It begins.
>>26105681
Not sure what is beginning, but milk is an acceptable beverage. Maybe it's horse milk.
lauren faust did nothing wrong
>>26105707
>"""""""""""""""""""chocolate milk"""""""""""""""""""
at least you used milk
probably
but even if, it's still cold and not even boiled
Is this just what you do all day, Twilight?
Make glasses of chocolate milk just to waste them in an attempt to get a rise out of people?
Don't you have anything better to do with your life? You're a goddamn princess.
>>26105740
*yawn*
oh no. how could you?
Can I go now?
>>26105740
what a twist
>>26105845
The sadness you feel?
It's the result of the joke getting old.
>>26105740
>>26105762
>>26105845
I still prefer regular tbqh
>>26105862
well
>"OH, I HAVE A PROBLEM, ANON!"
>"I CAN'T STOP DOING IT!"
>"THIS IS MY LIFE, NOW!"
>"I NEED HELP!"
>>26105893
Didn't derpy kill you with the genkidama twiggy piggy?
>>26105893
>>26105901
uh
twalot?
you okay?
>"No, Anon..."
>"I'm not okay."
I don't know whats going on anymore
>>26105927
>"click"
>>26105998
AAAAAND FORGOT THE PIC.
>"re-click"
I am seriously starting to think, this shit should be performed with a trip-code.
>>26106005
>"Neuahahaha..."
>>26106009
I've only had one ACTUAL impostor and I sorta folded him into what I'm doing, you know, since it's along the same lines.
>>26106021
Aaaaaand fucked it up again. Gah.
>>26106028
what now twitlit?
>>26106028
>"She's gone."
>"Now, I shall have nothing to stop me..."
>>26106042
Wat
>>26106074
>>26106042
>"You FOOL."
>"HER POWER WAS ALL THAT WAS STOPPING ME FROM DESTROYING ALL OF PONYKIND!"
>"Now, I shall avenge my fallen brethren, and rid this world of their filth!"
>>26106100
Meanwhile, a certain OP was getting more and more frustrated at his own stupidity.
>>26106103
>*drinks milk*
Mmm, tastes like burning.
>>26106106
>You drink the possessed chocolate milk
>Suddenly, your breath catches in your throat, as the demon takes control of you
>You proceed to murder twenty-five ponies via poisoned chocolate milk before you yourself expire
BAD END. Try again?
>>26106103
This is new.
>>26106133yes
>>26106133
I try to communicate to the underworld using this glass of milk. If the demons don't do as I say it shall be spilled.
>>26106192
>The milk starts to boil.
>"SILENCE! I do not have time for this. I must begin my bloody rampage."
>Before your eyes, the milk fades back out of reality.
>...The kitchen is dark again.
>And so your quest begins.
>>26106229
>Gets a new glass of milk and spills it.
"I WARNED YOU"
Well we better go get twilight here...somehow...
>>26106291
>You spill another glass of milk. Nothing happens.
>>26106343
>Call Twilight
"Hey Twiggy Piggy some evil shit happened with the chocolate milk and I need you to come over ASAP"
>>26106343
Gets a new glass of milk, combines it with gasoline and surrounds it with five candles in a star formation. Lights a match and drops it into the glass of milk setting it on fire.
>>26106379
>>26106387
Gonna need a consensus.
And possibly more players.
>>26106320 (me)
>>26106379
rolling for this
>>26106379
>>26106387
>>26106422
Or we could have been two different Anons. One Anon says something along the lines of "Don't do anything I'm getting Twilight" then while he is gone I did the ritual.
>>26106422
>>26106433
maybe if we check them dubs hard enough it will purify the milk
>>26106437
All right, we'll have three Anons. No more than that, because I don't want to have to keep track of twenty.
>>26106379
>>26106433
>Anon 1 goes to retrieve Twilight. She doesn't respond to the "Twiggy Piggy" comment, and when told that "evil shit happened with the chocolate milk" she simply nods, not doing much else.
>>26106387
>>26106437
>Meanwhile, Anon 2 assembles a quick ritual with a potion of milk, chocolate syrup, and gasoline. Nothing happens.
>>26106442
>Anon 3 attempts to check dubs. Dubs are checked.
>>26106468
>Anon 3 also attempts to impersonate the OP. Nothing happens.
>>26106504
Boop twily's nose
>>26106504
Forget the milk, seduce Twilight, acquire pone pusy
>>26106504
Have sex with Twilight
>>26106504
As the other Anons walk in I spill the burning milk, completing the ritual.
>>26106504
drink milk you fool
>>26106504
Give Twi a pep talk, let her know we can't defeat the milk without her.
