I want to cum inside Discord
I want Discord to make me question my sexualityand enjoy it
>>26394252
How?
Does he even poop?
>>26394252
I want him to transform me into Fluttershy and ravage me only becasue he can't have the real thing.
>>26394275
he use diapers in fog that why no one see him poop
>>26394296
>diapers in fog
>>26394252
I want to pound his chocolate starfish
>You'll never be the house
Discord is the best character to fug. He can shapeshift and literally make any of your fantasies come to life
>>26394443
>>26394471
It's true though......
>>26394252
What kind of genitalia do you think Discord has? I mean his body is like a spaghetti of different animal parts so it makes me wonder what animal penis he has
>>26394252
Now scootaloo is aroused
>>26394490
Whatever he wants it to be
>>26394490
woops wrong image, meant to post this
>>26394490
Human.uncut.
>>26394443
>not Chrysalis
>>26394443
>Discord takes Rarity's form to torment Spike
>Spike takes the opportunity and vents himself on 'Rarity'
>Discord eats it up - figure of speech - goading Spike into ever more depraved acts with 'Rarity' just to see how far he would go
>Spike hates himself for never being able to have the real thing, venting his frustration on 'Rarity' and hating how it doesn't fill the void
>yet gives into his temptation every time, enabled by a Discord revelling in Spike's increasing unpredictabilityjust something i find interesting
>>26394296
Where did this meme originate?
>>26394574
>Reality bending god
>Bug queen
>>26394591
just 4 you
>>26394591
Other thread.
I think its still up.
>>26394629
I don't get it.
>>26394647
He meant to write "disappears in fog" but it autocorrected to "diapers in fog"
>>26394647
>Typo
>meant to say disappears.
>One gorillion of replies with smug faces
>Capped
>>26394658
>>26394670
Oh, I get it now. Thanks.
...
...HOW MUCH OF A DUMBASS IS THAT GUY?!
>>26394670
imagine a group of people so desperate to appear aloof and distainful of meme culture, yet so desperate to be part of something epic on the internet
just imagine, that could be your smug anime reaction face, or your zoomed words and greentext
>>26394647
He somehow messed up typing "Disappear in fog" and autocorrect replaced it with diaper.
>>26394490
All of them.
>You will never rub your penis against his while you're both lips locked in his coiled embrace.
>Never running your fingers across the back of his body, occasionally making your way to his mane.
>Taking some moments to lick around his one misplaced fang when you're not wrestling his long, snake-like tongue.
>Listening to his deep growling of arousal when you're hitting all his 'right' spots.
Now I just made myself horny.
>>26394844
>>26394844
>>26394864
A new meme?
>>26394583
>occasionally Discord starts turning the /d/ dial, ever so slightly, simply to be interesting
>it starts out one afternoon when a ladylike giggle distracts Spike from his usual frantic, breathless humping
>a big, thick, flaring equine penis bounces against 'Rarity's' underside before ejaculating into Spike's basket
>a wink, a blown kiss and a nice internal squeeze brings Spike to release before he can react
>Discord congratulates Spike on his 'performance', noting how he didn't even let a little thing like a stallion penis stop him from taking 'Rarity' and how proud Spike must feel
>he vanishes as usual, leaving Spike to simmer in his familiar sense of rising disgust along with his cum-sodden basket
>>26394252
A Discord thread? You very rarely see any of those around here.
>>26394689
He was just a dumbass without his coffee, to clarify
>>26394825
You made me horny as well
>>26394583
>>26394888
Trips and fucking unf command these. Let me plan out a plot, it won't simply be a oneshot.
>>26394844
Does anyone remember that reaction brony who used to throw up when looking at gross videos? Like SmileHD and Cupcakes?
He was young and had some kind of a buddy out there. He was popular on /mlp/ in 2013
>>26395194
oh boy oh boy oh boy
>You sit on a bench on the street
>You realize no one is here
>You feel something moving towards you until you see a shadow
>He licks your neck with his snake tongue
>His warming voice says "Anon this is gonna be a real sticky situation!"
>He goes down to your pants as he uses his snake tongue to lick up and down on your penis
>As you cum he says "I am going to clean it up for you anon"
Would you?
>>26395725
would i?
>>26394252
I don't want to cum inside Discord.
I want to cum on his foot.
>>26395194
Gonna be starting the story soon, was doing homework. Question: what fetishes do I include? My personal favorite is impregnation, but I can't reconcile that with my plot. Any suggestions?
>>26396431
Make Discord talk shit the entire time
>>26394266
That's as easy as giving you the best prostate orgasms with massive cocks.
>>26394252
He'd let you too, the faggot
>>26394670
/mlp/ has the sense of humor that /vp/ used to have.
I wonder how many posters from /vp/ are between us.
>dragon pause rite guise
>>26394252
He would rape you with infinite cocks of all species, sizes, tentacles, change your body in a lot of fucking ways and distort reality so much you would go crazy, like screw loose.
Would it be worth it, anon?
>>26394252
That's hella gay, dude.
>>26396906
Not necessarily. If you somehow convince him to turn into r63 or at least have a vag and tits.
>>26396431
You can but you just don't want to.
>>26395725
Absolutely would.
>When you have two body pillows to sleep with, you feel like either is him.
>Although you have deeply seated sexual fantasies about him, on the other you want to just hold/be held since he's 'reformed'.
>Just have a good night's rest coiled in his embrace.
>>26398863
Why are you making me want to grind my naughty bits on his fluffy fur?
>>26399047
Should be whatever he calls his genitals, mi familia.
>>26395194
Get back here, you!
>>26394583
>>26394888
fucking unf
potential bump?
>Not wanting Discord's non-Euclidean cock in your mouth and ass.
Plebs.
He ain't gay, tho
>>26396830
Sure
>>26404256
He could torture you making you uanble to pee, fat as fuck and unable to take a shit, he could add million of mouths where your shit comes from afterwards.
Seriously, you don't mess with the chaos god.
>>26404150
Do you understand the concept of chaos? He doesn't have to make sense, and being straight is making sense.
>>26404150
and Fluttershy isn't interested in him. So there
>>26404447
She's cucking the god of chaos, it's fucking hilarious
>stick dick in Discord
>it enters your own anus
>>26394252
How did a I want to cum inside get so many replies
>>26404877
>>26404447
>Implying she isn't considering it.
Discordfags and Flutterfags are going to get cucked while watching a 22 minut cartoon show.
>>26394583
I actually found fanart of this
https://derpiboo.ru/705292?scope=scpe0ec43a2cf62d765a3270fb838a12f95274cd51d6
>>26404506
That would actually be hilarious.
>>26405039
I think his comment was based on that fanart actually.
That fanart is kinda old by internet standards now.
>>26405408
>>26394629
Wow, quality meme /mlp/
>>26404150
>implying
He threw the entirety of Equestria under the bus just to score some hot centaur dick, and has dressed in woman's clothing more than most characters on the show. He might not be 100% homo, but he definitely ain't straight.
p.9 bump
p.10 bump
>sexy french maid Discord is canon
Discord is one sexy bitch,this is the reason why we bump
