>tfw no green about primitive human anon living in Everfree who worships ponies and sees everything outside the forest as Olympus
Tell me I'm not the only one who wants this
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>>26056628
Well, now that you mention it...
>>26056628
You are the only one that wants that.
>>26057701
Alright, maybe you aren't the only one...but that's only 2 of you.
>>26058843
I find the idea fascinating for some reason.
>>26056628
Inverse time anon in Equestria? Sounds kinda fresh.
le upboat
>GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT GREENTEXT
this isn't the board I came to.
>>26059108
What do you want us to do then? I am listening
>>26058843
Make that 3
>>26056628
>You are primitive human Anon.
>You live in the Everfree forest.
>You worship ponies.
>You see everything outside the forest as Olympus.
>One day, you walk out of the forest and into Ponyville
>Gonnasteal yourself some fire.
>Ponies gasp when they see you
>An alarm is raised
>The noise is overpowering
>You fall to your knees, clutching your hands over your ears
>It's no use
>You still hear it
>Scratching
>Clawing
>Breaking free
>Your skin splits open, releasing the skeleton within.
>Uttering an unholy wail, you go about laying waste to all in the vicinity
>The Old Gods are Dead
>All praise the Lord Spider
FIN
Here. Be free of your desire.
>>26060025
But anons penis still works, right?
>>26060025
Does anons skeleton at least honor anons memory enough to steal some fire.
