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>Mr. Anon, how do I get Scootaloo to like me?
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2016-01-12 17:27:15 Post No. 26084233
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:27:15 Post No. 26084233 [Report]
>Mr. Anon, how do I get Scootaloo to like me?
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:28:09 Post No.26084237
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>>26084233
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:28:31 Post No.26084239
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:28:31 Post No.26084239 [Report]
>>26084233
>rape
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:28:59 Post No.26084241
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:28:59 Post No.26084241 [Report]
You need protein. Lead paint chips has a lot of that
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:29:34 Post No.26084245
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:29:34 Post No.26084245 [Report]
>>26084233
Lie to her. If you can make a skill of that at your young age, you'll be set.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:30:25 Post No.26084249
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>>26084233
You must be pic related.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:36:26 Post No.26084284
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:36:26 Post No.26084284 [Report]
>>26084233
Hmmm?
inject her with this. its an aphrodisiac. my brand.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:41:50 Post No.26084315
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:41:50 Post No.26084315 [Report]
>>26084284
>"..R-ro..hyp..nol?"
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:43:19 Post No.26084332
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:43:19 Post No.26084332 [Report]
First, you're going to aim as many fireworks at yourself as you can.

Then, you're going to get her to light them all.

Trust me, taking fireworks to the face works WONDERS at convincing girls things about you.

Namely, that you're an idiot, but I digress.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:43:59 Post No.26084336
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:45:10 Post No.26084344
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 17:45:10 Post No.26084344 [Report]
>>26084233
Learn to fly so she'll want to make non-crippled babies with you.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 19:41:59 Post No.26085148
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 19:41:59 Post No.26085148 [Report]
>>26084233
Promise to teach her to fly.
This may not be a sustainable solution to your problem.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:02:40 Post No.26085820
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:02:40 Post No.26085820 [Report]
>>26084233
"Suck her dick."
>"... G-... Girls don't have dicks."
"WHAT?!"
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:04:52 Post No.26085837
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>>26085148

She already has Rainbow Dash for that
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:05:58 Post No.26085851
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:05:58 Post No.26085851 [Report]
>male
sorry, you're not her type
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:06:38 Post No.26085858
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:06:38 Post No.26085858 [Report]
Simple, disguise
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:07:44 Post No.26085869
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:07:44 Post No.26085869 [Report]
>>26084233
Just take a bunch of pictures of her and start making a worshiping spot in your closet. You'll thank me later.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:22:07 Post No.26086012
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>>26085837
That's not all she already has Rainbow Dash for.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:28:37 Post No.26086064
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:28:37 Post No.26086064 [Report]
>>26084233
Hold her parents hostage, works every time.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:30:14 Post No.26086083
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:30:14 Post No.26086083 [Report]
Oh that's easy. You just have to find the clitoris.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:31:27 Post No.26086102
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:31:27 Post No.26086102 [Report]
>>26084233
>rape
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:06:26 Post No.26086449
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:06:26 Post No.26086449 [Report]
>>26084233
Well usually my advice to someone asking me that would be "just be yourself" but in this case that would be the worst thing you could do. Try and be confident I guess?
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:31:32 Post No.26086691
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:31:32 Post No.26086691 [Report]
She's into mares. You have no chances. After all, her idol is lesbian as well.

OMFG this clopfic is so hot! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208908/movie-night
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:22:08 Post No.26087273
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:22:08 Post No.26087273 [Report]
>>26086064
WHAT PARENTS!? KEK!
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:23:44 Post No.26087296
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:23:44 Post No.26087296 [Report]
>>26087273
Way to take a good joke and fucking murder it with your faggotry. Slow clap for you.
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:27:52 Post No.26087346
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:27:52 Post No.26087346 [Report]
>>26084233
Scoot is mine, find your own filly
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:53:55 Post No.26088315
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:53:55 Post No.26088315 [Report]
>>26084233
stick you dick in her. Once you do that she will be your woman even if she doesn't want to be.
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:55:10 Post No.26088328
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:55:10 Post No.26088328 [Report]
>1. Look her in the eyes
>2. Tenderly start freestyle rapping
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:56:19 Post No.26088344
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>>26084233

Stop looking like this guy
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:57:34 Post No.26088359
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:57:34 Post No.26088359 [Report]
>>26084233
Get some good ol' chicken feed.
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:58:37 Post No.26088369
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 00:58:37 Post No.26088369 [Report]
>>26084233
Become a cripple
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:12:18 Post No.26089878
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:12:18 Post No.26089878 [Report]
>>26085148
She will never fly.
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