Here's to a new thread for our favorite wonderbolt, and pony.
>Current writefags:
Bluebirdd065
http://pastebin.com/8rqZLf6U
>Current drawfags:
Drawfag
PaperDrawFriend
Any and all draw- and/or writefagging is appreciated!
>>25988752
furst
>>25988752
Sekund.
Also awaiting the glorious writefriend.
is this going to be a general?....
>>25988752
Thank you for the bin and these wonderful threads
I need to learn how to draw
>>25988819
Generals that revolve around one pony usually don't last long.
The Little League ones taught me that.
>>25988752
Y'know, I was actually in the process of makin' the new thread, but for some goddamn reason, 4Chan thought that one million digits of pi was 'too long'.
>>25988819
>>25988840
I can see it as more like the Aryanne threads.
They're not legit generals but more of one of those "they come up every so often" threads.
it's hard to find reference pictures of people sitting in this position at this angle
>>25988870
Lookin' good!And a little steamy
>>25988752
Alrighty, Pastebin updated! Would you all like a re-cap, or to just continue from the last thread?
>>25988938
Just continue from the last, man. Anyone not up to date can always read the pastebin.
>>25988938
Just cont
>>25989008
>>25989047
Aye, I just think that the Pastebin's long enough to take at least an hour to read, and if it's just getting bigger, I wouldn't want some new people get even further left behind while they try to catch up. But, if you say so, Anons...
But if anyone needs it, I always could.
So, then, back to writing!
>>25989088
Yes, get on with it!
And I'm out for now. See you guys when I get home later.
>>25989088
Do begin, I will speed read the pastebin!
Glad you're not kill again
>>25989126
Is that some rope I see thar?
>>25989194
I'm never kill, only relocated.
>You bring your focus back the the menu before you.
>-HOLY SHIT IS THAT STEAK?!
>You accidentally squeak in excitement.
>...You hope Spitfire didn't hear that.
>You casually glance across the menu, and see her just smiling at you.
>-FUCK, SHE DID.
>You slowly hide your face with your menu and just resume browsing.
>Okay, so, steak is now definitely an option.
>This is all just a matter of what you want to remember first.
>Ribs, burgers...
>Daaamn, even lamb!
>Fuckin' NICE!
>You scan and filter out the shit you don't want into three beautiful choices.
>Aged ribeye steak with a baked potato and corn, a whole rack of ribs drenched in barbecue sauce and sided with mashed potatoes, or a bleu cheese mushroom burger with fries...
>Damn...
>This is probably the toughest choice you've ever had to make in your LIFE.
>You rub your face with a hand in thought.
>-Oh shit, here comes the waitress!
>-Oh shit, here comes the waitress...
>Bitch.
>You instantly frown.
>It's not a rude frown, though, just because you don't want to have your food spat in, but it's enough to give her the message that you're still sour about earlier.
>She sees your frown, and the smile on her face just grows.
>"So, what can I get you two lovebirds today?"
>-FUCKING-
>You stop yourself from cursing and take a very deep breath as a result.
>She just laughs.
>Your eye twitches.
>You just blink and angrily stare at the menu before you.
>And because of that, she turns to Spitfire first.
>"What would YOU like?"
>"...I'll get a garden salad, please."
>The griffon nods, then puts this shit-eating grin on her face before turning to you.
>"And you, dear sir?"
>You drop the menu and immediately notice Spitfire looking elsewhere.
>More importantly, at the people eating.
>And more importantly importantly, at WHAT they're eating.
>She looks kind of... disturbed.
>You internally sigh.
>The carnivore in you is pissed off now.
"Make that two salads."
>>25989393
Good guy anon<3
Remember to bump the thread, folks. This time, I'm actually gonna have to go offline.bump
>>25989393
Anon should've asked if they have any halal food :^)
>>25989393
He's at least going to have some form of meat in his salad right? Right?
>>25989393
>>25989484I'm fucking scarred for life, Anon. I literally have some images burned into my brain, popping up as I'm writing. Thanks for that.
>Spitfire's ears perk up, and she just turns to you.
>Even the waitress looks surprised.
>"You sure?"
>You nod, then give Spitfire a small smile while she just looks at you with a confused look.
>The waitress, of course, notices, while she takes the menus.
>She just looks between you both, then smiles at you, again.
>"Pft, and you say you're not a couple."
>Before you can say anything, she laughs and walks away.
>So you settle on flipping her off, instead.
>You turn back and Spitfire's still just staring at you, shocked.
>"...How come you didn't get any meat things?"
>You shrug.
"Wouldn't be fair to enjoy something like that while you just have a salad."
>She pauses, then a smile slowly graces her face.
>It makes you smile.
>Then you blink and will it into a blank look.
>Her smile widens, and she just rolls her eyes.
>And now with nothing to look at, your eyes trail to your drink.
>-Oh shit, it's probably all watered down, now...
>You take a sip and internally shrug.
>It's still bearable.
>You take a bigger sip, and see Spitfire glancing at her drink, now.
>Reminds you of that thing your dad told you about.
>The sudden impulse of eating or drinking when you see someone else doing it.
>It's obviously not just a human thing.
>She takes her glance and downs half the thing.
>She clears her throat, then just takes your drink while you're in the process of sipping on it.
>You're just left with the straw in your mouth while she takes a big sip herself.
>You just stare at her, and after a moment, she slides the drink under the straw again.
>"S-sorry about that. This drink is REALLY strong..."
>You raise an eyebrow and grab the drink.
>The smell alone is pretty strong.
>You take an extremely small sip.
>And it still burns your throat on the way down.
>Holy shit, that's some pretty potent stuff.
>>25989643found wifi in class
Fuck, I'm legitimately getting thirsty for whiskey. Looks like I'll be doing good drunk drawing tonight.
