Surprise Thread.
>>26401087
Who the fuck is Surprise?
>last post on asksurprise was september last year
I haven't checked the blog for years, but damn, that makes me sad.
>>26401087
Would Surprise beinto rape?
>>26401579Maybe
>>26401141
>not knowing who proto pinkie is
>>26401141
Get out mang.
>>26401141
G1.
Finally a thread for my waifu
>>26401087
There's already an Aryanne thread up, you nig nog. No need for another one.
Surprise thread, you say?
>>26401087
Wait, I´m confused.
Is this a thread about Surprise, do you surprise us with the thread or is this a thread about Surprise that is supposed to surprise us, a Surprise surprise thread, if you will?
>Surprise thread
>No Danny
Come on, pay some tribute to the original horsefucker
>>26401087
Literally who?
>>26404512
>He doesn't know Surprise
Ever wondered why Pinkie, in Faust's concept, had white coat and gold mane?
>>26404499
Stupid sexy G1 ponies
>>26404537
They are more cute than sexy, but whatever fits your fetishes
>>26404554
Broknee/hugboxer please.
>>26404570
Kid, pls. G1 will never be as sexy as G4
>>26404599
>Kid
I am a 30 year old manchildren.
>>26404608
So kid it is, I'm 34
>>26404608
>30 year old
>posting tumblrtale
>>26404148
What if we had a thread where we'd post screencaps of previous surprise Surprise threads? It would be a surprise Surprise threads thread.
>>26404645
Did I trigger you?
>>26404626
Oh sorry old one. Teach me your faggy ways.
>>26404657
Sure, my faithful disciple.
Lesson #1 is: "always swallow, never let a drop touch the floor"
>>26404683
You are such a smart ass. I like it.
>>26404688
My nig
>starts humming "The A-Team" theme song
>>26404716
Good, cause that's lesson #2: "The teacher is always right"y-you too
>>26401087
My, did i not expect that..
>>26404748
Thanks for the pic.
You are still a faggot though.
>you will never give Surprise a cookie
>>26404688
30 in April here.
>>26404798
She looks positivelysurprisedbythat cookie.
>>26404889
Carlooooos...
Interesting fact: the original Faust pitch had Fluttershy and Pinkie's species inverted (as it was with Posey and Surprise). So Ponk was a pegasus and Flutters was an earth pony.
This meant that each 'species' had a cutiemark theme: pegasi had balloons and lightning strikes, earth ponies had apples and flowers (=Posey's cutiemark), while unicorns had Stars and Diamonds.
So, things that fly, things that grow and things related to mysticism.
>>26404953
That was cool. Why did Hasbro had to ruin it.
I would like Flutters as an Earth pony without issue.
>>26405102
Easy, they had no other choice: the only G1 pony they had kept the rights for was Applejack. And that's pretty much the reason why there's an Applejack in every generation.
To avoid legal issues, they had to recolor the ponies and make some subtle change to avoid a too striking resemblance. So, instead of Sparkler, Twilight, Surprise, Firefly and Posey, we had Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
..or at least, that's the way I know it. I'm no mr Hasbro, tho.
>>26405142
Hasbro is massive billion company. How could they not just fill the faggot that had the designs with infinite lawsuits until they gave them up? I guess they are lazy.
>>26405495
Mate, I have no idea.
Explanation is pic related
