So I just ordered a sugar star the other day. Anyone that has one around here care to elaborate?
feels good man
>>26423551
Doesn't this same subject pop up on a weekly basis?
> Yes, feels good
> Warm it first in hot water
> Use lots of lube
That's all there is to fucking say.
Next question : Who already/is going to order bumble hooves?
>>26423551
>tfw live with parents
>tfw devout Christian parents
>tfw working while going to college
>tfw job pays just enough to get through college without loans
>tfw can't afford to move out until finished with college
>tfw if my parents ever found a sex toy they'd kick me out
>tfw it'd be worse if it was a horse vagina toy
>tfw I'd have to drop out of college to work at McDonalds to pay rent for somewhere to live
>tfw my potential of having an education and good job would be ruined
>tfw my life would be ruined
>tfw I would probably end up killing myself
>tfw switching to directv would prevent all of this
I'm still going to order one.
>>26424006
Your parents would ruin your future over a sex toy?
Wow...just....wow...
>>26424006
I think you require >pic related
>>26423551
Watch out for this.
http://i.imgur.com/J2iXD5O.jpg
It's pretty common with sugar stars.
question for anyone who has a plush with a SS insert, how do you typically keep the plush from getting covered in lube and cum as you're fucking it?
>>26424033
I wonder how many don't know what that thing actually is.
>>26424090
Do you?
>>26424128
Harness to prevent self injury during a seizure. And the site is a spoof.
>>26424188
I know that the site is a spoof, yeah
>>26424006
>tfw if my parents ever found a sex toy they'd kick me out
I hope you realize your parents are horrible
>>26424077
they've stated that they use a plastic bag
also, there is a plush cleaning guide out there, so it's not a huge deal as long as you clean it up before it dries
>>26424077
you don't just fuck her, anon
you make LOVE to her
post coital cuddles is the best
>>26423606
Just a bd rep shilling the product. Nothing to see here.
>>26423620
>Bumblehooves, the horsecock that barely looks like one
>Not Chance
Wow
>>26424605
you could say, BD bumbled on that one, didn't they?
>>26424633
CARLOS YOU LITTLE SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD
>>26424006
are you me?
>>26424028
>>26424033
>>26424285
>>26425397
>tfw the only thing I've ever felt wrapped around my dick is my own hand
Someone describe what it feels like to penetrate a replica of your waifu.
It's hard for me to imagine penetrable toys feeling that much better than my hand that it would be worth $100+. If I were going to buy something it'd be Chance.
>>26424033
>>26424605
So plenty of people have bought and talked about Chance and Bumblehooves, but I've never seen anyone bring up Tucker. What's the deal with him?
>>26426425
Chance looks more like a real horse penis, and Bumblehooves looks like how MLP porn artists draw horse penises. Makes sense those would be the more popular choices.
>>26423606
>he can't imagine pumping the plump mare pussy
>he can't smell her cinnamon mane, nor taste the same spice and sugar of her bits
>he can't envision drenching her warm buns with his creamy, creamy frosting
your pitiful
I ordered the sugerstar 4 days ago and I haven't wanked it since. I was wondering how long does it take?
>>26423606
>>26424576
You'd think they could be a little bit less obvious about it.
I especially like the "This sex toy changed my life!" shills.
>>26427386
2 weeks on average.
>>26423551
Actually, let's talk about how Sugar Star is Rebecca Sugar's pony OC instead
>>26424006
Jesus your parents sound like shit, Its just a toy.
>>26424033
>papoose
>>26428026
wait, what?
>>26428077
>"sweet" baker
>jew mane
>star in hair
>pink highlights
It's all right there
>>26427386
>>26427904
Really. I am up to almost 2 months?
>>26423551
I wrote up this little review when they released her last summer.http://pastebin.com/7S7vQKKZI'm by no means a sex toy expert but I'm pretty satisfied with her; it's a new feeling for me, and she's incredibly intense and tight. Possibly too tight, actually, as there are lots of reports of damage and tearing of the toy.
Be sure to read and reread the various instructions on how to use, clean, and care for your toys.
For TLDR: clean with soap and water before and after; sanitize/prep in hot water (brought to boil on stovetop, no need to actively boil); BE GENTLE WITH HER; use more lube than you feel is necessary; if the pussy's too tight, use it in reverse to take a break; mattress/bedframe trick or held down to a chair, box or tabletop for natural hip thrusting; use her one to three times a week; give yourself a break and stop fapping.
>>26428190
You ordered two months ago, meaning you were probably stuck in a holiday rush. They get swamped with orders on a seasonal basis. I ordered min in the first week and it took a month to ship due to the volume of orders they were receiving at the time. This goes double if you ordered a made-to-order color instead of a stock color (like I did), since they'll do their utmost best to match your requested color.
If you haven't already, create a support desk account and inquire about your order. Even if they won't have QA issues to bring up with you, it's the best way to keep an open line with them.
I have a sugar and a janine (the dragon vag)
Sugar makes me cum fast cause its tight as fuck. The dragon I can last longer cause its a little looser but the way the ridges are designed, holy fuck when I cum it's like a rocket. Feels like it's pulling me deeper into it.
