Do you think your waifu would give you a chance to prove your love for her, /mlp/?
>>25986763
No.
>>25986769
why so pessimistic friend?
>>25986822
She's too busy with her new princess duties. She'd never have the time. Plus I'm an abomination.
And for one thing, The most shameful thing of all.She's not real.
>>25987645
>Twifag
>>25987839
>doesn't matter fag
>she's fake fag
>nonexistant fag
>just a fag
>>25986763
Does anyone know if that guy has a DA, Tumblr, derpi or anything?
Even a pen name or something?
I love the comics he does and would love to see what else there is.
lolno
>>25986763
I highly doubt it.
>>25986763
maybe im not sure but even if she dont give me a chance im going to make a chance.
>>25986763
Did this guy make new stuff? Anybody have it?
>>25987956
>>25988237
raridashdoodles.tumblr.com
I actually do.
I'm /fit/ (my primary career), extroverted, and have a pretty big dick. I like fashion, know how to sew, cook, and like to go to high end parties/historical events. So pretty much because I always better myself anyway IRL, and would be a total normie if it wasn't for my intense horse lust.Most of all, I'll know how to be a Prince on the street and treat her like my dirty little show-pony in the bedroom.
My best advice is to weight train (with barbells and compound movements) and watch your diet. I'd bet your pony waifu would be aroused by being easily picked up by her stud. At the very least it'll give you confidence. Get cultured, ideally with something regarding an ethnic background you can personally relate to. I wish I could give advice if you have a small dick, but besides those odd websites about "exercises" for it I think that's sort of out of anyone's control.
Maybe most important for your emotional health (especially if you self-built your confidence), be prepared incase for whatever reason she says "no". There are plenty of mares in the field, and I'd never chase one that wasn't interested in me.Hope you all can get your waifus/husbandos, my friends. Aren't horses gorgeous?
Have you ever loved a woman
SO MUCH
you tremble in pain?
>>25988260
A thousand blessings upon you, anon
>>25986763
Very strategic way to advertise your blog. Very strategic indeed.
>>25986763
>not average intelligence
>big brute of a man
>extremely kind
>gentle giant
>bad at socializing
I don't have a chance in hell with Twilight.
Why would she choose me over someone she can actually relate to.
>>25987645
shes also the only canon xenophile. go for it anon.
>>25990210
>Gentle/Kind GiantI would share a beer with you
>>25988332
Wow, it's no wonder Rarity is your favorite pony.
>>25986763
Not really. Rarity is likely to immediately friendzone me for being too docile.
>"Oh, you're real a gentlecolt, Anonymous! And such a good listener! I know I'll always have a shoulder to cry on when my lovers break up with me and I'll never have to worry about you trying anything!"
>>25990349
Haha, you're Spike.
>>25990349
might as well be her gay friend and help her with all her feminine needs that shed be too embarrassed to ask her friends for help with
