Why would poni want to hang out with a vulgar, sex crazed, mentally ill wierdo like you?
No horse would ever love that, >rape is your only option.
>>25991392
I wouldn't rape, ever
>>25991392
Because that's what friends are for.
>implying that's the only Anonymous character archetype that exists
>implying all writefags are frustrated rapists
>implying you even read greentexts
Troll harder.
>>25991392
If they were real, i'd be more interested in what their flesh would taste like.
>>25991417
Marshmellows.
>>25991411
Dubs speak truth
>>25991392
Its funny how most people here seem to forget that Equestria is full of normalfags and we would need to abandon all our autistic behaviors if we wanted to fit in, not only that but ponies wouldn't get our memes and references, and probably wouldn't enjoy dark humor, i don't think some would be able to stay there long enough to get laid, not before killing themselves
>>25991411
Eat shit rougher, you cocksucking self-lying autist. Just kill yourself already, cmon what are you waiting for? Do it.
>>25991392
The same reason all my friends want to hang out with a vulgar, sex crazed, mentally ill weirdo like me!Jesus Christ I'm so fucking alone ;-;
>>25991392
Because they have needs that no 3-thurst'n-cum stallions can satisfy.
They are just as vulgar, sex crazed weirdos as us, craving monkey dick.
Also we Anons do a lot more than just fuck around. Lets just say that we have equipment for every situation possible.
>>25991428
I always dreamed being an odd job worker in equestria, I feel like I would dehuminize them and therefore not think highly of what they think of me.
>>25991423
>>25991435
Your impotent ass-mad amuses me. Please continue.