>>26424006
Get a lockbox while you're at it.
It might just prolong the inevitable or it could save your dick if they don't pry that hard.
>>26428588
Yeah, I have to agree that Sugar's textures aren't all that impressive
>>26428588
>holy fuck when I cum it's like a rocket
This. Janine makes you last longer (which isn't necessarily a bad thing unless you want a quickie, in which case, why are you using a toy at all? Prep and cleanup of the toy aren't exactly the thing you want with a quickie), and I cum buckets when I'm done with her. I personally love my choice of the Janine, and she's my go-to toy when I want to use one.
I got mine yesterday and fucked it twice last night. It was the Pinkie Pie one. Sadly it was the first time I've actually been inside something because like 99.99999% of bronies and weebs, I'm a 30yo kiss less permavirgin. Felt pretty amazing and cleaned out easily.
Lube is an absolutely non negotiable requirement. You can't possibly get yourself inside without it.
>>26429267
if you want to not be a 30 yr old kissless virgin, post name/photo/address.
>>26428641
Hey that's not a bad idea actually. But if they did find a locked box, they would probably assume it was drugs or something. Maybe they would be a little less disappointed when they found out it was just a fuck hole.I can't wait until I can move the fuck out.
>>26424033
Does anybody have the version where he's replacing the crosses in the End of Evangelion?
>>26429362
You should also include a stack of old family photos for sentimentality
>>26429399
>Anon, why is there pictures of your great aunt and grandmother in there with that filthy, filthy thing?!
Yeah, that'll go over well.
>>26429436
When you sin, sin big
>>26429436
Because I like looking at gram grams sweet titties while I'm whipping the old noodle around.
>>26429399
>>26429436
>>26429453
>>26429454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFlIIvYZoY
>>26427397
At least they're objectively better than the Microsoft shills on /g/, those guys are so bad at it it's cringeworthy.
>>26429339
Great idea!!!
>>26429534
At least Microsoft has the resources to actually send someone over to suck your dick
BD just has you pretend
oh wait
>>26430392
Given the kind of people that work at Microsoft, I'd always rather have a pretend blowjob.
>>26425896
You lack imagination, friend. Just used mine for the first time this morning. I don't see myself ever using my hand again unless I'm that fucking pent up.
I'm very afraid of the deathly tear that others have reported, but I've heard there are guides on their forums on how to repair them.
What I found most impressive was how easy cleanup was. Much quicker than I'd originally thought.
>>26429339
>>26429539
Post phone area codes first. Don't be stupid
>>26429190
It's funny, at first I figured "OK, Pony for cumming in under 5 mins, dragon for longer" but the more I fuck the dragon the faster I finish and each time it feels more intense somehow.
It's like my dick craves it now.
>>26429190
Sugar Star is my first experience with a sex toy, and she has not disappointed. But it's definitely gotten me curious as to what else is out there.
I just got mine today but I missed the part about washing it first before using it in the manual. What are the chances that I just infected myself with an STD or something?
>>26431298
0. But if you get a rash its from chemicals they used to mold it and send it.
>>26431298
my Mary didn't come with a manual, must be something they started doing after I got mine over a year ago
I really need a LS plush to put it into
>>26431298
>being an idiot
You at least washed it (and yourself) afterwards, right?
>>26431306
Oh okay good. I was going to take a shower soon anyways so whatever chemicals are on my dick will get washed off soon.
>>26431335
I did wash it afterwards but I was planning to take a shower after I did my 45 min exercise routine.
>>26431349
>btw I exercise
>>26429362
I have a lockbox i keep my silver in, it also has a small hidden area that you might be able to fit a rubber tube in
>Buy $50 in physical silver from apmex
>buy a lockbox
>tell your parents youre investing for the future
>hide pony sex toy in box
>actually start investing for the future because silver is a flexible market and is really low right now
its a win win win situation
>>26431423
On the other hand, you should ask BD if silver might have unsavory reactions with the platinum-cure silicone. You don't want to end up with a blue dick.
>>26431480
Unless he is a total moron, his silver is in a container of some kind.
>>26431349
>letting unknown chemicals sit on your dick for any amount of time
Go to bed tinker.
>>26431491
>>26431480
silver usually comes in a sealed thick plastic case, might even be vinyl
silver rounds usually come in hard plastic
>>26423551
What color you get?
Just got mine today. It was another guy's flop (it had a single black speck in it) that was already made so it shipped out right away. Since it was white I put on some dubstep and and imagined I was fucking my favorite sexfriend, Vinyl Scratch to the beat. Tomorrow my purple-colored one will come in (this one I actually ordered made from scratch several weeks ago) and I'll use it while imagining I'm giving my waifu, Twilight Sparkle the dicking of a lifetime.
>>26431917
I hope youre treating her to some cunnilingus before the main event like a proper husbando.
>>26431917
fuck the book horse while eating out the pretty pony
>>26431917
Gee, anon. How'd your mom let you have two horse pussies?