>>25989753
Huzzah for Drunkfag, and the enabler, Bluebird!
>>25989643
>>25989643
>class
Dayum, a whole 8 hours apart.
>This oughta be your go-to place, instead!
>Meat, better drinks, scary griffons...
>What more could someone want?
>You turn back to Spitfire, now extremely impressed at the half of the drink she downed.
>-HOLY SHIT SHE DOWNED HALF OF IT.
>You remember the tolerance levels of ponies perfectly clear, and Spitfire just drank probably five times past that limit.
>Holy hell.
>Either she's going to pass out, or be EXTREMELY drunk.
>She hiccups.
>That means extremely drunk.
>-Oh shit, and she hasn't even EATEN anything, yet!
>That means it's going to be WORSE.
>You flag down a guy griffon, and he walks up to you both.
>"Anything you need?"
"Could you swap out her drink for a Hay-Cola like mine?"
>Spitfire dumbly nods, then hiccups.
>He looks back at you.
>"So, she's done with it?"
>You nod.
>Before you can say anything else, he takes the glass and just empties it into his mouth.
>He sighs, then pats your shoulder.
>"...Finish school, man."
>He walks away.
>...What the fuck.
>You turn back to Spitfire, who just hiccups again, then smiles at you.
>"Anon, I am REEEAAALLLY drunk right now."
>You simply nod.
"I can tell."
>She giggles, then hiccups midway through.
>You feel a sudden twinge of panic in your gut.
>Not sure why, exactly.
>Though it's definitely there.
>You also feel a bit... excited?
>So you're pretty much apprehensive, then.
>Still not sure why, though.
>But you guess you'll find out, soon enough.
>Then you see the griffon come back to the table with a glass full of soda.
>He places it before Spitfire, and-
>She's looking at you.
>She's got her head propped up on her hooves, looking at you dreamily with a pair of half-lidded eyes.
>She doesn't even glance at the drink.
>She's just staring into your eyes.
>>25989824
Fug, can't even reply right.
bump
>>25989824
>>25989937Gonna be honest, I got no idea what those initials stand for.
"...Uh, you okay, Spitfire?"
>She nods, hiccups, then smiles.
>"Never been better, Anon..."
>You simply nod in response, then take a sip of your drink.
>You pause when you feel something under the table.
>She's brushing you with one of her hind legs.
"Uh... what are you doing?"
>"Nooothing~"
>You click your tongue.
"Well, it doesn't really FEEL like nothing..."
>You take a sip of your drink.
>A seductive smile crosses her face.
>"Want it to BE something?"
>You choke on your soda, and it spills all over your suit.
>-It just slides off and stays on the seat.
>You don't even FEEL it being wet.
>Awesome.
>You wipe that shit down with a napkin and smile.
>Man, your suit would be FUCKED if it weren't for that spell thing.
>Thank Jesus.
>-Well, thank Rarity, actually.
>The two should not be compared to each other.
>You look back up, still feeling her brushing your leg.
>She bites her lip.
>"Sooo... What do you say we go to the bathroom, do a little 'waiting' in there until our salads come?"
>Your eyes widen.
>Did she...
>Did she just say that?
>Another memory from yesterday.
>-Actually, EVERYTHING hits you.
>You remember something about a shower, a spaghetti dinner at three in the morning, and being pinned on the couch by her.
>Oh, Jesus.
>That's where the feeling in your stomach came from.
>But... excitement?
>That's... just, no!
>The excited part of your apprehensiveness was obviously from something else.
>OBVIOUSLY.
>And that's final.
>You feel her leg move upwards.
>"Weeell?"
>You quickly shake your head.
>She pouts-
>-GOD, YOU REMEMBER THIS, TOO!
>You try shielding your eyes, but she hits you with a full blown lip-quiver-big-eyed-look-in-a-begging-stance pout.
>>25990006
>Gonna be honest, I got no idea what those initials stand for
Well, I used to go by S.T.D. on games but I got banned for it, so now I'm just S.T.
>>25990064
Sexual Tyrannosaur
>>25990080
That works too
>>25988840
RIP LL
>>25990006
>>25990064
Kek, so you're no longer a disease?
Aye, I asked though 'cause I thought you were a namefag just silently judging, waiting for the right moment to just surprise us with dickloads of more content.N-not that I'm disappointed or anything. You can do whatchu want...
>And as much as you wouldn't like to admit it, that pout of hers is REALLY potent.
>She looks incredibly adorable like that.
>It'd be difficult to say no to her for ANYTHING.
>But still, you won't do... THAT, no matter how many times she pouted.
>You hesitate, but simply shake your head.
>"...W-why not? D-d-do you... do you not like me?"
>Her fake pouting actually becomes genuine.
>Just with waterier eyes.
"N-no, it's not that! But, if we both leave, then they'll think we left and clear the table for someone else!"
>-Nice save, Anon.
>"O-oh... right..."
>The leg rubbing stops, and her eyes trail to the table.
>You feel the horribly confusing need to comfort her.
>-Well, it's not THAT confusing.
>It's just wanting to cheer up an acquaintance.
>...Though for some reason, your mind is completely unsatisfied with that explanation.
>...Well fuck you too, mind.
>Before you can think, you put your hand on one of her hooves.
>Ohshitniggerwhatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg
>It's like you're not even in any goddamn control right now.
"Look, we don't need to do any of... THAT, to make this night enjoyable, right?"
>She looks up at you, then slightly smiles and nods.
>You quickly retract your hand and stare at the traitorous appendage in anger.
>Fuckin' hands.
>She takes a sip of her drink, and instinctively, you do the same.
>You catch yourself and smile.
>Then frown.
>Man, you really miss your family...
>You'd all go to Applebee's every Friday, and just, well, BEING here, reminds you of that too.
>You softly sigh.
