>"Anon I'm like 3/8ths your size"
>"In contrast too a humans, my vagina is therefore 3/8ths tighter"
>"You couldn't even penetrate me let alone hilt yourself inside me"
>>26003599
You're a horse, you obviously have a large vagina
>>26003599
Im sure that with some stretching, overtime, you will be able to accommodate someone my size.
We will start easy and work up until I fit.
It might take a while, but just think how satisfying the end result will be.
Where there's a will there's a way not to mention the anus is nightmarishly elastic. So basically what I'm saying is. PREPARE YOUR ANUS
These threads are all so fucking terrible.
>>26003599
Shouldn't it be 8/3rds tighter? 3/8ths sounds like you're looser instead.
>>26003599
Pencil dick to the rescue.
>you will never tear apart Rainbow Dash
>>26003647
I'm big on planet earth (my peen is 7.7 inches) and huge in Equestria... Feels good mane
>>26004015
>7.7 inches
>>26004076
I'm bigger than you m8
>>26004105
oh please, dont patronise yourself friendo. you have no way of knowing
>>26003599
Twilight, maybe you just need a little... practice.
>>26003599
I'll thumb it inside at quarter chub and we can just wiggle around until it's stretches you out.
Joke's on you, bitch. They call me the needler.
>>26004147
Statistically speaking, he has about a 75% chance of being right, so unless you care to prove him wrong...
>>26003599
Bite the pillow, Twi. I'm going in dry.
>>26004400
>>26003599
you dont know until you try
>>26004444
The quads have spoken.
>>26003647
This isn't your average, every autism...
This is advanced autism.
>>26004444
>>26004450
>>26004444
>>26005024
Resized the pony dick outline to match up with eight inches.
Humans got dat girth.
>>26003647
Sauce that the candy cane is 8 ft? This seems bullshit tbqh
>>26005091
DYEWTS m80?
Season 2 during the origins of Equestria play episode, Twiggles says, "I spy an 8 foot candy cane."
>>26003676
I agree. No one ever writes any stories, it's always just "LOL, u hav a small peen," or "In actuality, pony dicks are blah blah blah blah."
I don't know how a board so full of smut (and comedy) could possibly pass up on a concept as simple as "dick too big." And yet, here we are.
>>26005114
shiet tyalzheimer was an asshole
>>26003647
>5'10'' height
>20 minutes of sex
>average
>>26003599
holy shit a talking horse
>>26005120
Sad thing is that this anon is right
>>26003599
>Ponys would totally have sex with Anon
>If Anon's Dick wouldn't completely ruin them
>>26003599
You're also a different species, produce copious amounts of lubrication, and your vagina is capable of passing a foal far larger than my dick is.
And in any case, that face you're making is because I just put two fingers in there, not my dick. Glad to see ponies have a G-spot too."Sadly, you will never discuss comparative anatomy while plowing Twilight Sparkle with your engorged pecker.
>Anon, I'm at least thrice your size
>By my guess, my cock's a good deal bigger than your leg
>just my luck, you can't even fit the tip in your mouth
>>26003599
you'd be surprised at how much the ass can flex and bend
>>26003599
>>26003707
It should be 5/8ths tighter, since the size has been reduced *by* 5/8ths.Using this proportion method that I'm pretty sure is bullshit, of course.
This is horrible critical reasoning. Where is the really Twilight you changeling bastard?
>>26005302
>you will never shishkebab a filly
>>26004015
Little manlet.
>>26005872
Not too mention they forgot her wings.
>>26003647
>20 minutes average make stamina
Uhhhhhhh, I'm not sure about that, maybe I just don't last long or maybe my gf is just too tight.
>implying a nor/mlp/erson can have a gf
>>26003599
That's the experiment though. Can I fill you up, while fucking you stupid?
>>26005846
Dude
>>26003599
I say we give it a go.
>>26005846
>Doing math for stupid purple.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>26003599
watch me, nigga.
>>26003647
Upper half lacks metrics...
CAN NOT READ
Should make one in civilized
>>26003599
Can any of you bestiality fags tell me the smallest animal you can actually have sex with?
>>26005846
>average human female is 5 feet 10
I feel bad now being a guy that's only 5 foot 9.
>>26007437
Medium size dogs if they're in heat
>>26007390
>civilized
No, freedom unit is best unit.
Cause freedom
>>26005846
size=/=hight
>>26003599
There is only one way we can know for sure...
Now hold still and let my dick slide into you!
>>26005891
Do better then.
>>26003599
You underestimate how small my penis is ^:)
>>26003647
>average human dick is 6 inches
>8 is considered large
HAHA no, don't kid yourselves
>>26005024
>>26005055
This just confirms that Trouble Hooves the nigger of the Equestrian world
>>26007752
You're right. The size of the average human penis is 5.5 inches, making 8 even larger.
>>26003647
>>26005024
>>26005055
What if I told you that 8 feet is an approximation?
>>26005376
>implying
>>26003599
>>"You couldn't even penetrate me let alone hilt yourself inside me"
>>26008255
Headcanon accepted
>>26008235
>Not watching the show
Hey, we got a phony here! A great big phony!
>implying the average human penis isn't a perfect fit for pony pussy
>implying men weren't destined to fuck small cartoon horses
>>26003599
In my headcannon the sizes are double of that3/4 for normal ponies 11/8 celly she s a big mare, therefore its completely fine ^:)
Always hated cat/dog sized ponies desu, they may be cute but then they re literally just for that and cant do nothing else but be dependant on the human
>>26004400
Seven penetrations and then you explode?
>>26004015
>>26013415
>>>26004400
>Seven penetrations and then you explode?
7 penetrations and 3 seconds of fury.
>>26013415
M I the only one checking triple dubs
>>26014058
I'm sorry, I was too busy making Halo-themed premature ejaculation jokes.
>>26004400
Checked
>>26004425
[citation needed]
statistics based on what country?
>>26015645
Worldwide demographics. The universally average dick size is 5.5 inches.
Citation: Medical News Today
Actually, anywhere you look.
>>26015689
ho damn? 5.5? shit, you just made me feel pretty good about myself,
and to be honest that other guy should feel good too.
although i feel "world wide" average size is being destroyed by asians
>>26015689
>I'm above average
Feels good.
>>26015689
I use http://howlongismyschlong.com/
It's based on multiple cited studies with relatively large sample sizes (and the statistical data is available for viewing too).
>>26007437
>>26007495
A fish is definitely smaller than a dog if you consider oral. How big of a fish exactly I don't know.
>>26003599
And then Twilight was raped
>>26016455
>a fish
>oral
>mfw
