>"Are you eating your carrots?"
>>25987254
Now that you ask, I realize no.
You can eat my carrot
Carrots are disgusting.
>>25987304
>Underage detected
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT.
First, I have fucking Colgate start me on brushing my teeth twice a fucking day.
Next, I have Aryanne telling me to learn fucking German.
Now, this fucker has the outright audacity, the AUDACITY to ask me to change my daily schedule ONCE AGAIN to suit the wants of a couple fictional horses by eating fucking CARROTS that have been who-knows-where at each of my meals.
Do you understand I'm a fucking omnivore, that I don't physically need all that fucking carrot?
Is this post going to join the fucking "daily reminder" club, OP? Is it?
It better not be.
Do not fucking test me, asshole.
>>25987471
but anon, carrots are good for you eyes
if you eat your carrots, you can stare as much as you wish~
>>25987471
You know what, that's not it, either.
I have Internet Explorer horse depressed in another thread because I didn't fucking use herunfand now I use IE, slowing my day down even fucking further.
Then I even have fucking Rainbow Dash of all fucking horses here >>25975764 telling me to tell my family "about us". News flash, fucker, you can't date a fictional fucking character.
Jesus H Christ, stop telling me to do shit, I'm fucking sick of it
>>25987613
And I have 20/20 eyesight as of a few months ago
>>25987674
>confirmed sheeple
Your life must suck anon
>>25987254
>"Don't forget to brush after every meal."
>>25987822
L-E-A-V-E
>>25987254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU
you're supposed to JUICE them
I had a carrot today.
It wasn't great, but I guess I don't want to kill myselfany more than usualafter eating it.