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
>You look up and see Spitfire just staring at you with a concerned expression, a drunken blush covering both her cheeks.
>>25990006
>pout
It's happening! I am got hype
>>25990161
I would do green, I have the time, but certainly not the skill. Last time I wrote anything resembling a story was a few years ago.
>>25990161
Is there crazy griffon shit and things all over the walls?
Odd combinations of cat and bird hoarding all plastered up for the world to see!
>>25990161
>>25990240
You only get better by trying, which is why I'm cringing my way to becoming a better artist.
>You wave your hand.
"It's nothing."
>She narrows her eyes and glares, then her look fades into another one of concern.
>"Why won't you talk to me, Anon?"
>She puts her hoof on your hand again.
>"You can always talk to me, Anon. It's what I'm here for..."
>-Funny.
>And here you were, thinking she was just here to force you on dates and eat up your time.
>Silly Anonymous.
>...Though, she IS really pleasant to be with...
>-FUCK YOU, BRAIN.
>There's...
>Ah...
>Who are you kidding?
>She IS pleasant to be with.
>But only pleasant out of all the ponies you've talked with since you've been here.
>Which is like... less than ten.
>-But it's not HER that's pleasant.
>It's just the company- being something LIVING to talk to, that's pleasant.
>"...Anon?"
>You blink and see her, eyes starting to water.
"S-sorry. I just... I don't like talking about my emotions with anyone."
>"W-why?"
>You shrug.
"A lot of reasons, but no major one. I never even talked to my own family about my feelings."
>She nods and just rubs your hand.
>"Well, I'm not your family. You can tell me whatever you want to."
>-Never happening.
>Ever.
"Thanks."
>She nods, continuing to rub your hand comfortingly.
>You'd move, but you just don't want to be rude.
>But you don't like it.
>At all.
>You're just not a rude person.
>It's like someone opening a door for you, then you just giving them the finger and walking through the closed one next to them.
>You just don't do it.
>Out of your peripherals, you see the waitress coming by with your plates.
>You yank your hand back with tremendous speed.
>>25990292
Talking about not talking about feels gets me right in the feels, not that I would tall you about it, Bluebird-sama
>>25989393
>"Make that two salads."
anon is a better man than i.
steak > mares/women
>>25990292
>>You'd move, but you just don't want to be rude.
>>You're just not a rude person.
>>You yank your hand back with tremendous speed.
kek
Anon you fucking nigger
>>25990359
The waitress will rib us again if we are adorable, we must cower
>>25990292
>become a better artist
>artist
Post some of it, man. I wanna see this.
>>25990422
>>25990292
seconded
>>25990422
>>25990433
Me thinks Byrd means an artist of words?
>>25990422
>>25990433
Ah, well here, this is the most recent drawing I've made, along with the beautiful pencil I used to make it! This picture is taken with the best and only camera I have in my possession.
Mind the image quality- it's taken from my phone.
>>25990460
i see a green blob, friend.
is this abstract art or is the camera just really that bad?
>>25990460
that's about the sharpest image i've ever seen.
>>25990292
>She comes up to your table with two salads and one of those crankable cheese grater things on a tray.
>She just smiles while she places a salad in front of Spitfire.
>...Maybe she didn't see anything?
>"Cheese?"
>"-Oh, yes, please."
>The waitress starts grating.
>-Oh shit, maybe she DIDN'T see it!
>Spitfire asks her to stop, and the waitress moves over to you, leaving her with a small blanket of cheese over her salad.
>She looks at you.
>"Cheese?"
"Yes, please."
>...Cool.
>She didn't see anything-
>"-I saw you holding her hoof, by the way."
>Spitfire drunkenly giggles.
>You feel your face heat up.
"I-I wasn't HOLDING her hoof! Sh-she just had her hoof on my hand! She was comforting me, as a FRIEND."
>She clicks her tongue.
>"Yeah, well, you seem to be getting AWFULLY friendly with her, too."
>Spitfire giggles again.
>You huff and fold your arms.
"Whatever. Just cheese the salad, already..."
>She gives a mock salute, then starts grinding cheese onto your plate.
>"Just tell me when to stop."
>You watch your plate as cheese is just slowly piled up on it.
>After a while, it just becomes cheese topped with cheese.
>She looks at you, still grating.
>"You know... whenever you don't want cheese, just say something."
>You nod.
>You just keep watching the cheese.
>It starts piling up.
>You stare blankly at it.
>"...Any day, now..."
"Keep going."
>You stare coldly at her, then the cheese.
>She just nods.
>The cheese continues to pile up, now making a small mound on your plate.
>"Are you just going to use all the cheese-"
"-I'll tell you when to stop."
>She continues grating, and eventually, it just finishes.
>There's now a small mountain of mozzarella on your plate.
>You can't even see the salad anymore.
>She just stares at your plate for a moment.
>"...Well, now you got some extra cheese for your marefriend, right?"
>Your eye twitches.
>She laughs and walks away.
>Dirty Jew bird.
>>25990473
You tell me, man. I think they're pretty good looking, honestly.
>>25990460
Aww crap, I was super wrong!
>>25990497
Put your glasses back on Bluebird, we need you in top shape here
>>25990497
i...i cant see anything
>>25990497
Maybe it's abstract, like it's supposed to represent something? Some sort of... something...
>>25990526
You must be blind, then! That picture is the purest of qualities the world has ever seen!My camera lens has been scratched to hell for like, two years.
>>25990497
Ooh, actually, and I don't know why I kept this shit, y'all can have this beautiful thing I made in MSPaint for the AnonFilly thread.
>>25990583
Is it seriously that scratched? Holy crap, do you work at a sand blasting shop? Humor me and see if the trick of putting clear tape on it works. I've never seen a lens so scratched...
>>25990596
it's...glorious... it bring tear to mi eye
>>25990605
Well whadaya know, the image quality significantly improved!
