>"Son, you need to come down from there immediately. We are not kidding around."
"It's not my fault Discord makes a better Dad than you two make moms. He gave me these wings, he gave me a bigger dick, and he made Sonic 06' bearable. I ain't fucking coming down"
>>26056614
>"Next door, jackass."
>>26056654
>he made Sonic 06' bearable.
Discord gave Anon severe brain damage?
>>26057424
You can't give someone something they already have.
>>26056614
But you'll never guess what I saw Twilight and her brother doing in that room at the top of the tower.
>>26056654
Sonic 06 was a fantastic soundtrack.
>>26058735
anon has two brain damage
>>26056614
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a /mom/ or Lunamom thread. The way both have had terrible prompts lately it could go either way. If you want one that badly then let this one die and make a new one with an actual title and a more detailed prompt.
>>26059996
its just shitpost son
but this can be a perfect dislestia thread
>>26059182
It was the only good thing about the game.
>>26056614
NO! You're gonna yell at me!
>>26056614
You stare down at them from your golden throne of flaming blood skulls as you move your massive talon armor arm made from the darkest of necromancy to pat them on the head.
Your eyes glowing with an inferno of 10,000 dark supernovas as you clench onto your Galaxy Buster Greatsword, which was eminating a dark pulsar radiation that killed all plantlife within a 20 foot radius of you.
>"Mothers. I have found peace in being your Emperor. Let me rule accordingly, or as subjects under my throne, I'll see it fit to declare treason upon you."
>"Get down right now, or you'll have no snack time Anon!" said Luna
You raise yourself from your throne and proceed down the stairs, every footstep sending a mighty quake through the earth, with the anguished cries of Hell escaping from every crevice.
>"I have no need for snacks Mother Luna. Now kneel before your King, or die as Rebels."
You raise your Greatsword above their heads.
>"Thats it mister, no more cuddle times for you!" Said Celestia.
>You lower your Greatsword and slump your pauldrons over at her.
>"Aww Mooooooooooom."
>"AND NO DESSERT." Added Luna.
>"BUT I WANT DESSERT, THIS IS SO UNFAIR" You fall on your stomach and begin throwing a tamtrum like a three year old, causing massive earthquakes and death on a wide scale.
>"Now go return those items to the armory and come home this instant, or by me I swear I will give you the worst spanking of your life!" Celestia scorned as she stamped her hoof.
>"And you'll be grounded for one whole weekend without Video Games!" Luna finished.
>"I HATE YOU MOMS, I HATE YOU!" You begin crying as you run away throwing away all your legendary arcane equipment and weapons.
Celestia and Luna sighed. "We're good Moms aren't we?" said Luna
>"Yes, sometimes, you have to give tough love."
>>26059996
hey fuck you
>>26060483
>everytime anon tries to take over equestria, princess mom's stop him with threats of punishment.
>>26060034
keep that autism on your shitty DA page, fangirl.
>>26056614
"Don't you dare call me that! I'm not your son!"
>"Of course you are. We raised you, remember?"
"I stopped taking my pills three weeks ago. I remember everything, Celestia. How you and Luna found me wandering in the woods after I came here. How you kidnapped me and took me back to this fucking castle. How you fed me your magical medicine until every bit of me was buried underneath your perfect son!"
>"A-Anon that's...crazy! That medicine is to help you. I swear!"
"Enough of your lies!"
>"Alright, we admit it!"
>"We just wanted a son. You were right there...so lonely. We knew nobody would miss you if you came with us."
>"You were happy, weren't you? Being our little boy?"
"No, I wasn't. The personality you constructed for me was happy, but me? The real Anonymous? I am very much so not happy."
>"Well what about our son? Are you going to just kill him? He was real too, you know. He is still inside you."
"Sorry, Princesses, but I'm here to stay."
>>26061706
Some time ago I was writing something similar but since eng is not my first language I was told to fuck off
>>26061804
You must have got a bad crowd, usually I see people encourage people like you to keep writing to practice english.
>>26061804
Your english is fine.
Pastebin?
>>26061850
There is none. The criticism made me delete everything.
>>26061989
What a shame.
Fuck those guys
>>26060483
>>26061989
the archive exists, you know
>>26059555
This is funnier than it should be.
Also, checking those trips.
>>26056614
Just let me die in peace you retarded horse.
>>26060483
awesome made me laugh
>>26060483
cut it out with the fucking double spacing it adds nothing
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>>26056614
"Suck it, Ma."Please
>>26056614
AM I BEING DETAINED!?
>>26059182
>>26060040
i dont usually listen to rap but
