>Greetings, primitive one. We have come for your waifu.
There will be a lot ayys.
>>25978444
My waifu?! Nooo you will never take Rarara from meeeelol joke take this whore from me, idc
good luck, she isn't real
>>25978444
Ayy lmao!
Your trip compass pointed to the right direction!
Sadly, you cannot take our waifus, they are not real.
Get in line, creatures
>>25978444
Vigilo motherfucking Confido.
>>25978444
Sorry mate.She's not real
>>25978444
X-Rays identified, going loud.
>>25978539I like you
>>25978444
Sure, go right ahead
>>25978444
>tfw ayy lmaos will watch MLP millions of years from now when our TV signals arrive to their planet
>tfw they will fall in love with the characters
>tfw the will travel through the galaxy to find their waifus
>tfw they will only find the remains of our civilisation extinguished long ago
>tfw even if they found us still alive, we would tell them that their waifus are, in fact, not real
>>25978635
Sure, you can have her. Nice trips by the way.
Take her all around the cosmos, and show her the infinite variety of evolution.
>>25978670
was for
>>25978444
>>25978444
ayy lmao
>>25978535
>Be Brad Sentry, waifu-stealer extraordinaire
>Some have a waifu?
>Not for long.
>Just last week you finished ravaging Bon-Bon's sweet patoot and boy, have pickings gotten slim.
>You sit outside and watch the lovely ladies of Canterlot High skip by, short skirts swaying about.
>Suddenly, the unthinkable.
>Not exactly the most outlandish thing to happen at good ol' CHS, but definitely up there.
>The shadow of a massive UFO blankets the school.
>From amidst the holiday display of lights twinkling on it's no doubt high-tech surface, you see an interesting projection.
>A seemingly stout trio of aliens gaze at the humans below.
>"Greetings, primitive ones."
>Their insectoid voices boom.
>"We have come for your waifus."
>The transmissiom ends.
>You cock an eyebrow.
>They've come for waifus?
>Well then.
>You'd like to see them try.
>>25978689
Nobody steals my waifu's, and lives
>>25978444
good, you can both not be real together.
>>25978689
>flash beats up aliens
ayy lmao
>>25978444
Ayy, lmao
>>25978444
>Be the Bobinator.
>Notice you are naked and with no technology.
>Tell you "WAIFU THIS WAY, IT TAKE 3 WEEK TO GET TO WAIFU DEPOSITORY"
>GETINTHEDOGCAGE.JPG
>Pulls wires. CRACK, FWOOOOSH!
>Dog cage is lined with dozens of foam expanding instapacks.
>Instapacks slowly inflate, aliens now trapped at center in several feet of foamy goodness.
>Crates Dog Cage.
>Lists on Ebay.
>Makes 10 million dollars.
>Uses money to locate cloaked spaceship.
>Hires physicists to reverse engineer space ship while leaving it intact and has them teach niggers from the southside of chicago who have decades of experience jacking cars how to drive and jack the space ships.
>Promises all participants a gold plated Cadillac upon return with functional spaceship, payable in 180 days from receipt.
>Fucks off into space and captures himself a fleet.
>Meanwhile in some government lab, aliens are being probed. Rectally.
>>25978444
My waifu? Well I don't mean to alienate you. But she is too much for you to handle. She really is out of this world