You can ACTUALLY kinda tell that there's words on the screen!
>>25990651
Beautiful quality, amiright?
>>25990240
You should really take your name off if you're not contributing anything.
>>25990663
Did you really just jump in here to berate Sexual Tyrannosaurus?
>>25990653
I noticeable improvement. Now, to find the perfect tape, and restore your camera in a marvelously obnoxious manner!
>>25990663
Green is coming, son.
>>25990292
Dammit, now you done gone and got me inspired to do shit.
> You are Lieutenant Ano N. Ymous, Wingman of Captain Spitfire
> Three years ago, you came here in your "big scary loud fast thing" as the locals called it.
> Otherwise known as a plane
> After explaining what it was, and what you did, you found yourself in tryouts for the Wonderbolts.
> Turns out these horses were pretty accepting of your dastardly lie.
> Which involved hours of explaining every detail of your plane, species, you, Earth and every small thing in-between.
> Fuckin' purple horse is crazy for details.
> In reality, you really just inherited it from Papa Ymous, famous stunt pilot.
> You were just a rookie pilot in the 'Murican Navy.
> The Captain's voice brings you back from your musings.
> " Lieutenant, could you come into my office for a moment? "
> You groan, just wanting to lay down and take a break from pulling G's for four hours straight.
> You grab a drink from the cooler before walking into her office and take a seat.
"Yeah, I know. I broke formation during that loop. I wasn't sure if Fleetfoot was gonna hit my wing or not."
> She frowns at you, and puts her head in her hooves.
> " No, Ano, that's not what this is about. " Raising her head up to look at you, she continues on.
> "Though you're still not off the hook about that."
> Fuck. There goes your weekend.
> " I wanted to talk to you about something more important. "
> Oh shit
> Last time she said that was when you both discussed kicking Soarin off the team.
>>25990809
> You nervously take a sip of your drink.
> Almost tastes like Mountain Dew.
> But less dank.
> Hill Frost, they call it.
> " I wanted to ask if you were free for lunch. "
> You swallow it, and lean back in thought.
> In all honesty, you never left your house other than for food, practice, or a show.
> It was a fairly long walk to Ponyville from the edge of the forest, even for someone who was faster than the average pone.
> Might be good for you.
" Yeah, I think I can fit that in my schedule. "
> You say jokingly, she gave you the rest of the day off.
> Which is a nice thing to hear when you wake up at 5:30 in the morning, and go to bed at damn near midnight
> " Yeah, yeah. 12:30 good for you? " You nod. " Good. Dismissed. "
> You struggle for a few seconds trying to get out of the small-ass chair, Spitfire stifling a chuckle, but manage to get up anyway.
> Papa wouldn't deal with this.
> He'd smash that shit from under him and use the pieces as a stilt to get up.
> Ain't no chairs fucked with Papa back home.
> You look at the clock on your way out.
> 10:20
> Still got some time to get out of your flight suit.
>>25990816
> After slipping into something more casual, ( which involved a grey shirt and jeans ) you roamed around town, signed some pictures, and chatted to an overly excited blue pegasus for a while.
> Eventually it was time for lunch, and you headed to Pony Joe's Donut Shop.
> When you got there, Spitfire was already inside and waiting.
> You check the clock on your way in. 12:27.
> Spitfire seems to have noticed you, and is currently waving you over with a smile on her muzzle.
> Taking a seat at the table, you two do a hoofbump, and grab your menus.
> " You know, I can't remember the last time I went out for lunch. Or anywhere other than work, really. "
> Huh. Who knew Spits would be one to share your shut-in nature.
" Yeah, it's a nice place. Cheap, tasty, and entirely unhealthy. "
> Even though the occasional repairs on your aircraft kept you from getting too lazy, you still got a decent workout during training.
> The waiter comes by to take your order, strange, considering the only life you saw when you walked in was customers and Joe himself.
> Must be expanding
> " And what can I get for the stunt fliers today? " The waiter asks.
> " Just two jelly donuts for me. "
" Jelly and two glazed, please. "
> He quickly writes your orders down on a small notepad, and is off to Joe.
> After he's gone, Spitfire looks over to you and asks " You never told me what you did back on Earth. "
> Oh boy.
Getting off for tonight. Will continue if wanted.
Aww yiss, all the green
>>25990819
NOOOOOOIIIIIIIICE
I'm off to bed. G'night Bluebird. ST, keep it up tomorrow too!
i have to get ready for school.thank god im graduating in a few months
will be able to start on that song afterwards.
>>25990819
>>25990489
you glorious fucks best keep writing now, ya hear?
Well, after finding my old-ass tablet, getting pissed off by it's slowiness, formatting the entire thing, then messing with its camera settings for probably half an hour, I finally got a camera, and took a shot of dis new thing I just drew.
N-no bully plz...
>>25991026
spiral notebook/10
>>25991033
>spiral notebook
-SKETCHING PAD
THERE'S NO LIIINES!Anyways, I should really get back to what I don't do best.
>>25991026
She is 100% aborable
>>25991026
that's really cute blue.
made me wanna snuggle my screen again
>>25990489
>all this giggling
You're gonna give me a heart attack before I get home.keep doing it.
>>25991106another one
>>25990489
>Spitfire stares at your plate.
>"A-are you actually going to eat THAT?"
>You shrug and smile.
"Well, I always WAS curious as to where I'd end up next if I died here."
>She stiffens, and her face quickly turns into one of pure worry and shock.
>Her eyes start to water, and her ears fall so her sides.
>"P-please d-don't, Anon... D-don't l-leave me..."
>You raise your hands up.
>You see a tear fall down her cheek.
"-W-what? No, Spitfire, it was just a joke. I'm not ACTUALLY going to eat cheese until I die."
>She sniffles.
