>Why do you cry?
Because I stepped on a Legoit hurts
>>25985090
I know now why you cry.
But it's something that I could never do.
>>25985090
Because the other one keeps telling me not to obstruct the camera on my computer. I don't like being watched.
my balloon popped.
Also my life has no meaning, I live in near poverty, i'm ugly, have no friends, am too dumb for school, no one will hire me and I will die alone.
But mostly I miss my balloon.
>>25985090
So I can learn how to pick myself back up again.
>>25985090
Because I will never be able to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>25985090
Because I'm not an emotionless robot.
>>25985090
I cry, because I feel.
>>25985090
I don't.Thankfully all the thc saps my tear ducts.
>>25985090
Because,your not real
>>25985090
>tfw having an actual brain problem that makes social situations awkward
>tfw whenever you witness something dramatic, be it a show, music or even something printed, you cry
>not because you're sad, just because your brain is retarded and processes "drama" and "emotion" into "crying like a fucking bitch"
>tfw describing something as fucking trivial as Samus Aran's backstory as to why she can use her Chozo Armor makes you choke up and rain tears
Apparent mental retardation. That's the answer. That's why I cry. Fucksake. (Not actually crying right now.)
>>25985090
I cry because I cant feel others pain.
Loneliness consumes the void it leaves.
>>25985090
I cry because I have no one.
I cry because others cry, and I can't do anything about it.
I don't cry, not for the right reasons
I don't know why, I just seem to block out that sort of thing, it feels like my head has a wall of stone that stops it allI don't cry about the fact I'm aloneI didn't cry when the family dog diedI didn't cry when my grandmother died
I only have remorse for the fact that I don't have remorse
There is something very wrong, and I don't know what.
>>25985167
Well it sounds like you need to get a new balloon!
>>25985090
Because my ram usage is at 80% from browsing 4chan
>>25985090
The only time I cry is when I am drunk. Otherwise I just pit all my hate and fear and anguish into a black ball in my stomach. Most of the time I just feel numb.
>>25985090
because, despite having everything a normal person would want within reach, I will never be happy
>>25985090
Because you are giving all of my private information to the government.
>>25986487
I know that lack of feels. Going through it myself. Wish I knew how to help.
Onions.
>>25985090
Loss of webm controls.
>>25987250
This
>>25988054
This is going to sound really stupid, but how often do you masturbate? If it's a lot, I would recommend just outright stopping for a while. I don't know if it'll help you,but it helped me.
>>25985090
>2015+1
>using chrome
That's why. This fucking phone can't run Firefox correctly and in forces to use you
Ubuntu pone and Firefox pone are disappointed
Because all the senseless suffering in the world.
The abused innocent loyal animals.
The starving children with no real homes.
The orphans of war and the life the will never have.just kidding. it's cuz I will never skullfuck fluttershy
>>25990666
Use opera. Not mini. It uses Chrome engine.
Because, angels deserve to die.
>>25990666
How come this hasn't been derailed by /g/ yet
Also Satan trips speak the truth, chrome a shit
>>25990812
Chrome may a shit.
But firefox even a shitter.
Will give up all my privacy for 2 second less load times.
>>25985090
He won't cry, so I cry for him.
>>25987250
>>25990556
But you AGREED!
I mean, who would use a service without reading through the terms and conditions?
>>25985090
Because I found myself using the botnet.