I am offering you a passage into Equestria.
This comes with a terrible cost.
Your pride...
Your dignity...
Your very soul...
Tell me, what are you expecting me to ask of you?
Murder of a close friend? Perhaps, scale a mountain of burning sulfur and brimstone, naked?
Perhaps, being forced to live through the gauntlet of Dark Souls with every death as real as the last.
No, this is something much more simple - much more cruel.
To get your wish...
beat this game:
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>26150154
>yahoo
>sports
ya nothx
>>26150167
>this nigga doesn't know
You're a lucky soul
>>26150154
I'm not clicking that shit, fuck off.
>>26150154
If this real i would do it, sans wasnt to bad so how hard could it be
>>26150154
No... not that FUCKING BASEBALL GAME.
This would be a lot easier if that ursine piece of shit would move faster than a dying toad.
So, which ones made you finally gave up?
Pic related for me. I never got tosatan
>>26150154
Well, you'd certainly have to haveballsto pull it off.
>>26150319
There is a way to make it easier. Not by much, but it is technically how it was meant to be played, and the real test of skill is to beat it without it.
But really, don't it to get any less grueling.There are upgrades. Bottom right button after you finish the set. Look up a screenshot to the translated version to see what they do.
>>26150154
Man, a game like this would drive mebatty!
>>26150323
>give up
Nigger, this game is piss-easy. I just demolished Rabbit on my second attempt. Now that I've figured out where to hit and when to press, it's only a matter of figuring out their throw patterns.
>>26150355
Disregard my previous post. I figured it out.
Seriusly, this is not a hard game. Have none of you niggers ever played Super Baseball 2020?
>>26150387
I want you to keep me up to date if you beat Owl, or even Tigger.
For no reason, of course, just curiosity.
>>26150397
Owl's zigzaggery bullshit is a little tricksy, but I'll get it on the second time, just like I did Rabbit. I'll keep you posted.
OP, get my winnings ready.
>>26150413
I really really hope you keep pushing on and face Him.
Also upgrades are for fags, do it the normal way like everyone else did years ago before updates
![EIKn4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IQoEIMo.png "EIKn4[1].png")
I never bothered with this game before but I just beat Rabbit
I'm scared of what's next but I got 21/30 on Rabbit
let's do this shit
>>26150413
Well, it's taking a bit longer to dunk on Owl than I predicted, but I'm figuring him out.
>>26150426
>upgrades are for fags
Agreed.
>>26150488
>Well, it's taking a bit longer to dunk on Owl than I predicted, but I'm figuring him out.
It has begun.
>>26150488
Not even you could have predicted that I'd be off by one, dubs. Not even you.
I'ma murder this feathery fuck, see if I don't.
>>26150573
Another soul, lost to the void.
Tell me, how can you hope to defeat a god?
>>26150583
Hattori Hanzo sword, duh.
Nevar beat this game. I beat the owl, but was always too big of a bitch to go against Tigger
>>26150444
Looks like I'm pausing on 'Acceptable' for now. Gonna go play some FF8 and come back to this plumed menace with a clear head.
>>26150618you a bitch made nigga
>>26150625
Yeah, probably. I ain't done yet.
>>26150618
You said it was piss easy.
A baby's game you said.
What hope have you? This kind of man, who will not beat a game for infants, to see his pure love - his waifu?
Truly, no man at all.
Does understanding come? This be your curse.
If you wish to break it free: prove it!
I'll beat your hell forged game OP, and then you'll ahve to grant me the passage to waifuland
>>26150663
I wish you the best of luck, brave traveler.
You are certainly going to need it, though it will only take you so far.
the fucking rabbit though
at the owl right now
>>26150736
You might take his ass down before me. Best of luck.
YES
>>26150766
time for this guy
>>26150802
What the hell is this
If the last two are not using black magic, this one definitely is
I think I give up
You win this time OP, but I swear I'll beat this game
>>26150830
That's acceptable, Anon.
I'm sure your waifu will understand.
>>26150802
THE BALLS ARE INVISIBLE FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
>>26150878
i must beat this
>>26150802
GOD FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>>26150335
carlos I swear to fucking god i'm going to fucking drown you like a fucking bag of fucking dumb puppies.
FUCK
U
C
K
>>26150736
>>26150802
>>26151077
I shall take my place in Equestria now, OP.
>>26150362
Porn, of this. now
>>26151178
That wasn't...
I mean, you shouldn't have been able to.
Well, I suppose I owe you some kind of fate...As the new gatekeeper.There must always be a Christopher RobinI will tell them the pitch king is dead, and that Anon died with him.
Silly old Anon.
>>26150154
W-why is it bad?
>>26151227
It took me hours to beat this...
ピンクの悪魔は、私の夢を確かに悩まされます。
>>26151178
Holy fug, I gave up at the owl. If anybody deserves to go to equestria, it's you
>>26151227
The game has a difficulty curve like that of a space-ship taking off.
There's no secret technique to it.
There are upgrades that won't dos hit by the end of the game.
The game is completely fair with every swing you take.
If you lose, it's simply because you aren't good enough, nothing more.
>>26151250
There is actually a pattern I found to each of the pitches. That is the only way I was able to beat it
>>26151253
i'm getting relatively consistent results against owl by hovering near the back of the plate, but other than that it just feels like rng
>>26151218
Oh god, I wasnt strong enough forTIGER BULLSHIT, but luckily I wasnt cursed to be the gatekeeper of the paradise
Im sorry anon, maybe one day another one will come
>>26151688
It's okay, for I have seen paradise and it is beautiful
>>26151937
Anon, is paradise really worth it
I'd love to continue... But I have work today... And just... no...
>>26150154
No, okay, fuck Equestria. I want to know what kind of bullshit demon wizardry Christopher Robin is using.
Actually, better yet, just give me those powers. I'd create a portal to Equestria in no time if I even had a fraction of Christopher Robin's abilities.
>>26150154
i want to die
>>26152643
ouch
>>26152643
It says "You are a disgrace. Kill yourself to restore honor to your family."
. . . Fucking piglet!
I don't want to exist anymore after playing this. I came for a way to get to equestria, not to kill a god of ifinite power, to defeat a demon of unknown ferocity, to destroy a monster that truly belongs in the darkest pit of hell on it's throne. So you know what I quit, it's over.And I'll foreve be filled with the shame of defeat, untill the morrow.
>>26152881
Dont worry, anon. We are but mortals
Those things, are not natural. Dark magic, demonology, hell I dont know, but there's no shame on losing against them
If you made it past the rabbit, you've done well enough
>>26152757
have i redeemed myself
>OWL
The game has overtaken me. Christopher has consumed my soul
>>26153845
Is it a good pain?
What chaos gods bestowed such powers on such an innocent child... Lest he be the harbinger of our doom.
Celestia guide my bat, I will defeat this monster and make my claim of paradise.
>>26151657
where exactly on the back of the plate did you hover, do you mean hovering the shadow of the bat or what?