>"W-what?"
"It was a joke. I'm not stupid enough to cheese myself to death."
>-You could definitely eat meat until you died, though.
>You'd happily do the shit out of that anyday.
>She wipes her eyes and sniffles again.
>"O-oh..."
>You just smile.
"It's nice to know that you worry so much, though."
>It's definitely not something you ever saw your other friends do.
>Hell, those niggers didn't even visit you in the hospital...
>She just nods, then starts slowly eating her salad, eyes only a bit redder.
>It's making you sad really quickly.
"Y-yeah, so, sorry, about that... Shouldn't of made a joke like that."
>She gives you a small smile in response.
>"It's okay, Anonymous... I-I just really don't like the thought of anything bad happening to you..."
>You simply smile and nod.
>...Man, she is a LOT more emotional drunk than she is sober.
>And you're pretty much the complete opposite of that.
>-She still looks really sad, though...
>Gotta diffuse this.
"So, then... how'd you become a Wonderbolt, exactly?"
>Her ears perk up, and she just looks at you.
>"You want to know?"
>You nod.
"Well yeah, of course. I barely know anything about you."
>A small smile forms on her face, and she mindlessly grabs a bite of her salad.
>"W-well, it all started when I was a little filly..."
>>25991233
>it all began when I was a little filly... "
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy
>>25991233
>"W-well, it all started when I was a little filly..."
Oh boy here we go
>>25990987
>you glorious fucks best keep writing now, ya hear?
aye aye cap'm
>>25991043
Is it fireproof?
>>25991026
Holy shit, that's actually really good, dude. Looks like you've been drawing for at least a solid year, no?
>>25991352
Uhh, y-yeah, of course! A year! Definitely...
I'm also gonna get some sleep now. Properly for once. See you on the other side.
>>25991372
>this drawing in under a year
>writing on par with Jeff Mango
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother fucking drawing anymore. Make good use of your skill man, you learn very quickly.
>>25991233
>You scoot a bit closer in your seat and take a sip of your drink, then grab a handful of cheese and chew on that.
>"I remember being in flight camp at the time..."
>You just listen closely.
>"It was all during my final year there, actually. The Wonderbolts themselves had been routinely coming around the camp for future recruit material. They were there for about a week, and that day was the last one they were there for."
>Her smile widens.
>"I hadn't gotten the chance to see them earlier or strut my stuff, so when one of the team showed up, I was so excited..."
>She looks off into the distance a bit.
>"We were going to just do a simple team exercise, and Light Speed HIMSELF had showed up. He was my favorite of all the Wonderbolts, and I asked for an autograph and told him my dream of being a Wonderbolt, the second I saw him."
>She takes a sip of her drink, still smiling.
>"I'll never forget that moment... He had told me that he didn't have a pen or marker on him, so he just gave me his flight goggles, instead... It was one of the greatest moments in my life."
>She looks up at you.
>"-I still have them too, actually. His name was engraved on the side of it."
"Huh. Neat."
>She nods.
>"I wore them as soon as I got them, and went over to the other fillies and colts for the exercise. I remember being so proud that I had those goggles, even though they were just given to me."
>"I remember the exercise was just a small obstacle course, and everypony was split into four teams for it. The fastest team to all arrive at the finish line first, won."
>"...But, of course, nopony was able to keep up with me."
>She laughs.
>"I went through that course like I had rehearsed it a thousand times- that's how easy it was."
>"...But the second I looked back at the others in my team, there was this huge explosion from behind me, over on the other side of the camp. I remember it being really loud, and there was this weird rainbow that came out of it."
>You simply nod.
>>25991779
>You coulda sworn you've heard something about a rainbow explosion from Dash...
>You can't remember for shit, though.
>"The explosion blinded everypony but me, only because I was looking away from it. Once I had seen that the ponies on my team were blinded and all disoriented, I flew over and helped them out... Dealing with eight ponies who couldn't see or fly right was a big challenge for me."
>She takes another bite of her salad, then just drowns it with her drink.
>"I somehow helped and guided everypony back to the main camp's cloud, then I had this Cutie Mark appear on my flank. About half way, Light Speed had seen me helping the others, and told me that I looked like a natural born leader, and would be perfect for the Wonderbolts. He gave me a pamphlet for the recruitment camps, and once I was able to, I signed up, and the rest is history."
>She finishes off with a smile, then takes another bite of her salad.
"Wow. That's probably more interesting than the sum of my entire life to date..."
>She waves a hoof.
>"Oh, please, there has to be at least ONE thing in your life that was exciting!"
>You pause and think for a moment.
>You shake your head.
"I mean, there was one time I was attacked by a giraffe at the zoo, but that was more terrifying than exciting, really..."
>"So... there isn't a SINGLE thing in your life that you thought was exciting? Nothing?"
>You shake your head.
"If anything in my life was exciting, it's obviously not exciting enough for me to remember it."
>"...What about good moments, then? What's the best thing that's ever happened to you in your life?"
>You think for a moment, then shrug again.
>She gasps.
>"Y-you can't be serious!"
"Yeah. I just, I... can't really think of anything memorable that's happened in my life..."
>You twirl the straw in your drink for a moment.
"The most exciting thing for me was just ending up here, but I can't really think of any happy moments I've had."
>>25991784
Aye, I believe it is time to take a Steam break! Be back in... whenever.
>>25991867
What are you playing?
>>25991890
Killing Floor 2.
It's kinda disappointing in the sense that you can't kill a single floor in the game, but eh.
>>25991903
I think it's attributive rather than present participle. Also, RPG is satisfying as fuck but new demo feels underwhelming. Bring back sharpshooter.
>>25991942
Aye, that's why I love Gunslinger so much. No crossbow or sniper, but hell if dual-wielding pistols isn't fun as dicks.
