>"Hey Anon! I was just reading through some books on Earth history, and I came across this fascinating character! Tell me, what do you know about David Bowie?"
>"...Anon?"
>"Why are you crying?"
>>26072626
>>26072626
Because you remind me of the babe
>>26072626
He is in the valhalla now
>>26072661
He's far above the world.
>>26072626
Literally who?
>>26072674
Some old as musician.
Some of his stuff is pretty good.
>>26072669
>digits end in bowie's age of death
>>26072626
>implying anyone actually cares that much about bowie
Seriously, if this shit made you cry, then grow a pair. This won't effect your life at all. People die all the time.
Ask him yourself. He just moved into town yesterday.
>>26072704
>BEEP BOOP WHAT ARE FEELINGS
>DOES NOT COMPUTE
>VOTE FOR ME, ROMNEY-BOT 2000 FOR PRESIDENT
>>26072626
He was many things. Colt-cuddler, mare-lover, a musical chameleon who worked with the greatest of multiple generations as well as his own work. He did some acting, too. And in the end, he wrote an album reflecting on his own end and sang it to the world, his audience unknowing it was the final work.
And then he died, leaving an ocean of eclectic work behind him. I think we'll start you off with Labyrinth and save Blackstar for last, though. Bowie's music should never fail to give an inquisitive unicorn plenty of questions to ask when you listen to it.
>>26072661
Is it appropriately shiny and chrome?
>>26072626
>Tell me, what do you know about David Bowie?
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask. Also, a lot of people who didn't listen to his music pretended to care when he died so they'd fit in and look cool on social media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUW_8cWG7YA
too soon
>>26072930
OP here, thank you Anon.
>>26072936
He is McFeasting with the gods as they rife valiantly on the black top highways
>>26072990
*ride
Sweetie Belle levitated the cereal spoon to her mouth. "I hope Mom and Dad are having a good time in Haywaii."
When Rarity didn't respond, she looked up. Her older sister was staring at the newspaper, an odd expression of shock on her face. "What's the matter, Rarity?"
Rarity closed her mouth and swallowed dryly. "Stardust has passed on."
"Who's Stardust?" asked Sweetie, furrowing her brow.
Rarity looked at her, incredulous. And then, her expression softened. "My designs have been called over-the-top, and far too glamorous for reasonable ponies. Long before your time, it was Stardust who showed ponies how magnificent over-the-top could be. Without him, there would have been no Michael Jackhoof, no Sapphire Shores. Or at least, they wouldn't shine so bright and uniquely."
"Oh?"
"Yes, Sweetie Belle. Remember my cutie mark tale? When I saw that geode split open before me, I knew I could make ponies as glamorous as Stardust himself! Oh, I wish I could have designed for him, just once." She sighed. "Fly on, strange pony. Only you and the constellations know your destination."
>>26073058inb4 season 7 has a Bowie parody horse called Stardust
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>>26072626
Of all the notable humans throughout history, Bowie is who you ask me about? He made OK music, dressed flamboyantly. Now go away.
>>26072626
who?
>>26072626
David Bowie-sensei trained ninja's, and was the most awesome jonin of all. He always tried to hide his identity for some reason.
Also he used to make music, apperently...
>>26073275
Anon....please
>>26072626
>David Bowie
Who?
>tfw suddenly you start reading a random name you never heard of all over the news everywhere
>>26072626
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>26072674
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>>26072704
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>>26073975
YOU PEOPLE
>>26072994
I like rife better.
