Why does /mlp/ want to tap her husband's ass rather than her's? Is it because of how skinny she is?
>>26005380
Because she sucks.
>>26005380
Probably some kind of cucking fantasy since mares tend to be the dominant part of a couple in horseland
>it wouldn't be more fun spitroasting Cadence with her hubbie instead
because Shining's hotter.
>>26005469
not gonna lie, his ass does look like it can handle a dick better than his twig ass wife
>>26005469
This. He's a cute, nerdy, pony who is still strong and athletic. He also doesn't have the princess body like Candace.
>>26005482
I'd spar with him and get my ass handed to me.
>>26005482
I love that princess bod, but I don't think we'd have a lot in common. Do we even know that much about her outside of her princess duties?
>>26005380
Candense a shit
>>26005469
>pic related
>TFW she turns out to be a dorky doofus like her husband.
>>26005380
I think it's in the pink pony pussy's favor. In terms of anon wanting it over shining
>>26005380
>Implying I wouldn't love to fuck them both
>You will never be Cadence and Shining armor's husband
>>26005380
1. Vocal minority of fags.
2. Royalty makes ponies seem distant, for example Twilycorn. And you never hear about Shining Armor being a prince.
3. She is weirdly skinny, and I think it's a factor. More people here would fuck Mrs. Cake than her husband.
It's because her OC reminiscent color scheme for me.
Infact I would like her a whole lot more if she looked more like the other princesses, just smaller.
>>26005650
Not really. As far as I can tell her character is 'married Twilight Sparkle's brother', 'now rules the Crystal Empire because ??????', and then a bad episode where she just tagged along with TS for a while.
I like her, though, if only because she seems relatively normal besides the Princess thing.
Also there's the HI ANON collective headcanon: she's silly but well-meaning, and of course it all works out in the end.
So really I think it's like she's feature-complete already, without filling that missing part of you that you end up calling 'waifu'. She's a good and pretty pony and that's enough.
>>26005482
Pretty much. There's no downside to choosing Shiny. You could spend an entire day doing fun nerd shit, sports shit, or whatever, and at the end he'd always be happy to flick his tail aside and let you jackhammer his ponut as much as you want without having to worry about snapping his body in half like you would with Candyass.
>not wanting both.
Does anyone have the image of Cadance x Anon x Shining Armor cuddles?
>>26005812
>You will never be Cadence and Shining armor's husband
the whispered, sad words that bind /crystal/
>>26005380
>Shining is a total fuckboy with a big ass and unique body type. Costanza is string bean with literally no ass and reuses Fleur/Luna's body instead of going with something more interesting.
>Cadence has little to no personality, which is further made worse by the fact that the show treats her like Celestia instead of Luna (who they are more willing to show being vulnerable and not perfect). Shining does have personality and a kinda cute relationship with her sister
>fucking GRADIENT WINGS
>The depressed Crystal Ponies looked hotter.
>Even the normal ones like this sperm germ right here.
>>26005915
The HI ANON is what I like to think of her as, she's just as dopey and dorky as her beloved. It'd show that they're even more made for each other.
>>26006190
Would have been more interesting than the awful, bad, no good, boring 'how they met' thing from the comics desu
>>26005999
>ma'am are you aware you are a pony?
>implying I don't want them both
>>26005380
Hope you be joking
I want to anally pulverize Cadance
>>26006458
Imagine sex and peetzer at the same time. Stuffed crust.
To everybody complaining about Cadance being straight: she'll be nice and thick after she shits that baby out next season. Just be patient.
>>26006428
Yes.
>Crystal empire ponies demand that a ruler of her stature must have at least a few concubines to be considered respectable.
>Just then, you walk through the door.
>Cadence convinces you to be a royal concubine.
>"It's just for show until they get bored of it and find something else to complain about."
>Cadence and Shining Armor start to warm up to you since you're always one of their constant companions in the castle.
>You end up staying there long past when you'd thought the charade would last.
>One night, they summon you to their bedroom.
>"Anon. Why don't you let us teach you some things so you're not helpless when you find your first mare or stallionfriend?"
>>26005380
He has more characterization than her. (And seriously, a nerdy /fit/ guy with a heart of gold and being the captain of the guard is a serious catch.)
While I'm gay as fuck for shining, I always saw him more as a top than as a bottom. Odd how most see him the other way.
>>26008856
I agree. You're totally gonna be the meat in that sandwich.
>>26005380
Her body design in the show is awful, but with a little bit of "artistic stylizing", she's hot as fuck. The sex would be godlike. She's the princess of love, dontcha know.
Technically, Shining Armor is a prince, right?
>>26009367
Prince consort.
>>26009040
What's the most attractive pic of Cadance you've seen?
>>26005380
>implying
>>26009869
The one where she looks like YO MAMA!
>>26005380
Not gonna lie, I actually quiet like what's her name.
>>26008856
I kinda see him as being more vers than anything else.
>>26008789
"What do you take me for, a degenerate? Fuck this, I'm out."
Because a lot of the gay anons would just love to top that sweet round booty
