she needs a story before she can sleep, /mlp/
>>26069365
There once was an ugly barnacle! He was so ugly that everyone died!
The end.
>>26069365
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>>26069391
Sound's about right
Once upon a time there was a chicken
>>26069365
Nah she's okay, she only needs to be with her parents for a while.
Anyone got a shovel?
>>26069365
Grow a dick or I won't love you, Scootaloo.
>>26069365
https://youtu.be/nDGKK6y8OtQ
>>26069684
>Samuel L Jackson Reads Go The FUCK To Sleep
fucking kek. That's excellent
>>26069365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp4zQEXzd74
Here is a touchy little story for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPAr7kL-mmg
>>26069365
I'd tell her the story about OP's dick but it's too short to make her happy.
>>26069819
Kek
>>26069391
Darn. Beat me to it.
There was this guy who spent ten years on a boat with some loli, a masochist, a beta, a mustached manlet, two guys wearing blouses, and two elves. Just to fight scarecrows
>>26069365
I know I put that copy of The Princess Bride somewhere....
>>26069999
Witnessed.
>>26069365
Once upon a time there was a worthless cripple filly who would never amount to anything without piggy backing on her friends.
You are that filly.
End of story.
>>26069365
ima read her some really steamy explicit rainbow dash fanfiction so she'll have good dreams
>>26069916
I have several questions
I need an explanation for this.
>>26069365
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Het_Achterhuis_(Diary_of_Anne_Frank)_-_front_cover,_first_edition.jpg
>>26069365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDGKK6y8OtQ
Skip to about 0:50.
>>26069365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDL8VlFl7Tk
>>26071658
het achterhuis is mijn favoriete boek
>>26072294
/thread
Alright, here. Have this, then.
>You decide to play a game with Scoots.
>Your children back home used to love this.
>You bend over and pick the small pegasus up.
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing?"
>She's surprisingly light; she weighs less than your youngest.
/Dis gun be gud/
>You bend back over, nearly setting her down again.
>Then you snap upright, flinging Scootaloo into the air with as much force as you can muster.
"Whoops-a-daisy!"
>She gasps in surprise.
>You stand poised to catch her, but she instinctively sticks out her tiny wings, and surprisingly begins to glide away from you.
>You watch her go as she giggles nervously, slowly drifting closer to the ground.
>Her landing is not worthy of the name.
>She touches down with her forehooves first and pitches forward in a very awkward faceplant.
>This crash-landing causes you a lot of concern.
>You hope you haven't hurt her.
>Suddenly she pops up and races straight at you.
>Bouncing up and down in front of you with giddy delight, she exclaims, "AGAIN!! Do it again!"
>You grin.
"Sure Scoots!"
>You bend over and pick her up again.
"Whoops-a daisy!"
>Her landing is better this time.
>She keeps you at this activity until the sun starts to set.
>Today was a good day.
With love, from AiE...
>>26069365
Once upon a time, there was an astronaut named Major Tom.
Ground Control told Major Tom to take his protein pills, and put his helmet on. As they went through the launch sequence, they invoked god's love.
After Major Tom made it to space, Ground Control informed him that he had become a celebrity, but reminded him that he still needed to go on a spacewalk. So, suiting up, Major Tom left the capsule, and he spoke of what he saw.
>"This is Major Tom to Ground Control", he said. "I'm stepping through the door... and I'm floating in a most peculiar way, and the stars look very different today."
Major Tom paused, then went on.
>"For here am I... sitting in a tin can far above the world. Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do."
Suddenly, Ground Control's sensors started sending data indicating that his ship was leaving Earth orbit as Major Tom went on.
>"Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much-"
"SHE KNOWS!", Ground Control sent back, then tried to get Major Tom off of his odd tangent. "Ground Control to Major Tom - your circuit's dead, there's something wrong?"
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
>>26073342
Shit, anon, the story was supossed to make her sleep, not cry.
>>26069365
Sleep tight chikun