>>25991867
isnt your steam name the same as your namefag?
or did another anon just have the same name?
>>25992260
...That's classified.
>>25990809
>bearcat racer
That's not a Mustang.
>>25992276
Is Killing Floor 2 still good? Microtransactions are kinda turning me off from it tBh
>>25992630
Better than ever. The microtransactions are just dumb little cosmetics.
>>25990497
I can fap to this
>>25991026
oh gosh, that's cute. Good job
>>25991784
Man, the personality you've given spidya in this is fucking ace. Just gonna chill for a few hours more, than get back to drawing for ya.
>>25993003
You gonna draw them up at griffon applebees being adorable?
Posting from phone. Should be back Wednesday.
>>25993890
Oh my God, nobody cares. I hate you so much.
>>25993890
>mfw banned for posting lewd.
>>25993900
No you
>>25993922
Jesus. Not cool, man. Not cool.
>>25993913
I don't hate you yet
My only saved art with Spitfire in it, what the heck?
>>25994491
Kek this is great.
you've gotta
accentuate the positive
eliminate the negative
latch on to the affirmative
don't mess with mr in between
https://youtu.be/E2mku_2B-4A
I've now been awake for 27 hours, and I don't know why I keep doing this to myself.
And I now have a new car.I fell asleep while looking some documents over.
>>25995973
post car /o/tist in me wants to see
>>25995973
Ooo, what kind? My inner /o/ is very curious.
>>25991233
>"Well, I always WAS curious as to where I'd end up next if I died here."
>>She stiffens, and her face quickly turns into one of pure worry and shock.
>>Her eyes start to water, and her ears fall so her sides.
>>"P-please d-don't, Anon... D-don't l-leave me..."
>>You raise your hands up.
>>You see a tear fall down her cheek.
I love this, it's so fucking adorable.
>>25992487
I like the F8F better, personally.
Mainly because it's one of my favorite planes in War Thunder
>go to bed
>wake up
>go to class
>come back
>thread has shit loads of posts compared to last night
>bluebird.png
For fucks sake writefag I kind of wanted to play games tonight not read.
Fack
Captcha is Cactus, it's going up your ass.
>>25996395
You think this is a game, mutherbucker?!Somehow that doesn't seem very threatening...
>>25996395darling
>>25988752
Well, I think my dick just exploded.
>>25993003
>wanted to chill for an hour
>ended up sleeping for 5 hours straight
woops. Sorry about that.
>>25992260
>>25992276
haxxor.jpg
>>25996783
Hah, 5 hours. I slept for almost 10.
Green soon™
>>25996841
>10
Must be nice...
>>25996043
>>25996051Guessing game time!
>>25996783
>>25996841
You niggers. Don't you know sleep is for the weak?
>>25996929
Blu wasn't kidding when the word new was mentioned.
>>25996962
As a man about to go to sleep, I would have to disagree with you
>white
>very weak
>barely a man
>still a teenager
>sleep most of the day
Okay nevermind
>>25996929
Blue oval master race?
>>25996929
not classic musclecar ....im not angry just disappointed blue
>>25996968
Yep, and I already ruined it with 50+ miles.
>>25996992
That's RIGHT.Though I really need to fix my fucking sleeping pattern. I'm practically nocturnal at this point.
>>25996995M-maybe...
>>25997041
Anon the last time I sat in an old muscle car, the fucking door swung open while I was riding shotgun during a turn.But holy shit if I had the money for one...
But anyways, I shall stop hogging up posts like a dirty attention whore and start writing.
>>25990819
> " So, you ever see combat? "
> Spits and you have been talking for almost half an hour now. You've gone over what an aircraft carrier, jet, and a Navy is.
" A few times. Though it was mostly just air strikes. "
> She was pretty interested in the whole supersonic thing.
> You, meanwhile were have a pretty good time, finally talking to someone as a friend, rather than a wingman or an idol.
> " Any relatives serve?"
> A sad look overtakes your smile.
" Uh... yeah. My brother is... was in the Army. He... died a few months before I came here. "
> Your donuts are long gone, and the bill paid, but Spitfire asked you to stay a while longer.
" Heh... It's funny, he told me one time if he came back and I wasn't there... "
> You put your hands on the table.
" ... he'd look in every bar in America for me. "
> Of course, this was just after Papa Ymous died. You were depressed as all hell, and though he tried to hide it, you could tell that your brother was too.
" Some of his Army buddies came to my place. Told me that he died in a old house that smelled like shit. J-jumped on a grenade and saved four other guys. "
> You close your eyes to try and keep it together.
>>25997092
> " Ano? I... I think it's time to head home. Get some rest, I know you haven't been sleeping much. "
> She spoke gently, almost motherly.
" Y-yeah. I gotta... uh, grab ol' Liberty and do some maintenance anyway. Rudder was uh, a bit slow and the left flap didn't deploy right. "
> You named the plane Liberty Prime after a robot in some old game.
> There was more problems than just the rudder and flap, but you just wanted to get home, sleep and forget about Earth.
> You missed your brother almost as much as dad, he inspired you to join the Navy in the first place.
> Dad wanted you to become a racer like him, but he always said to do what you thought was right.
> " Alright. Hey, I had fun today, wanna do it again sometime? "
> You smiled, feeling a little better now that you had something other than sitting around all day.
" Yeah. Let's just... not mention my family next time alright? "
> She smiled back and nodded.
> And with that, you headed back home.
>>25997111
> Your home wasn't all that big, but wasn't small either. It bordered in the middle of the line, cozy, warm, and was perfect for what you needed.
> It was made of wood, cut down from the nearby Everfree, with five rooms inside. A bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, guest bedroom, and a living room, in which you spent most of your free time.
> Well decorated, but simple. Just as you like it.
> You now sit on the edge of your bed. It is almost 9 o'clock, and your shirt, and jeans are thrown on the ground.
