We need content of Anon as a sniper in Equestria, working as an elite guard for all the Royal political outings.
>>26076498
that shit sounds stupid.
>>26076498
call of duty is like the best game ever
>>26076513
Not CoD. Actual snipers.
>>26076498
>be a sniper in Equestria
>work as an elite guard
>you stand around during a Royal political outing
>>26076498
>be sniper
>be best sniper in all the land
>nobody knows you existe cause to far away
>ass munching guards take all credit for your kills
>princelestia is eternally grateful
>still live alone in shack in woods
>still wish you could eat one last hotpocket
>>26076609
Technically speaking, SniperAnon could suck several different kinds of dick at his job and still be the best by technicality, because he's the only one in the world there.
>>26076498
Green incoming.
>>26076498
Please. shitty military-dude-with-loads-of-guns-in-equestria fics are a dime a dozen on fimfiction
literally hundreds of them
we don't need this autism here
>>26077040
No, we need one good one.
And I'm willing to give an anon a chance.
Then the rest will be uneeded, then making your statement fact.
>>26077070
>implying some random anonymous faggot on 4chan is going to write the greatest militaryfag in equestria fic ever
yeah no
this thread is going to turn into yet another shitty general I'm going to have to filter
and you don't seem to understand
when I said there were hundreds of them, I literally meant there were literally hundreds of these fics
nothing this writefag you seem to think will show up writes will be original or unique, and you can go read five hundred thousand words of this autism right now on fimfiction if you actually wanted to
>>26076498
>Be anon
>Be snighpa before dimensional yada yada
>Be called before the princesses to explain your work.
>Spend twenty minutes explaining to stupestia what a fucking sniper is.
>Equestrian law dictates that all outsiders be given occupations from their homeland because cutie mark activists.
>Royal armory doesn't even have bows, let alone a rifle you can actually use.
>Celestia rolls with it and sends the best of Equestrias minds to make you a rifle.
>First month is nothing but babysitting convoys with spectacles and a sling from the armory.
>Captains giving you shit on how you don't have a real weapon.
>Pop his helmet off his stupid face from 20 yards out as he trots off.
>Get Court Marshalled for friendly fire.
>Friendly fire.
>With a fucking sling.
>Court marshal gets canned in favor of sunbutt wanting to show you the handiwork of her people.
>She makes a big deal out of it and holds a presentation inside Canterlot to show off.
>After E3 levels of fluff you finally feast your eyes on your new best friend.
>Its literally a musket.
>>26077224
...Go on...
>>26077224
>Its literally a musket.
Ah, the musket, the best kind of sniper.
>>26077070
there will never be "one good one" because the concept is just inherently shit and niche.
>>26077224
>a musket
Don't knock it 'til you try it. Snipers in the 1700s were some of the best in history, and once you go black powder, you never go back.
I've been shooting muskets for years, never had a more accurate weapon.
>>26077224
>The musket of legends is now on display in Sunbutts royal collection.
>You get one the of the shitty prototypes that's "supposed" to work.
>What they didn't tell you is they used magic as propellant since you forgot to explain gunpowder.
>Great a long range weapon that only unicucks can use.
>Tolerances are way too tight for the ordinance used.
>Barrels a sheet of metal wrapped around a rod, welded together.
>It's a miracle it didn't fucking explode during presentation.
>You take a months leave without pay because captains still buttmad.
>Disappear into the woods to make a real weapon.
>Celestias receiving reports from surrounding towns about ponies and animals going missing, only for their half eaten bodies to be discovered days later.
>Equestria now has an enemy that they cannot see.
>Canterlot guards are losing their shit.
>No one has the balls to try and find you.
>You pop out of the woods a month later, oblivious to whats happened.
>Get ambushed and arrested.
>Sunbutt personally questions you.
>Your strong silent facade breaks.
>You hug her foreleg with tears in your eyes.
>You never found any blackpowder.
>>26077669
>You never found black powder.
I'm not crying...OK FUCK IT I'M PRODUCING A DAMN WATERFALL
>>26077276
>assault
>not pistol grip
git gud
