>Anon wrote down all his fetishes in this book
>Lets take a look
>What the fuck is this?! Anon!
>>25984781
It's pretty self explanatory, Twilight. It's tender and loving sex in the missionary position while cradling each other and gazing into each other's eyes before achieving mutual orgasm and cumming inside my waifu for the purpose of procreation before we fall asleep spooning.
>>25984807
>This
Almost as good as tile patterns
>>25984807
You sick fuck, i bet you're intohand holding
>>25984781
Sorry Twi, but hooves are my weakness
>>25984807
You're making my eyes tear up, Anon!
Don't say such lewd things when the waifu is around.
>>25984781
Hey! I can't help if shiny things are delicious!
>>25984781
"Yo."
>"Your fetish book stops after latex! I know for a fact you have more fetishes than that!"
"Yeah, volume two is coming out later this year."
>>25984781
i told you im not good at grammur
>>25984829
Mein neger!
>>25984781
Girl on Girl, Boy on Boy, Futa, Incest, Elderly, Underage, Interracial, Traps, Reverse Traps, Multiple Sexual Partners, Orgies, Bestiality, Clopping, Xenophilia, Poképhilia, Necrophilia, Tentacle Sex, Monster Girls, TG, TF, MC, Hypno, Dollification, Petrification, Inflation, Expansion, Micro, Macro, BDSM, Violence, Guro, Castration, Amputation, CBT, Rape, Embarrassment, Cuck, Scat, Diapers, Vore, Weird Vore, Lactation, Semen, Pregnancy, MPreg, Spit, Sneezing, Snot, Watersports, Unbirthing, Cowtits, DFC, Ass Worship, Feet, Legs, Muscles, Romance, Consensual Missionary, Hand Holding, Kissing, Dirt, Mud, Costumes, Roleplay, Vagina Dentata, and Floor Tiles.
>>25986809
>hand holding
>>25984781
My fetish is writing my fetishes down in a book, and having an unsuspecting person read them.
>>25984781
Legs/feet, gentle femdom, breeding.
>>25986809
>Vore
>Weird Vore
Oh please, good sir, point me toward the NOT weird vore out there.
>>25987252
On a more serious note, where does being a horsefucker fall here?
>>25989173
MLP is under "creep" there
>>25987252
>tfw shitting dick nipples are under degenerate and not ascended
>>25987252
>Floor Tiles are under Ascended
Fuckin' kek!
>>25986888
>>25986809
Lost it at the floor tiles Anon. Hyperbolic trajectory to out of this thread.
>>25984781
This would be a really terrible idea, but I'd certainly need a list to even remember all my fetishes.
>>25984781
What's wrong with omorashi?
>>25987079
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I don't want to believe that shit is real. I can believe it, but I don't want to. There's no way a human being would expect the opposite of what happened.