> After you flew home from the training grounds, you did some work on your plane. You had fixed the flap, turns out the cable was a bit damaged.
> Shit's always breaking on that thing.
> You and Spits had made plans to go out to lunch two days from now, on Saturday.
> A question still lingers in your mind.
" Why'd she want to go out today? " you ask the wall in front of you.
> It'd been just a week since you got the promotion to Lieutenant.
> She probably just wanted to know you better.
> To trust you.
> The Wonderbolts were, contrary to popular belief, a military unit.
> She wants to bond with her wingman, just like you had to bond with your weapons officer in the Navy.
> Though you never could really trust him. He was usually goofing off or sucking up to the commander.
> Fuckin' Jackson, he only got the position because his dad was a higher up.
> That dickhead never worked for anything.
> Anyway, what were you doing?
> Oh, yeah. Going to sleep. Right. Back to that.
> You hit the pillow with a " fwump " and pull the blanket over you.
> Back to dreams of hanging out with your brother.
> Within minutes of lying down, you are out.
> Like, ten rounds of Mike Tyson out.
>>25997127
There you are, lads.
>>25996962
It's 2am here, man. Almost fell asleep in the fucking bus, hah.
Also, new green when? ;_;As a note, i might not be able to drawfag for a day, possibly 2. Resigning from fucking studios, even Overmare is tiring me out.I'll still lurk and reply, though <3Sorry about that, folks.
>>25997080
d-do you wanna see mine senpai?
only took me 7 years of work to rebuild ithttp://imgur.com/mREJAzh
shes in storage for winter now though
>>25997194
>http://imgur.com/mREJAzh
God, that's sexy.
>>25997142
Not bad. I'd say to continue.
>>25991784
>>25997127
Shiieet, lookin' forward to moar!
>>25997194
>only
DAAAMN, SON, it looks brand new. That's fukkin NOICE.
>>25997177
You're always welcome in this thread m8, drawings or not!Especially with dubs like those.
>Spitfire just stares at you, slack-jawed.
>You shrug.
"I may be an alien from another planet, but on that planet, I was pretty boring, by their standards."
>But you were happy with it.
>"W-well... what did you do for a living? What was your job?"
"Eh, I was pretty much just a desk jockey for my dad."
>"...A 'desk jockey'? What's that?"
"Just some guy who sits at a desk and does work from it. I handled appointments and stuff."
>"...Appointments for what?"
"Therapy sessions. My dad was a psychiatrist."
>"Oh, that's neat! What about your mom?"
"Oh, uh, she just stayed home."
>"...Oh."
>You can tell by the look in her face that she's just hit a stump.
>She's now got nowhere else to go with the conversation.
"...Sorry, I'm just, ah, not that exciting a person, honestly. Not many exciting things to remember in my life."
>She softly smiles, then puts her hoof on your hand again.
>"Well... We've still got plenty of time to make some exciting memories of our own."
>...We.
>As much as you'd like to disagree with yourself...
>You like the sound of that.
>-Just, uh, you know, with human women, instead...
>Yeah, can't disagree with THAT.
>You look down at your hand.
>There's been an awful lot of hoof-hand stuff going on tonight, hasn't there?
>-Purely platonic, though.
>It's no big deal.
>You slowly move your hand away and look back to your salad, trying to find the actual salad part of it, buried underneath all that cheese.
>Your devious plan was just to have the waitress suffer through grinding cheese almost indefinitely, but holy shit, she had really mauled that fucking block...
>So you kind of suffered from that.
>You internally shrug and grab a handful of cheese, snacking on it like popcorn, bit by bit.
>>25997406
Oh shit, i forgot to grab the whiskey for tonight!
I'mma go get that real quick.I could make a little drunk drawing stream if you'd want, idk
>>25997535
-I GOT LIKE, TWO HOURS!
GOGOGOGO!
>>25997603
shiiiet, i can't do an entire drawing in that time, but i can definitely do something. It's gonna take a few minutes to set it up, though.
>>25997641
FUCK IT, THEN FOUR HOURS!
GOGOGOGO!
>>25997653
almost up, hold on
>>25997740
>>25997653
This should work:https://talkgadget.google.com/hangouts/_/kp7frke4rjyj7p4bmqx5zdl4dea
>>25997774
-Well shit, if only a webcam existed on this thing.
>>25997799
what, wanna see my face? :^)
>>25997813
Aye, it just asked for access to my non-existing webcam and microphone.
>>25997828
So, both my screen and mic are working?
>>25997846
Yee. And on another note, I just lost an entire post of green.Also, your jungle beats aren't going over your mic.
>>25997846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0
Literally the greatest song ever conceived. I use it to piss off neighbors.
>>25997774
Haha, drawing on my phone, and green on my PC!
>>25998017
You wish DF, its you drawing on my phone!
bump
>>25997406
>Shiieet, lookin' forward to moar!
Thanks mate
![[Disturbed apple horse noises].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jKa8Ect.gif "[Disturbed apple horse noises].gif")
>>25998160
>bumping a thread on page 3
>shipping your waifuas inferior as she might be to pinkie piewith anyone else
>believing that braeburn is straight
DF, hoodie is causal, so mane down, right?
Hmm, yea, no mane down in show. Short mane plus flying must get ya the wind swept look all day.
>>25998238
crossroads pls go ;_;
>>25998323NeverB-Baka
>>25998362
dude
it's 3am
go to bed
>>25998368
>go to bed
>>25998160
NO SHIPPING ALOUD!!!!! SPITFIRE IS PURE AND LEWD!!Got a dinner scene drawn out
>>25998394
>Got a dinner scene drawn out
fuck man, post! I wanna see this!
>>25998394
gasp!YesJew.Jpeg
DF, you can mix tequila with the trash can... Maybe with horchata, milk would be too thin, me thinks.
