>"OH GOSH ANON! PLEASE HELP ME, MY BACK IS ITCHING LIKE CRAZY!! AUGH!!"
>>25984706
You see Twilight, I have no arms nor legs...
However....
I still can scratch you,if you dare
>>25984706
>place my hand just above her back to brush against her hair
>Have her verbally guide me to the spot on her back that itches
>Just hover my hand over the spot and refuse to scratch it
>>25984737
You monster
>>25984737
>"You're a dick, Anon!"
>>25984737
Erotic denial.
Grin of approval.
>>25984706
Did her horn break or something?
>Fleas break out in ponyville
>No one can scratch because fleas break unicorns concentration and the rest with obvious limitations
>>25984706
Only if we can do butt stuff after I'm done
>>25985046
>Anonymous who basically leached off of Twilight has an idea for his first business venture.
>Quickly he sets up a stall at the market.
>The sign above it read "10 bits = 10 minutes, 25 bits = half-hour, no happy endings!"
>Anon corners the market on scratchies.
>Lyra continues to ask for happy endings regardless.
>>25984706
*cough* telekinesis *cough* fat bitch *cough* purple gluttony *cough*
>>25985096
>Fleas are a serious affliction in horseland due to near impossible of getting rid of them
>Pones scared about giving it to anon
>Find fleas on his cloths
>Anon tosses them in the wash and gets a new pair
> They finally realize why he wears clothes and the befits
>>25984737
Why are you being so mean to her?
>>25984706
Somebody ripped off your wings, and all you feel is /itching/? The fuck are you made of?
>>25984706
Roll in the dirt like a real horse.
>>25985384
>"NOW I'M ITCHING ALL OVER MY BODY!! PLEASE ANON, DO SOMETHING!!"
>>25984945
She's too itchy to even focus her magic onto a stick to use.