Great taste in small horses, tho. And I agree with >>26431938. You've got options now that you have two...
>>26431917
how close is the color?
pics?
I get a hard on while cleaning my Mary
sticking my fingers in there and wriggling them around while being all soapy
the squelching sounds make it hard to resist banging it again
does this happen to anyone else?
>>26432084
Kind of with Sugar Star but she wears me out so hard in the first go already
>>26432084
All the time. I start feeling the clit and before I know it I'm fucking it again. Cumming a second time so close to the first is weird but really amazing.
>>26432065
Pretty damn close if you ask me.
>>26424028
Mine would, but for now I'm in a dorm and I'm waiting for the sugar star I ordered 3 weeks ago. I'll have to buy a safe out something for when I return.
>>26432116
On second thought, safes can be a little conspicuous. Maybe a locked briefcase. Those always contain boring stuff, no one'll look there.
>>26432207
Put it in a well lit plastic case
>>26423551
lube the shit out of your penis and drown that thing in lube because it's tight and snug to an uncomfortable degree.
use the heavy lube from BD or else you're gonna have a bad time.
>>26432235
I have an OK time with astroglide though it does dry out a bit faster than BD lube
>>26432235
for you
>>26432235
Quit shilling BD lube.
Most lubes work fine. I used KY Warming with mine and its a little more abrasive so you feel the ridges better.
I figured out that LEDs actually penetrate the silicone material quite well, so I lined up a couple flashlights to try and take pictures of my "Trixie's" insides. Unused, of course. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get pictures from the front end due to the tight pinch of her labia fucking with my dinky camera's focus. I can get much more clarity from the back end, where you can see a nice big bump towards the front that's meant to hit your frenulum when you rut her clit-side up.http://imgur.com/a/5vpfg
I have a higher quality camera that I'll try now, but I'm not a skilled photographer so bear with me.
>>26432312
>http://imgur.com/a/5vpfg
that's pretty spooky looking anon
>>26432404
Yeah, it's the kind of effect you get from a jack-o-lantern. I also tried just shining a light in from either end but doing that and holding the camera in place was a bit of a stretch.
Anyways, I give up on this for now. I need a REAL camera that lets you set the focus manually.
>>26432453
I have a real camera buy me a sugar star and i'll do it for you
>>26432598
Why don't yougo fuck yourself :^)
>>26432612
As you can tell by my request, i can not.
>>26424046
Is it possible to fix this?
>>26433452
Yes but I can't remember how
>>26433495
t-thanks.
>>26433498
Seriously, do a search on the BD forums, everything is there.
>>26424046
How long did it take for your $130 toy to rip?
>>26424046
what's your girth?
>>26424046
that's the main reason why I haven't bought a Sugar Star and why I never bought their 1.0 ponut
I heard the Rowan is much better
anyone here have one and willing to give a little review?
>>26424077
Pretty much what >>26424520 said except Seran wrap on the end of it to keep it from going in the pocket (which is almost always lined with a waterproof fabric). Honestly very easy to keep it clean unless you're careless.
>>26431332
With a Mary it's worth it for sure.
On a different note, to anyone that has a Sugar Star: would you say that they have a break-in period? I've been trying to use mine but I keep going back to the Mary which I've had for 2 years now. The SS is often times too tight and somewhat irritating compared to the Mary. Granted I use mine with a LS plush so I don't know if that messes things up.
>>26432312
>Trixie
Go to bed seth
>>26434064
As far as break-in period goes, I wouldn't be able to tell you. I've been death gripping myself from the moment I realized what wrapping my hand around my cock would do, so for me, SS is laughable in comparison. I'm hoping that it doesn't get too loose over time. It feels good being able to focus on the texture, rather than the pressure. It takes a lot of self control, not to let her milk me dry in seconds.
>>26433632
hmm, got it in early october and it ripped maybe 3/4 through dec. used around once or twice a week.
>>26433654
4.5" around the shaft.
>>26433504
i think i did that once. all i found on there was ppl talking about a super hard to find and expensive all silicone glue. was wondering if anyone knew where to find something like that but at a store i could just go to like home depot or something.
>>26436067
welp, no Sugar for me, I'm 5" in that respect
Mary will do, but I DO need the Rowan for butt fun for HER
>>26436067
I've had my Fleshlights for eight years now and they're still going strong. Last time that was brought up I was told that Bad Dragon can't afford the material that Fleshlight uses. Mind you I don't remember what the response was word for word.
I couldn't justify dropping the cash for a product that can rip if you don't over lube it and you're a big guy. Good thing someone found out how to repair their sleeves and all, but again at $130 a pop, you really wouldn't expect to have to perform maintenance on your sex toy would you?
With the Fleshlight I just wash out the insides and outside with warm water and let it air dry. You can build yourself a little stand to have the sleeve standing vertically and allow the insides to dry out and after that you can even slap a little bit of corn starch to give it that brand new out of the box silky feeling. I actually have a giant ziplock baggy that I put some corn starch and sleeve in and shake it around a bit and store the toy away for later.
To each his own though eh?
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