Ooo, tequila con manzana
don't you just want to rub that belly?
>>25998415
I will around 10:30.At boxing, sparring, about to go in ;^)
>>25998444
well, now you have to tell us how you box. Close or far?
>>25998463
Depends, if it's king of manlets, I'm on his ass, if it's fucking slender man, I keep my distance and let him wear himself out.
>>25998486
Good to be flexible if you can do it. A buddy of mine wanted to be an in fighter, but he couldn't take the beatings. Coach forced him to move further out.
Wind Rider becomes Spitfire's new stepdad.
That shit happens everytime I fuckin' post, so I just avoid reading so I don't get pissed. But damn, do the little things get me.
>>25998511
Started doing it because a couple of friends said I need to take out my aggression. It's great until manlet lord goes for liver shots.
>>25998533
Wat
mane down is gonna be nice, sorta like a pixie cut. Besides hair gel is flamable, Spitfire doesn't need that kind of risk.
>>25998552
we're talking about content creation and shit, herehttps://talkgadget.google.com/hangouts/_/kp7frke4rjyj7p4bmqx5zdl4dea
How athletic was Stormy Flare in her youth?
>>25998542
Bahhh, you don't need that liver anyway.
My scarf tells me its because it takes a long time to rig
>>25998563
>we're
Fuck, I'm just listening and trying not to write shit that sounds retarded.Also, that simulator's old news, son.
DFagdo you never use perspective lines for the body? Only the head?
Yes! for the short hoodie!
>>25998572How else will I drink with spits and soarin after I die in WW3?
>>25998629
Can't you just go to the deli and buy liver all day? Isn't that how it works?
>>25998644
Ye boi
Some kind of contour line. That sounds like a smart plan, especially with the Spanish giggle water
You know, drawing while high would probably be fuckin' cool. Writing's definitely a blast.
Huzzah, I'm helping!
>>25998818
My boy's got a mandala coloring book we fuck around with when we get smoked up, shit's cash
I named 'that folder' "Binaries".
Blarg, it's terrible when you spot flaws. They never disappear.
>>25998744
>>25999096
excuse me?
>>25999096
wheres the green bb
>>25999302
To anyone wondering why people here are saying a lot of out-of-context shit, it's because we're talking in a stream, and i happen to basically be the only person, more or less, with a mic. So yeah.
Sketch is a good look, the CYOA look. erh mah gerd, do you know nips?!
Dont know nips!? whydomenhavenipples? Really? And here I thought he was horse famous...
>>25999450
Anon I think you're in the wrong thread.
Ha, edge fest 2015 for sure. Ya don't have to be the best to be good, as cliche as it is.
I know what ya mean about better artists though, except more woodworking projects and machining.
is this of now hangout thread? or of orangehorse?
>>25999567
Drawfag has invite us into his monitor, we hang and he drinks, it is good.
>>25999584
of drink?! i of join.
Your hangout crashes my browser.
>>25999688
Try your phone instead, that's what I did.
Holy fucking niggers, I actually passed out at the keyboard for a moment.31 fucking hours
>>25999713
go to sleep man.
>>25999713
Did you write green with your face?
>>25999734
I accidentally typed like, 5 random characters...
Does that count?
>>25999787
It's a start, was it good?
>>25999834
Well if it was, I just lost it.
>>25999859
Good night, sweet prince.
SLEEEP IS FOR THE WEEAAK
>>25999954
sleep
now
NO
I'm almost ready to start on the lineart. Just a few more things I need to fix.don't know if I have the ability to make a background on this. Also, I don't know if purple is a good color for anon's boxers
>>26000203
Aye, as good as anything.
>>26000203
>that human anatomy
god i fucking envy you for that, dear lord
>>26000245Oh shit, I just remembered that I'm volunteering to help a school nurse at a damn elementary school tomorrow.
That should be interesting.
>>26000309
L-lewd?
>>26000323
Jesus Christ, no. I'll probably just end up making one of the little fuckers cry.
Those Spanish-speaking little shits.
>talking of speccy in hangout
here's mine.
FUCK YOUR SPEEDY GONZALEZ SHIT DF
>>26000374ARIBAAAAAAA
god I hate those fucking spanish speaking little shits. they're so fucking disgusting and shitty. they come to america and fucking take all the jobs that honest white people could hold
BUILD A WALL
>>26000449
NO PUNCTUATION, YOU IMPOSTER!
the triple headed guy here
processor: I7 6700k 4.7ghz
noctua NH-D14 air cooler
ram: 32gb ddr4
gpu: gtx980ti G1 overclocked
ssd: 1tb
hd: 4tb
psu: hx1000i
3x28in 1080p monitors
speccy a shit on this pc doesnt recognize shit
>bluebird right now
>>26000510
>>26000541
you wanna go?! 1v1 irl bro
>>26000555
COME ON, BITCH, I'LL TAKE YOU AND YOUR DOUBLE TRIPS ON!
Okay, I'm done working on this for tonight. I will start the line art tomorrow.
for the one person in the call who asked who "that purple hedgehog" was
>>26000851
Looking absolutely fantastic, Anon
>>26000851
good show, should clean up nice.
>>26000851
Fucking ace. That human is far beyond what i'd be able to do. Keep going, fellow drawfag.
>>26000472
Just give yourself a trip m8
>>26000993
Screw that.Thanks for waking me up.
>>26000918
>>26000921
>>26000948
t-thanks, guys.this is my first time drawing something like this so I hope it turns out the way I want. And I've barely done any human anatomy before.
>>26000867
>>26001025WAKE ME UP
>>26001025WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>26001030
>And I've barely done any human anatomy before.
Welp, you're doing a lot fucking better than me, then. Keep going, definitely.
>>26001044
>>26001050
Jesus fucking Christ.
