inscripted ADS for the local brothel. And the point was that if the city had a brothel, it probably was a hub for commerce, in the area
By the way, the ad (Which was an inscription on a rock) stated the names of the two main attractions of the brothel "Sabrina Amabile" (Amabile means Lovely) and "Tullio Virile" (Virile=Manly). Basically it was like they got named "Dick Megawang" and "Sarah Deepthroat"
Needless to say we had a good chuckle at this fact.
>>26445491
I'm pretty sure Pinkie would be okay with spontaneous surprise cuddles out of fucking nowhere.
The rest of the ponies, probably not, but Pinkie would definitely be up for it.
